Discussion Under what circumstances would you eat human flesh

[DonutHole]

If it was life or death? If someone offered a bunch of money? If it was consensual? If you felt like it? Answer below.

 

[Oot]

If I was near any schlogger on the site, preferably if they were alive. The sweetness in our cereal is derived from the glucose in human bodies o algo, a little factNVKE big cereal doesn't want you to know.

 

[Soygoy]

If I was near any schlogger on the site, preferably if they were alive. The sweetness in our cereal is derived from the glucose in human bodies o algo, a little factNVKE big cereal doesn't want you to know.

real question doe
which schlogger would be the tastiest?
hey... oot... i haven't had cereal in a while...

 

[Chesnaught]

trust me bro your arm is not as nutritious as you think it is, you'd probably last for like 1 day on that thing and then that's it bro.
i researched apparently your forearm only has like 1.6k calories, still pretty good, but imo i wouldn't eat your own body parts just because you lost them. there was this guy who ate his own foot and apparently it didn't really taste very nice either.

plus how the fuck are you gonna cook that thing

>I would rather eat nothing because this thing I ate is only 1600 calories and I need 1000 gorillion calories or something and a solution is entirely worthless if it doesn't solve my entire problem

I wish you'd contemplate for maybe 5 more minutes about your questions and statements before posting them.
>fiery plane crash

I'm just sad, he was gonna post his Pokemon card collection on my blog.

And I still will, you just said you were going to sleep and I didn't want your obsession with me to be keeping you up at night, xister.

 

[Soygoy]

>I would rather eat nothing because this thing I ate is only 1600 calories and I need 1000 gorillion calories or something and a solution is entirely worthless if it doesn't solve my entire problem

yeah okay smartass but like
wont you get kuru or some shit

oh yeah got you now

 

[Oot]

real question doe
which schlogger would be the tastiest?
hey... oot... i haven't had cereal in a while...

Probably @WNT, @Soygoy, or @basil because they're skinny guys who have small frames. It'd be easier to make their flesh indistinguishable from normal meat, since there's less of it to work with. Basic culinary ingredients and sauces would mask it well. Conversely, @ILoveVesna or @baqqrih because they're chubby, who knows, maybe the fat has a frickin' good flavorino.

On a serious note, I do not advocate for cannibalism because it a heckin' moral wrong.

 

[Chesnaught]

yeah okay smartass but like
wont you get kuru or some shit
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oh yeah got you now

>Preeeeetty sure that comes from eating OTHER people

 

[Soygoy]

>Preeeeetty sure that comes from eating OTHER people
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im gonna eat you lil nigga

 

[Soygoy]

on a more serious note this might be the most openly homosexual thread on this site.

 

[Chesnaught]

on a more serious note this might be the most openly homosexual thread on this site.
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[Soygoy]

I wish you'd contemplate for maybe 5 more minutes about your questions and statements before posting them.

bro its 2 am for me all logic and reasoning goes out the window im just trying to get you to not eat yourself but i cant
self cannibalism wins i guess i tried im not gonna lie i tried
let me know when you've nom nommed on your arm so i can know how it tastes o algo, yeah?

 

[Soygoy]

bro its 2 am for me all logic and reasoning goes out the window im just trying to get you to not eat yourself but i cant
self cannibalism wins i guess i tried im not gonna lie i tried
let me know when you've nom nommed on your arm so i can know how it tastes o algo, yeah?

oh and if you have any leftovers, maybe you could give me a hand?

 

[Chesnaught]

bro its 2 am for me all logic and reasoning goes out the window im just trying to get you to not eat yourself but i cant
self cannibalism wins i guess i tried im not gonna lie i tried
let me know when you've nom nommed on your arm so i can

even doe it's a hypothetical like everything else in this thread

 

[Chesnaught]

oh and if you have any leftovers, maybe you could give me a hand?

 

[Soygoy]

oh and if you have any leftovers, maybe you could give me a hand?

im joking ofcourse, cannibalism is bad, but as for why, i can't quite put my finger on it...

even doe it's a hypothetical like everything else in this thread

yeah i guess i have a tendoncy to take things too seriously
it's not like i have a bone to pick with you or anything.

 

[SINO]

I'd eat human flesh as long as it's from people I don't like

 

[baqqrih]

I'd eat human flesh as long as it's from people I don't like

Whose flesh first comes to mind?

 

[SINO]

I'm going to stir-fry and eat Malzy_Moo's liver.

 

[SINO]

Whose flesh first comes to mind?

Jartycucks, FPEpedoes, potentially some Pinoys

 

[baqqrih]

Jartycucks, FPEpedoes, potentially some Pinoys

Wouldn't those guys, like the jartycucks, have the highest risk of disease in them?

 

[SINO]

HOWEVER, I'm worried about eating Jartycuck flesh 'cause I might catch niggeraids from it