Soy What would you do if you had Midas' curse?

[SoytanEnthusiast]

For anyone who doesn't know what it is whatever you touch turns to gold

 

[Ballos]

Probably get some gloves so I can eat without turning all my food into gold. Also touching the homeless tweakers in my local tweaker infested shithole public park

Get chainmail gloves so I can still move my hands (assuming that the gold touch doesn’t move between different objects, in which case the entire world would turn to gold if I touched the ground)

Won't the food just turn to gold in your mouth

 

[Sprokeandmeds]

Won't the food just turn to gold in your mouth

Doesn’t the touch only affect your hands though?

 

[Ballos]

Doesn’t the touch only affect your hands though?

I wasn't sure so I looked it up, according to this it seems to affect everything.

King Midas

In Greek mythology, Midas was the name of a king in the region of Phrygia in Anatolia, modern-day Turkey. According to the myth, the god Dionysus was ...

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"both his food and his drinks turned into gold as well, the minute they touched his mouth, his teeth, or his tongue."

 

[Sprokeandmeds]

I wasn't sure so I looked it up, according to this it seems to affect everything.

King Midas

In Greek mythology, Midas was the name of a king in the region of Phrygia in Anatolia, modern-day Turkey. According to the myth, the god Dionysus was ...

www.greekmythology.com

"both his food and his drinks turned into gold as well, the minute they touched his mouth, his teeth, or his tongue."

Well I guess you’re just fucked then. I’m that case I’d probably just go on a rampage and touch as many homeless people and Jews as possible before I starved geg

 

[Gem Control]

and Jews

Okay, first of all, cool it with the anti-semitism, would you? Second of all, they already have enough gold on themselves are you stupid?

 

[Hans Shekelstein]

Turn my BBC golden