Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[Rot]

Granted, DOLL's facial hair begins a new life and eventually grows and morphs itself into a new DOLL. Hair-DOLL then seeks to rid you of this world, similarly to how you rid it of DOLL's face. It begins training to become forklift certified, and once it does, it tracks you down, corners you, and impales you on a forklift spike.

I wish a popular band played a jartycuck song live and millions of people saw it.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, now there are protests in the street full of woke liberals chanting "Cuck Lives Matter!" in tandem with feral niggers ram raiding stores and shops.

I wish i became a Skibidi Toilet.

 

[AshkeNazi]

Granted, you immediately get flushed

I wish the Holocaust never happened

 

[Stephen]

Granted, nothing changes

I wish a random male schlogteen(not me) got a girlfriend

 

[GauntletThrown]

Granted, nothing changes

I wish a random male schlogteen(not me) got a girlfriend

Already granted ‘cuz I’m doin’ your mom, doin’ doin’ your mom

I wish /qa/ was unlocked

 

[terrycrews]

I wish /qa/ was unlocked

everyone migrates back to 4chan and the sharty dies, but /qa/ turns into a rulecuck zone and that dies too, soyjakking is now dead

i wish for TTD

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

Granted, you die

I wish for for TND

 

[terrycrews]

Granted, you die

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

^failed to make a wish award

I wish all 4g and 5g networks stopped working

 

[terrycrews]

@Steve That isn't Reddit doe

 

[Steve]

I wish all 4g and 5g networks stopped working

Wish granted, with all mobile networks offline phone posting is now a thing of the past, now everyone on the soysphere are desktop aryans, PPH goes down 85% and when you figure out your mother has an illness and you need to go to the hospital they reach you too late.

I wish for 30 hour days

 

[terrycrews]

I wish for 30 hour days

The sun melts the Earth because it is up too long and turns it into Mercury

I wish I were 7 feet tall

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, your still a pooner

I wish every single shit i took would be solid and leave no stains on my butt

 

[ILoveVesna]

granted, now your piss is chunky

I wish vesna was real

 

[Steve]

Granted, but she doesn't love short brownoids like yourself... you can watch her have fun with Tyrone with though.

I wish for a new car I can drive around.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, the car (like most new cars these days) is built with planned obsolesence in mind and an overuse of electronic parts, so it's a financial nightmare to keep around, the plastic parts also have a greasy feel when you touch them.

I wish my glasses were smudge proof

 

[ILoveVesna]

granted, the slip off easier and just are more uncomfortable in general

I wish I had a gun

 

[Gemerald]

Granted, but you now have monkey hands

I wish froot would sell the site

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, he sells soyjak.party to Elon Musk

I wish my laptop would stop getting so hot

 

[Gemerald]

Granted, but you now have monkey hands

I wish Trvmp was president of the us forever