Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[GauntletThrown]

granted, you get post-op yanderedev as your gf

i wish for free robux

 

[tanzanite]

granted, but i hack your account and funnel the robux to mine
i wish for porn games to be banned off steam

 

[FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Granted; they are banned, but too many new ones keep popping up to feasibly ban all of them

I wish I had a hot goth dommy mommy gf that was taller than me and wasn't trans who would top and ride me every night until I couldn't form a thought

 

[Hagon]

Granted, you contract aids from her and die after 4 months.

 

[GauntletThrown]

forgot to make a wish award

i wish for TND

 

[GauntletThrown]

ha get ninja'd nerd
granted, you're able to play halo reach
unfortunately, it's halo reach

i wish for tjd

 

[Chesnaught]

Granted, but we get invaded by aliens a week later

I wish for Halo Reach to not crash the next time I attempt to play it

 

[Chesnaught]

>keeps responding even though I deleted the post because I posted it late award

 

[Chesnaught]

ha get ninja'd nerd
granted, you're able to play halo reach
unfortunately, it's halo reach

i wish for tjd

TJD is granted, but you have to play Halo Reach for 400 hours for it to be permanent

I wish for Soygoy to get back to me on playing Halo

 

[GuroGOD]

Granted, but xe turned gay and has femboy voice, also Will try to hit on (you)

I wish for societal collapse

 

[Spas]

Granted but communism rises from the ashes as the dominant ideology

I wish I was immortal

 

[GuroGOD]

Granted but you gonna have to drink piss to be immortal atleast once a day

I wish for presidency of czech republic

 

[Scottmeister]

Granted but you gonna have to drink piss to be immortal atleast once a day

I wish for presidency of czech republic

Granted but a continental European war breaks out and the Czech Republic collapses into civil war and you die in a coup

I wish everyone in the world was Muslim

 

[Oot]

Granted but a continental European war breaks out and the Czech Republic collapses into civil war and you die in a coup

I wish everyone in the world was Muslim

Everyone in the world is Muslim now but we're 200 years in the future and the space Jihadists are having trouble with the aliens on Mars

I wish for a can of sproke

 

[GuroGOD]

Granted, but Its mixed with princess sparkles bath water

I Wish for kidnapping tools

 

[tanzanite]

granted, but they're made of pure anthracite coal.
i wish for a new ipad

 

[GuroGOD]

Granted, but you get Phillips iPad from 1999 (https://www.edn.com/philips-ipad-circa-1999/)

I Wish for Ronald Reagan came back from the dead And started comitting total commie death

 

[Stephen]

Granted, it’s in the form of a zombie apocalypse that wipes out humanity

I wish for the most delicious coca cola ever

 

[GuroGOD]

Granted, But Its made 45% from princess sparkles bath water

I wish for abillity to transport to any anime i want in my dreams

 

[GauntletThrown]

Granted, you do so exactly as is, and as a background extra

I wish for barneyfag to stop missing threads