Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[Soygoy]

Granted, the zombies are friendly to everyone else except for you and after they kill you, their disease slowly cures and they go back to being a normal human again.

I wish for Valve to completely cancel Half Life 3

 

[Swede]

Granted, Half-Life 3 is cancelled but we get half-life alyx 2

I wish for communism everywhere

 

[soybwc123]

Granted, every country is now NazBol

I wish for froory froor to be killed with rocks irl

 

[Swede]

Granted, froot is killed and becomes a martyr and eternal admin, frootism takes over the frooty (formerly sharty)
I wish for a meteor that will destroy the earth in 5 years to be discovered

 

[Soygoy]

Granted, a meteor that will hit earth in 5 years has been discovered by scientists and will force all life to be extinct, however the meteor contains alien like properties and in the death of all human life comes a new race of anthropomorphic dinosaurs who will roam the earth and conquer all of canada.

I wish for the above to happen.

 

[Swede]

human life comes a new race of anthropomorphic dinosaurs who will roam the earth and conquer all of canada.

goodbye volcana high is real Nonononononononononononononono

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, i rape you in the butt and then run you over with my Dodge Ram SRT/10

I wish for a M134 minigun

 

[Chesnaught]

Granted, I steal it, survive Soygoy's meteor on some other planet, return, and eradicate all of Soygoy's anthro dinos with it, along with my army of clones.

I wish for the person below to have a really good day.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, i have a good day FUCKING YOUR MOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish for more bitchez

 

[oreoreviewshow]

granted but they're male bitches
i wish i had a bbc

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, it has smegma
I wish Ruby was real

 

[Stephen]

Granted, she dies because of how poorly designed and small her robot body is, immediately tearing itself apart

I wish I were fifty pounds fatter

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, fifty pounds of fat have been added to your face, you can't open your eyelids or move your mouth

I wish for 2 extra arms on my body that are actually just Astro Claws like this

 

[Swede]

Granted, it has smegma
I wish Ruby was real
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somebody just ban this manchild FPE gooner

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, i get unbanned 1 pictosecond later and become a developer, i also clap @Swede's mom

I wish for a dead niggerbaby cannon that shoot's dead niggerbabies

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

Granted, you are the ammunition

I wish dark theme was fixed

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, it's been rebranded to the BLACKED theme.

I wish for ebbs blabba doo giggy

 

[DonutHole]

I wish for the Universe to instantly undergo a permanent heat death

 

[Rot]

granted, but a new universe is formed a minute after and relives all of history.

I wish headbutting doesn't hurt as bad as it does now.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, headbutt is less painful but in return causes serious long-term brain damage
I wish for my home WiFi to work all the time