Discussion Under what circumstances would you eat human flesh

[DonutHole]

If it was life or death? If someone offered a bunch of money? If it was consensual? If you felt like it? Answer below.

 

[Neutralplier]

Gyatt latina mommy whos taller then me and says "ayy papi" is the only flesh i would eat

 

[SINO]

Wouldn't those guys, like the jartycucks, have the highest risk of disease in them?

Pinoys will be safe as long as they're thoroughly cooked, FPEposters will require a 1-2 day soak in alcohol, honestly I won't eat Jartycuck flesh unless I'm very desperate

 

[SINO]

I'm allowed to eat human flesh because the HanGOD General Yue Fei wrote a poem:

“怒发冲冠，凭阑处、潇潇雨歇。抬望眼，仰天长啸，壮怀激烈。三十功名尘与土，八千里路云和月。莫等闲、白了少年头，空悲切。
靖康耻，犹未雪。臣子恨，何时灭。驾长车，踏破贺兰山缺。壮志饥餐胡虏肉，笑谈渴饮匈奴血。待从头、收拾旧山河，朝天阙”

“壮志饥餐胡虏肉，笑谈渴饮匈奴血” means to feast upon the flesh of nomads and to laugh and chat while drinking mongol blood.

 

[X Immigrant]

potentially some Pinoys

@ILoveVesna RUN!

 

[SINO]

@ILoveVesna RUN!

It's lunch time, nigga.

 

[basil]

Probably @WNT, @Soygoy, or @basil because they're skinny guys who have small frames. It'd be easier to make their flesh indistinguishable from normal meat, since there's less of it to work with. Basic culinary ingredients and sauces would mask it well. Conversely, @ILoveVesna or @baqqrih because they're chubby, who knows, maybe the fat has a frickin' good flavorino.

On a serious note, I do not advocate for cannibalism because it a heckin' moral wrong.

i taste exactly like basil btw

 

[basil]

i taste exactly like basil btw

WAIT WTF SHUT UP I DON'T HAVE A "SKINNY FRAME" I'M ACTUALLY VERY GOOD LOOKING

 

[condolana]

Can someone check for me is eating human flesh is kosher or haram? My religion doesn't allow me to eat certain foods.

 

[Maya]

If I needed to. I don't really have that big of an issue with it. I might turn into a wendigo afterward tho, and that would kinda suck.

 

[ILoveVesna]

Probably @WNT, @Soygoy, or @basil because they're skinny guys who have small frames. It'd be easier to make their flesh indistinguishable from normal meat, since there's less of it to work with. Basic culinary ingredients and sauces would mask it well. Conversely, @ILoveVesna or @baqqrih because they're chubby, who knows, maybe the fat has a frickin' good flavorino.

On a serious note, I do not advocate for cannibalism because it a heckin' moral wrong.

im 2 steps ahead doe

 

[ILoveVesna]

Pinoys

thats not wholesome 100

 

[SINO]

thats not wholesome 100

I'm going to EAT YOUR FUCKING FLESH NIGGA

 

[ILoveVesna]

I'm going to EAT YOUR FUCKING FLESH NIGGA

but.. I like my flesh doe..

 

[SmallAnus]

You are what you eat so Chadrone's better watch his ass

 

[Soygoy]

I feel like the best thing for us to do is gather around a fire and gang up on the fattest nigger on the schlog and cook him on a spitroast.
MarioMan, we're coming for you.

 

[SINO]

I feel like the best thing for us to do is gather around a fire and gang up on the fattest nigger on the schlog and cook him on a spitroast.
MarioMan, we're coming for you.

George would be a pretty good alternative to Marioman though (George is the fattest nigger in the ENTIRE SOYSPHERE) albiet I'm worried that we'd die from clogged arteries after eating George.

 

[Soygoy]

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George would be a pretty good alternative to Marioman though (George is the fattest nigger in the ENTIRE SOYSPHERE) albiet I'm worried that we'd die from clogged arteries after eating George.

Yeah we should probably eat george first because he might start molesting our women, who we have to protect.
I say in a survival situation, we form a clan of the most trustworthy men, such as baqqrih, to make sure the women are safe and be their bodyguards incase someone attempts to rape them.
Also bible study should be mandatory, if we've got fuck all else to do then baqqrih should recite bible verses of which he has hundreds just stored in his noggin, I suppose.
We should also make a little jail for basil to live in because knowing him, he'll rape anything that moves, so he should be excluded from the main group.

 

[SINO]

Yeah we should probably eat george first because he might start molesting our women, who we have to protect.
I say in a survival situation, we form a clan of the most trustworthy men, such as baqqrih, to make sure the women are safe and be their bodyguards incase someone attempts to rape them.
Also bible study should be mandatory, if we've got fuck all else to do then baqqrih should recite bible verses of which he has hundreds just stored in his noggin, I suppose.
We should also make a little jail for basil to live in because knowing him, he'll rape anything that moves, so he should be excluded from the main group.

We should lock up SkibidiSigma because he'll start singing that FPE garbage 24/7 like the obsessed sodomite faggot he is

 

[Soygoy]

We should lock up SkibidiSigma because he'll start singing that FPE garbage 24/7 like the obsessed sodomite faggot he is

Nah just let him do what he wants, he's harmless, will probably start making arts and crafts or something, who knows, he might even be good bonfire entertainment because he can re-enact every skibidi toilet episode ever made and we can do acting in costumes around the fire where we pretend to be camera heads and skibidi toilets and we can clap afterwards. We can also have a choir singing "Skibidi dom dom dom yes yes skibidi dom dom yee yee"

 

[SINO]

Nah just let him do what he wants, he's harmless, will probably start making arts and crafts or something, who knows, he might even be good bonfire entertainment because he can re-enact every skibidi toilet episode ever made and we can do acting in costumes around the fire where we pretend to be camera heads and skibidi toilets and we can clap afterwards. We can also have a choir singing "Skibidi dom dom dom yes yes skibidi dom dom yee yee"

Someone should write a heckin story about Schloggers getting stuck on an island. It will just be like heckin Robinson Crusoe (even doe it will likely end with some Lord of the Flies scenario)