dead nigger babyof a thread

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I would like to punch the computer until it opens or at least until somebody comes

 

[HWABAG]

I go to the basement

 

[LordThrembo]

brimstone adventure thread ive made 4 adventure threads before and this is just awful

 

[ISTANBUL]

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you grab a shit ton of knives. You know have 10 stainless steel cooking knives in your pocket (inb4 you trip and ack yourself).

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clenching you asshole you run up the stairs to the upstairs bathroom. as you burst open thedoor to enter, you try to turn on the light but the bulb seems to be broken
>MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you still really need to shit though, so you grope your way to the toilet and let loose
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second floor map btw
red is stairs
orange is bathroom 2
yellow is bedroom 2
yellowgreen is office
green is area where stairs to attic open up from the roof

I exit the kitchen and head to the garage but not before opening the tap and leaving it running

 

[ILoveVesna]

i break the fence w my BMC

fence is made of yakubite therfore it wont break. once someone dies you can get in tho

I put as much bleach as I can into the pockets of my oversized bum coat and proceed to the kitchen to look for more chemicals and cleaning agents

you pour the bleach into your jacket and head to the kitches right as istanbul walks out with xher knives. you find hydrochloric acid and sulfuric acid jugs.

I would like to punch the computer until it opens or at least until somebody comes

you smash the computer and cause the 1000 dollar imac to fucking blow up
suddenly you hear shouting from the stairs
<WHO THE FUCK IS THAT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NIGGER!!!!

brimstone adventure thread ive made 4 adventure threads before and this is just awful

problem ytboi?
Ive never dont one before and just want to do one. Make your own if you want but I really dont care o algo asi.

 

[ISTANBUL]

having people on ignore really is a problem for this

 

[LordThrembo]

esl retard just give up, this thread sucks ass. never make a post again you coathanger child

 

[Stephen]

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you both want to do this but cant due to not being in the party (12 players already)

I summon black bvlls to gangrape these two for the rest of the thread

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

esl retard just give up, this thread sucks ass. never make a post again you coathanger child

It's fun

 

[LordThrembo]

It's fun

not fun, boring af. its uninteresting and an insult to us OC creators.

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

you pour the bleach into your jacket and head to the kitches right as istanbul walks out with xher knives. you find hydrochloric acid and sulfuric acid jugs.

I take out some of the bleach I had on me to make room, I then fill 2 empty bottles with hydrochloric acid and sulfuric acid
I proceed to the 2nd floor bathroom looking for more chemicals and cleaning agents, as well as lubricating agents.

 

[LordThrembo]

im glad you listened. this thread should be deleted.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

making my own adventure thread (i never made one before)

 

[Steve]

inb4 failthread

As the sun goes down on the 31st the party is only just starting, many schloggers arrive at a halloween party hosted by ILoveVesna. There is nothing wrong with this party and everything is normal. You will not look into it.
@Hagon (kidnapped by the FDL award) @Spasoje's Revenge @Aedra @SoytanEnthusiast @dataminedandproud @Swede @ISTANBUL @glownigger @Soyteen Liker @Steve @HWABAG @Neutralplier
(You) each control what you do at this party. Just post what you do and i'll update whenever I have time.

BEGIN
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all the schloggers evter ILoveVesna's house, feeling mostly ambivalent to attending a party where they got an invitation from some shady fellow in a dark alleyway but whatever. They were all promised money for attending anyways so what does it matter.
As ILoveVesna leads them to the dining room area, he tells them all:
>Hey everyone! Thank you for attending my party! You can do anything as long as you don't enter the locked room in the basement. Other than that, I don't care!
ILoveVesna walks to the front door to close it.
What will you do?
Le map:View attachment 50589View attachment 50588
red: bedroom 1
orange: bathroom 1
yellow: garage
yellowgreen: kitchen
green: dining room
cyan: living room
blue: stairs to 2nd floor
magenta: door leading to stairs to basement

I enter the garage and smoke 5 grams of crack before entering the kitchen and turning on all the gas burners without lighting the flame to smoke out the entire top floor.

 

[ILoveVesna]

I go to the basement

you head down and look around. It is very dark and you cant find le switch. You can faintly make out the gameroom door next to you and a heavy looking door up ahead with a keypad though
map:

red: stairs
orange: gameroom
green: boiler n shieet

taking a slight pause becaue chem teacher is cucked and wont let me use my laptop in xher class

 

[HWABAG]

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you head down and look around. It is very dark and you cant find le switch. You can faintly make out the gameroom door next to you and a heavy looking door up ahead with a keypad though
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red: stairs
orange: gameroom
green: boiler n shieet

taking a slight pause becaue chem teacher is cucked and wont let me use my laptop in xher class

I look in le boiler room

 

[Swede]

I wake up from my sugar induced sleep and go to the basement; in the basement there is a fully intact KKK member costume and 6 feet of rope; I dress as a KKK member and go upstairs

 

[Swede]

I invoke the 5th and say that being a KKK member is not technically illegal

 

[ILoveVesna]

I enter the garage and smoke 5 grams of crack before entering the kitchen and turning on all the gas burners without lighting the flame to smoke out the entire top floor.

I exit the kitchen and head to the garage but not before opening the tap and leaving it running

As Istanbul leaves the kitchen and Spas goes upstairs, Steve finishes some crack and laves the burners on, gassing Spas and SoytanEnthusiast like der juden.
>hehehe.. all serbSHITS and turkNIGGERS must perish!!!
Spas was feeling around in the upstairs bathroom for more chemicals, but then suddenly smelled the gas.
<what the FUCK is that smell!?
thinking Xiuhcoyotl managed to hit the house with a thermonvclear brapnvke using aztec nigger magic, he runs out with what little he could find in the bathroom, bottles of baby oil and knockout gas.
SoytanEnthusiast, still searching around in the office, smelled the gas and tried to run, but the sparks from the broken iMac lit the gas and caused the entire office to be vapourized.
^WHAT THE FU-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
new map of floor 2:

@SoytanEnthusiast you are le dead now geg

 

[Yiaagwababy or whatever]

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As Istanbul leaves the kitchen and Spas goes upstairs, Steve finishes some crack and laves the burners on, gassing Spas and SoytanEnthusiast like der juden.
>hehehe.. all serbSHITS and turkNIGGERS must perish!!!
Spas was feeling around in the upstairs bathroom for more chemicals, but then suddenly smelled the gas.
<what the FUCK is that smell!?
thinking Xiuhcoyotl managed to hit the house with a thermonvclear brapnvke using aztec nigger magic, he runs out with what little he could find in the bathroom, bottles of baby oil and knockout gas.
SoytanEnthusiast, still searching around in the office, smelled the gas and tried to run, but the sparks from the broken iMac lit the gas and caused the entire office to be vapourized.
^WHAT THE FU-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
new map of floor 2:View attachment 50901
@SoytanEnthusiast you are le dead now geg

George-Droyd sent by the ADL comes to save the day.