Shit No One Cares About Retarded Ramblings

Anyways, I'm excited for Soylympics. Any guesses?
Na, not at all.
I don't really keep up with smaller events anyways, the last proper event I actually gave a shit about was the Frootiversery, everything else I don't bother with, and continue posting on the site like normal.
 
A healthy and pure person cannot become obsessed by them, because such Larvæ can only act upon men if the latter make room for them in their minds. A healthy mind is a castle that cannot be invaded without the will of its master; but if they are allowed to enter, they excite the passions of men and women, they create cravings in them, they produce bad thoughts which act injuriously upon the brain; they sharpen the animal intellect and suffocate the moral sense. Evil spirits obsess only those human beings in whom the animal nature is predominating. Minds that are illuminated by the spirit of truth cannot be possessed; only those who are habitually guided by their own lower impulses may become subjected to their influences.
 
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You understand anything I'm saying?
I'm sorry but I'm not reading your copy and pasted philosophy from Jewgle dipshit.
I checked what the it actually meant and it's some Gnostic babble about demons, how the fuck did you manage to come to the conclusion that I would care about that shit after we had a short conversation about my opinions on a soyjak website.
I have a profile picture of a Sonic character, do you really take me as the type to be interested in Gnosticism?
 
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I'm sorry but I'm not reading your copy and pasted philosophy from Jewgle dipshit.
I checked what the it actually meant and it's some Gnostic babble about demons, how the fuck did you manage to come to the conclusion that I would care about that shit after we had a short conversation about my opinions on a soyjak website.
I have a profile picture of a Sonic character, do you really take me as the type to be interested in Gnosticism?
I'm sorry but I'm not reading your copy and pasted philosophy from Jewgle dipshit.
I checked what the it actually meant and it's some Gnostic babble about demons, how the fuck did you manage to come to the conclusion that I would care about that shit after we had a short conversation about my opinions on a soyjak website.
I have a profile picture of a Sonic character, do you really take me as the type to be interested in Gnosticism?
It's not Gnostic, dude. It's just good old lecture, mate. Gnosticism is for tranime faggots. Also, Sonic is extremely occult and contains 1 million rings which is Satanic symbolism. Sonic is a blasmephy against God actually.
 
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It's not Gnostic, dude. It's just good old lecture, mate. Gnosticism is for tranime faggots. Also, Sonic is extremely occult and contains 1 million rings which is Satanic symbolism. Sonic is a blasmephy against God actually.
Sonic is a blue hedgehog that likes to go fast.
He represents freedom, he's the knight of the wind after-all.
He enjoys nothing more then running and living by his own pace.
What the actual fuck are you on about.
In the Archie comics he collected a BILLION rings if that's what your on about.
No where in Sonic media has "1 million rings" specifically been mentioned, trust me I've way too much information about this franchise stored in my head and that rings no bells, the only game you can get 1 million rings in are the Roblox / Mobile games where they're used as a form of currency.
I know some of the games might have certain symbolism that can be related to occultism but dude, it's a game franchise make by Japanese, take your meds schizo.
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Sonic is a blue hedgehog that likes to go fast.
He represents freedom, he's the knight of the wind after-all.
He enjoys nothing more then running and living by his own pace.
What the actual fuck are you on about.
In the Archie comics he collected a BILLION rings if that's what your on about.
No where in Sonic media has "1 million rings" specifically been mentioned, trust me I've way too much information about this franchise stored in my head and that rings no bells, the only game you can get 1 million rings in are the Roblox / Mobile games where they're used as a form of currency.
I know some of the games might have certain symbolism that can be related to occultism but dude, it's a game franchise make by Japanese, take your meds schizo.
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It's a fucking anecdote you fucking autist. Spergs often take things too literally.
 
Sonic Adventure 2 is a lack-luster piece of crap that doesn't deserve the praise it's been falsely given.
SA2 has some of the worst controls I've ever seen in a video game, and the levels don't complement those controls at all, instead continuously punishing you for even attempting to play the game like a rational person, I cannot tell you HOW many times I've decided to give SA2 another chance and I can't tell you HOW many times I've dropped it almost immediately after due to the sickening amount of fucking bullshit the game forces through.

I've always considered Adventure 2 to be the "reddit game" of the entire franchise because by God do redditors adore it for no fucking reason other than "muh y2k sovllllll!!!" which isn't even a thing in Adventure 2. In fact, Adventure 2 leans more toward late 90s culture then anything, but hey, don't mind me! I'm just a "90s classicfag" or a "Modern Moran who likes boostshit" or whatever the actual fuck those retards on r/sonicthehedgehog label people as now.

SA2 TL;DR
"Oh, so you like Sonic huh? Well here's three cutscenes that look like shit to give you exposition! Oh, what's that you DON'T like two faggots prancing around a motion capture set that we sold to you as a cutscene? Well here's a ten minute level where you sit inside of a SLOW mecha in a SONIC game. Also here loser, take some slow treasure hunting levels! Oh, what NOW, you wan't Sonic levels? Fine retard, here's some janky dog-shit levels that the janitor probably made in his free time, have fun, there's only like five SONIC levels in the SONIC game so make the most of them! Have fun!"

Sonic Adventure, on the other hand, is one of the most aesthetically pleasing games I've ever played, and it deserves every crumb of praise it receives.
The levels are expansive and solid, the physics are fucking excellent, the plot is gripping, the soundtrack is just amazing, and, most of all, it does not make ME feel like a bitch who's just "along for the ride". When I play Sonic Adventure I feel like I'm actually playing the level and making my own decisions, picking my own routes, getting faster and faster with every completition which is something not alot of Sonic games do anymore and man, it's just a real shame.
I can sit here and suck off Adventure all day and sing its praises but I'm wasting time, just play the game yourself, specifically the steam release with the BetterSADX patch that reverts all the Nintendo Shitcube slop that was added.

MAJOR TL;DR
Sonic Adventure is the coolest shit ever.
SA2 is literal feces.
I've always been more of a SA1 guy. I owned both SA1 and SA2 on the 360 growing up and I ended up playing more of SA1 solely because it didn't constantly give me C and D ranks (I was not prepared for how judgemental the SA2 ranking system was, I thought it would suck my dick like the Generations system) no matter what I did
With that being said it does have things about it I don't enjoy, Lost World can suck my dick (the water snake part is so boring), Sky Deck can suck my dick, and I hope Froggy gets eaten by a hawk so Big the Cat can jump off a building
 
Yeah, done fuck all today after.
Went out for a walk into the local fields and done some gym shit, that's it.
In all fairness, the walk was comfy as fuck because I went early in the day and it was super quiet out, only the birds were audible.
I pray that no more fat obnoxious niggers come into my country, I enjoy the peace and quiet, which I won't get if some retarded sub-Saharan blasts his coonlang crap at full blast in a public place.
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I'm considering re-watching some of Sonic SatAM today, solely out of the fact that some literal who on JewTube upscaled them to a crispy 1080p.

For those who don't know or care, SatAM has been stuck in SD quality for decades due to the poor quality of the digitized video.
I was thinking about getting the 2023 NCircle Complete Series Set before this came out, but they're known for being excessively compressed in comparison to the ORIGINAL 2007 Complete Series Set, and with this new upgrade, I have less of a reason to do so.
The NCircle release has no special features anyways, it's simply a bunch of MP4 files HEAVILY compressed and shoved onto two DVDs, 12 episodes per disc and for those who don't know, that's really stretching the capacity of DVDs. NCircle also stated in an email to a fan that they will NEVER release the series on SD-BD (Standard Definition BluRay) because they believe it is a waste of money, despite the fact that BluRay has larger capacities and better codec tools, resulting in SDBD content always looking better than its DVD counterparts, so yeah, this upscale is a blessing for all fans.
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