Discussion Under what circumstances would you eat human flesh

[DonutHole]

If it was life or death? If someone offered a bunch of money? If it was consensual? If you felt like it? Answer below.

 

[Soygoy]

Someone should write a heckin story about Schloggers getting stuck on an island. It will just be like heckin Robinson Crusoe (even doe it will likely end with some Lord of the Flies scenario)

True, also the jannies are there and they take control at first but because they're rulecucks and assholes they get overthrown, also basil gets sexually assaulted and his assaulter is exiled from the island and theres some woman drama, also sparkles is there, discovered under a rock or something, she joined the taliban after getting banned due to depression but the taliban treated her like shit and dumped her on a random island, then a group of schloggers come together to plan to gang rape parkles but baqqrih hears about this and just as they approach her, he comes from nowhere and punches the group in the face and takes them all on yakuza style, saving parkles and at the end you can see him yielding his cross and hes all like "The Lord told me to protect you." or something

and then soygoy wants to get ripped so he starts lifting the fattest niggers on the schlog, the lack of women and pvssy starts driving schloggers crazy so a group of men start wearing flowers in their hair and become femboys, then the jannies come back to see the schlog in disarray, only to attempt to usurp control again but thankfully Mr Beast comes over in a helicopter and saves us all from the island, or atleast he was going to until some stupid faggot started saying "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" and beast flew away because we weren't monetizable enough.

Season 2 coming soon.

 

[SINO]

True, also the jannies are there and they take control at first but because they're rulecucks and assholes they get overthrown, also basil gets sexually assaulted and his assaulter is exiled from the island and theres some woman drama, also sparkles is there, discovered under a rock or something, she joined the taliban after getting banned due to depression but the taliban treated her like shit and dumped her on a random island, then a group of schloggers come together to plan to gang rape parkles but baqqrih hears about this and just as they approach her, he comes from nowhere and punches the group in the face and takes them all on yakuza style, saving parkles and at the end you can see him yielding his cross and hes all like "The Lord told me to protect you." or something

and then soygoy wants to get ripped so he starts lifting the fattest niggers on the schlog, the lack of women and pvssy starts driving schloggers crazy so a group of men start wearing flowers in their hair and become femboys, then the jannies come back to see the schlog in disarray, only to attempt to usurp control again but thankfully Mr Beast comes over in a helicopter and saves us all from the island, or atleast he was going to until some stupid faggot started saying "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" and beast flew away because we weren't monetizable enough.

Season 2 coming soon.

You can't get ripped DOE.

The fattest niggers on the schlog would be eaten 'cause they got cooked by yours truely

 

[Soygoy]

You can't get ripped DOE.

The fattest niggers on the schlog would be eaten 'cause they got cooked by yours truely

i guess
we need like a hero character and my first pick is baqqrih but i feel like we need more hero characters or something also soygoy villain arc would be funny, maybe he starts taking all of the food, creating a monopoly and establishing capitalism on the island or something like that. also for some reason it'd be funny if there was a scene where a group of men are like "i need to have sex with woman NOWWW!!!" and soyteen liker is just like "guys pick me pick me!" and everyone just looks at her like "SHUT THE FUCK UP" except for WH15Key who is black and sexually attracted to fat women, but Soyteen Liker just sighs and walks away or something.

Also it'd be fun if we did like a murder mystery type story or something where a member dies and we have to do a fuckin uh dangeranronpa trial to figure out who did it

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Someone should write a heckin story about Schloggers getting stuck on an island. It will just be like heckin Robinson Crusoe (even doe it will likely end with some Lord of the Flies scenario)

I can try to do this but all schloggers ever is a lot of people

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

i guess
we need like a hero character and my first pick is baqqrih but i feel like we need more hero characters or something also soygoy villain arc would be funny, maybe he starts taking all of the food, creating a monopoly and establishing capitalism on the island or something like that. also for some reason it'd be funny if there was a scene where a group of men are like "i need to have sex with woman NOWWW!!!" and soyteen liker is just like "guys pick me pick me!" and everyone just looks at her like "SHUT THE FUCK UP" except for WH15Key who is black and sexually attracted to fat women, but Soyteen Liker just sighs and walks away or something.

Also it'd be fun if we did like a murder mystery type story or something where a member dies and we have to do a fuckin uh dangeranronpa trial to figure out who did it

Ohiobabble

 

[Itransheartblox]

free meat

 

[selfishlittlefuck]

im hungry

 

[MarioMan7890]

>im hungry

 

[Fortuna]

i guess
we need like a hero character and my first pick is baqqrih but i feel like we need more hero characters or something also soygoy villain arc would be funny, maybe he starts taking all of the food, creating a monopoly and establishing capitalism on the island or something like that. also for some reason it'd be funny if there was a scene where a group of men are like "i need to have sex with woman NOWWW!!!" and soyteen liker is just like "guys pick me pick me!" and everyone just looks at her like "SHUT THE FUCK UP" except for WH15Key who is black and sexually attracted to fat women, but Soyteen Liker just sighs and walks away or something.

Also it'd be fun if we did like a murder mystery type story or something where a member dies and we have to do a fuckin uh dangeranronpa trial to figure out who did it

Thank god nobody did this.

 

[An Hero]

If it was cooked beyond being well-done, and only consisted of non-diseased muscle

 

[Hoot]

Only if Doll asked me to do it