Discussion Under what circumstances would you eat human flesh

[DonutHole]

If it was life or death? If someone offered a bunch of money? If it was consensual? If you felt like it? Answer below.

 

[Chesnaught]

bleeding to death le good or something

 

[Soygoy]

I would eat my own body parts if I needed to and I'd already lost them.

There will never be a situation where you need to eat your own body parts, as cutting off a limb loses more energy than cutting it off and eating it would.

 

[X Immigrant]

Apparently human flesh tastes like salty chicken. If given the chance, and if the guy was some serial killer or something, I'd go for it. Cooked of course.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I'd eat it to not die because protecting your life is important and I'd rather be alive eating human flesh than die

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

There will never be a situation where you need to eat your own body parts, as cutting off a limb loses more energy than cutting it off and eating it would.

He clarified if he had already lost them. Like somehow his arm just got cut off by itself. Very unlikely scenario but he clearly specified he'd only do it if that was the case. Are you retarded or just acting like you are?

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Hungry

 

[Brainstorm]

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Hungry

Fnf like having fun

 

[MarioMan7890]

EATING HUMANS LE BAD

 

[FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Like, my own or someone else's?

 

[BlackSkinAryan]

I am willing to pay 100 shekels just to eat 10 ounces of human flesh (specifically thigh or upper arm flesh)

 

[ILoveVesna]

if im crashed or shipwrecks or just stranded anywhere
if anyone dies they get recyled

 

[basil]

Apparently human flesh tastes like salty chicken. If given the chance, and if the guy was some serial killer or something, I'd go for it. Cooked of course.

it wouldn’t taste like anything you know, chicken, beef, and other meats have been bred selectively to taste better and better, this is why they’re more expensive. humans have not been bred to taste good, so no, your goyslop consuming taste buds wouldn’t taste anything of the sort.

 

[RTErdogan]

since i am so unbelievably wealthy, i would simply vacation to an asian country which allows it and pay good money for human flesh.

i think.. papa now guinea pig..?

white pedo

 

[X Immigrant]

it wouldn’t taste like anything you know, chicken, beef, and other meats have been bred selectively to taste better and better, this is why they’re more expensive. humans have not been bred to taste good, so no, your goyslop consuming taste buds wouldn’t taste anything of the sort.

Even though you are what you eat therefore the average American tastes like goyslop therefore I'd eat him

 

[Chesnaught]

There will never be a situation where you need to eat your own body parts, as cutting off a limb loses more energy than cutting it off and eating it would.

>get in horrid and fiery plane crash
>my arm is mangled and nearly torn off entirely from about the elbow down, but lets say I have medical supplies manage to curb the bleeding (Or I press the damn stump against the scorching hot side of the plane until that stops it) quick enough to not bleed out
I am now a one-armed man stranded somewhere with nothing to eat aside from 2-3 bags of airplane peanuts and some wafers, but I do have this mostly-fresh arm, and I'll certainly be needing whatever iron and protein I can get, even if it doesn't make up for the energy I've spent by losing my arm.

It takes like a minute of thinking at most to prove you wrong.

 

[Soygoy]

>get in horrid and firely plane crash
>my arm is mangled and nearly torn off entirely from about the elbow down, but lets say I have medical supplies manage to curb the bleeding (Or I press the damn stump against the scorching hot side of the plane until that stops it) quick enough to not bleed out
I am now a one-armed man stranded somewhere with nothing to eat aside from 2-3 bags of airplane peanuts and some wafers, but I do have this mostly-fresh arm, and I'll certainly be needing whatever iron and protein I can get, even if it doesn't make up for the energy I've spent by losing my arm.

It takes like a minute of thinking at most to prove you wrong.

trust me bro your arm is not as nutritious as you think it is, you'd probably last for like 1 day on that thing and then that's it bro.
i researched apparently your forearm only has like 1.6k calories, still pretty good, but imo i wouldn't eat your own body parts just because you lost them. there was this guy who ate his own foot and apparently it didn't really taste very nice either.

 

[X Immigrant]

The person two posts above actually blocked me for making a mean post on his profile. Imagine being that much of a cuck.

 

[Hagon]

deserved ^

 

[Soygoy]

trust me bro your arm is not as nutritious as you think it is, you'd probably last for like 1 day on that thing and then that's it bro.
i researched apparently your forearm only has like 1.6k calories, still pretty good, but imo i wouldn't eat your own body parts just because you lost them. there was this guy who ate his own foot and apparently it didn't really taste very nice either.

plus how the fuck are you gonna cook that thing
blud somehow has medical supplies, but not food? i guess you'd also be lucky to conviniently have fire tools aswell.

 

[X Immigrant]

deserved ^

I'm just sad, he was gonna post his Pokemon card collection on my blog.