Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, he becomes a tranny with dyed hair

I wish my braps were extra stinky and loud

 

[Gemerald]

Granted but you now have shitoko hands

I wish nigger of a thread would become a dead nigger of a thread

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted but only for a minute or two

I wish for free hot, chunky brownies whenever i want them

 

[Gemerald]

Granted but they taste like SHIT because they actually are SHIT

I wish a gem would get posted on /soy/ right now

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, it's a slopjak of you

I wish for bitchez

 

[ILoveVesna]

granted they are valid latinx trans kweens

I wish for a pet acro

 

[Chesnaught]

Granted, he's 2 feet tall

I wish for a Pontiac Bonneville (Any year, IDC.)

 

[Swede]

Granted, he's 2 feet tall

I wish for a Pontiac Bonneville (Any year, IDC.)

Granted, but your pontiac was under the sea for better half a decade

I wish to be an NBA player

 

[ILoveVesna]

granted but you lose your aryan genetics and becaome a black s4bbc

I wish to join the army

 

[Swede]

Granted, you join the Russian army
I wish to be able to play guitar

 

[ILoveVesna]

granted you eventually lose interest and forget how to
I wish to become a good tennis player

 

[Swede]

granted you loose your arms and become a paralympian

I wish for discord to never have existed

 

[ILoveVesna]

granted telegram and matrix beomce mainstream and are used to groom kids into trans pedos

I wish to be a normie o algo

 

[Swede]

Granted, you become a bipoc trans qveen and work an office 9/5 for the rest of your life

I wish to have a good pair of jeans fitted to my size

 

[Soygoy]

Granted, you now wear a pear of Tommy Hillfigure blue jeans covered in blood and semen stains with holes on the back, where your ass would be. These are still a good pair of jeans, because they are technically ripped jeans and the stains can easily be washed.

I want to acquire 5 dollars.

 

[ILoveVesna]

granted you get it by sucking off tyrone

I wish for soyak to be real

 

[Swede]

granted, they become real but if you tell anyone about it you're going to the psych ward

I wish for jarty to be resurrected

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

Granted, it's the jarty

I wish for this thread to fucking die already

 

[ILoveVesna]

granted it comes back to life .000000000001 nanoseconds later

I wish for max to be president of usa

 

[Swede]

Granted, guy named Max Park becomes the U.S president, he's an autist obsessed with rubick-cubes

I wish for a zombie apocalypse to happen