Coal Roleplay thread o algo

[dd/mm/yyyy]

Yakub comes down from the heavens of Agartha, and summons the army of aryans, and capture tucker.

i summor kingdaveys BBC to defend me

Spoiler: BBC ALERT

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

Hello everyone I would like you to meet muh waif!
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NO YOU CANT RAPE MY WIFE!

 

[Siegfried]

Hello everyone I would like you to meet muh waif!
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she is quickly assassinated by Soy-Tan.

 

[NiggerRigger]

I'm Russel Sweet.

 

[Hamas_2]

*sits and thinks about being a anime werewolf aryan beast sigma male moment “those who know” ahh style*

 

[greg]

I am nickacado and whoever is below me is the chicken sandwich i am about to eat

 

[GnuAintUnix]

I am not chicken sandwich but instead hot fire noodle cup

 

[greg]

"Oh my godddd, these hot spicey fire noodles are so yummy!"
Braps too hard, leading to shit leaking everywhere
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

 

[dd/mm/yyyy]

i do the above btw

 

[Siegfried]

*the sharts produced by the spicy noodles cause a nuclear explosion*

 

[Chud]

*Survives the nuclear apocalypse by hidding inside his government mandated pod and taking the mandatory 9 vaccines and 5 booster shots against radiation poisoning*

 

[Siegfried]

*Survives the nuclear apocalypse by hidding inside his government mandated pod and taking the mandatory 9 vaccines and 5 booster shots against radiation poisoning*

*the nuclear apocalypse turned every single male into weak effeminate faggots*

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

>Who shall face me?

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

>These lands are barren, a scenario i do not approve of since i was ordered here, unless i await my opponent.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

bvmp thread

 

[Fortuna]

bvmp thread

 

[Siegfried]

>These lands are barren, a scenario i do not approve of since i was ordered here, unless i await my opponent.
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YOUR OPPONENT IS HERE, I AM GILGAMESH, THE KING OF HEROES.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I EVOLVE

 

[Mustard]

*squirt* oops

 

[SmallAnus]

*cleans mess with a mop* *sighs*