Soy What would you do if you had Midas' curse?

[SoytanEnthusiast]

For anyone who doesn't know what it is whatever you touch turns to gold

 

[Jackson]

my question is does this curse only apply to touching just one item or does it stick with you for the rest of the life

 

[Twostripe]

I would touch someone's spark plug, so that next time this person start the engine xheir car explodes

 

[Stephen]

Use gold to buy special gloves so I can browse te interwebz again, then take the gloves off and punch trannies in the dick

 

[Fortuna]

I would touch someone's spark plug, so that next time this person start the engine xheir car explodes

I don't know anything about cars but wouldn't it just not start?

 

[AXNW219]

Touch women like im at a Diddy party

 

[Twostripe]

I don't know anything about cars but wouldn't it just not start?

If you turn a spark plug to gold not only will the physical properties of the metals inside change, the ceramic isolation on the outside will instead become a conductor

 

[Fortuna]

If you turn a spark plug to gold not only will the physical properties of the metals inside change, the ceramic isolation on the outside will instead become a conductor

What does that mean?

 

[Twostripe]

What does that mean?

Best case scenario it wont start up, worst case the engine will blow up

 

[kingdavey]

Bro image bro like you touch a girl's boobs bro and then bro like bro they turn to gold

 

[ISTANBUL]

if you turned a boat to gold, would it sink?

 

[Hagon]

if you turned a boat to gold, would it sink?

no

 

[Fortuna]

if you turned a boat to gold, would it sink?

Yeah. It'd be denser than the water.

 

[Twostripe]

if you turned a boat to gold, would it sink?

If you for example take a wooden boat and make it into gold it will change the mass of the boat without chnaging the volume of it, so it will sink

 

[SanrioWABAG]

Also if you have that ability then you should be able to touch yourself, because we all are made from individual cells pressed together, so we are always touching yourself, If that makes sense, so we would instantly turn to gold if that wasn't the case

Whatever you touch turns into gold except yourself

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

Touch myself and die.

 

[Sagehardt]

Touch a couple of stuff
Put stuff in crucible
Melt stuff
Sell stuff

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Touch poop

 

[SanrioWABAG]

I think Midas curse is one of the worst curses, in the real world.
The ability to turn everything you touch into gold only applies to one's organic integrity, the user of the Midas curse can't touch things into gold through non oneself organic matter like clothes.
A person with the Midas curse can't wear clothes as the fabric will turn to gold and adquire all of the gold's characteristics, making it be just solid instead of moldable like cloth.
A person with the Midas curse also couldn't use any electronic and electric technology like lamps, TVs (and their remotes), smartphones, radio, telephones or computers, as touching them would completely ruin the mechanism inside and will just be an useless golden pile/ingot.
A person with the Midas curse can't even eat nor drink (if liquids are vulnerable to turning into solid gold) as grabbing food will result in the food turning in to gold, making it not edible anymore, and even if someone assists the user to eat by not letting them touch the food, it will be worse as the food will turn into gold as it enters the mouth, just making the user choke and die, even if you pulverize the food, as it enters the stomach, it will turn into gold, poisoning the user immediately, making them have intestinal issues to end defecating gold-stained shit or just die by poison. A person with the Midas curse would either die of starvation, by choking or by poisoning.
Let's ignore that a Midas cursed can't even get fed.
A person with the Midas curse would get kidnapped and probably killed to use their dead body as an infinite gold generator.

The Midas curse is essentially hell.

 

[Jakomir]

Also you then should keep your hands in a vacuum, as your hands would touch all of the particles in the air, essentially making it rain wherever you go

Also if you have that ability then you should be able to touch yourself, because we all are made from individual cells pressed together, so we are always touching yourself, If that makes sense, so we would instantly turn to gold if that wasn't the case

kys sciencefag no one cares, you can't even prove that "cells" are real and not just some made up kike bullshit.

 

[Joe Biden]

I'd have a collection of golden statues representing children in my office