I'm a jew AMA

[KKKracka]

At the end of the day, slavs are not aryan because they are distinctly different from germanic aryans.

The r1 haplogroup is distinctly Aryan. You can be Aryan and not be Germanic.

Hitler correctly assesed that slavs were incapable of ruling themselves, they only achieved something because they were ruled by the romanovs with some germanic blood,

Not really, the bloodline only became Germanic in the 19th centuries, however this occurred because Germans, Russians, and Brits had marriages between each other(as I've already said, all royal families were related by the late 1800s). So German royals had Slavic blood as well. Hmm, the German empire only became an entity by the 1800s...I wonder if Slavs were the reason...

and when slavs tried to take over, they ended up getting taken over jews.

Made up. In fact, they only became more and more German.

 

[MoonMetropolis]

I honestly think I have a serious problem in regards to this. I have ALWAYS wanted to smells women's panties for as long as I can remember. I remember that their was this hot teachers assistant in my preschool and I always wanted to sniff her chair after she would get up, I came really close to doing it a couple times. Then the first time I actually got a hold of some real panties was at my friends house when I was around 15, his mom would go jogging in the same sweats everyday and leave the thong she had worn right next to the sweats. I still remember that pungent smell of her vagina and that stinky smell of her ass, her vagina would always leave behind globs of cumm on the sweats and panties and I would run my teeth across it to scrape it off and taste her sweet cumm. Oh and by the way my friends mom was HOTT, I don't mean conventional hot I mean pornstar hot, I put a post of her on /r/milf and she got close to 1000 upvotes, me and another friend think she bares a striking resemblance to Lisa Ann. Then at my other friends house I walked into his bathroom and their in the hamper were his sisters dirty panties. I stayed in the toilet for an hour smelling and licking them, THOSE were the best panties I have ever smelled. She was 23 and her panties were these extra small super bright colored hollitster panties and they had streaks on the vagina part but most importantly they had streaks on the ass crack part, not poo stains but rather sweat ass stains. But my most recent venture in smelling panties has been my mother in laws panties, my wifes mother. She's definitely a milf too but more of a real life "hot mom", and every chance I get (lets say her mother in law is sleeping and my wife is in the bathroom I) I rummage through her hamper and take a pair out and steal them to jerk off with. Her mom is pretty hot she's thick but in a good way, she has a flat stomach but a HUGE ass she wears a XL thong. My wife has a huge ass too and I'm talking about actually big (she's from Brazil) but my mother in law's ass is godly, she would put Kim K away no exaggeration. I just love to picture that tight thong swallowed up in her ass and collecting that sweet ass sweat and stench. I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaay more obsessed with the whole ass smell, I just love thinking that the panties have been rubbing up against that particular women's asshole all day. Don't get me wrong I'm not into shit or feces, what I like is the asshole and that stench a women might get from showing in the morning, then doing errands all day and finally working out to get that natural animal like stench oozing out of their ass crack. I really like the smell of a women when she is bent over doggy style and her ass stinks and the smell is wafting up to my nose with every thrust. Every time I have sex with my wife I eat out her asshole EVERYTIME, that is unless she feels really dirty because she hasn't showered has diarrhea or some thing like that. I am currently majoring in psychology and a couple years ago I pinpointed why I have this obsession with panties and the anal area.

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

The r1 haplogroup is distinctly Aryan. You can be Aryan and not be Germanic.

Not really, the bloodline only became Germanic in the 19th centuries, however this occurred because Germans, Russians, and Brits had marriages between each other(as I've already said, all royal families were related by the late 1800s). So German royals had Slavic blood as well. Hmm, the German empire only became an entity by the 1800s...I wonder if Slavs were the reason...

Made up. In fact, they only became more and more German.

House of Hohenzollern never had any slavic blood, that is a lie. Slavic peasants never had any aryan blood, which made them unable to rule anything and set the stage for complete jewish takeover.

 

[Sagehardt]

House of Hohenzollern never had any slavic blood, that is a lie. Slavic peasants never had any aryan blood, which made them unable to rule anything and set the stage for complete jewish takeover.

ching chong bing bong

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - Aalewis

Eh?

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

ching chong bing bong

kill yourself faggot

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth... He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

 

[oxamrazor]

Idk how to put images here

Are you imperator

 

[KKKracka]

House of Hohenzollern never had any slavic blood, that is a lie.

Hahaha, they were literal first cousins with the Romanovs at one point, by definition they HAD to have. You don't even know how genetics work?

Slavic peasants never had any aryan blood, which made them unable to rule anything and set the stage for complete jewish takeover.

Uhhh, that's because the government itself was under Jewish control. The Slavs were already in power.

 

[MoonMetropolis]

This actually happened to a lady who is a close family friend. At one point, she worked at a convalescent home; not just for old people either. It was for folks who were a little nuts and couldn't take care of themselves. One lady there has this disorder. She thinks EVERYTHING is food, as in she'd eat her dinner and then start trying to eat the napkins. As you can guess, she ended up morbidly obese. She was too fat for the showers, so they had to take her out back and hose her down like an elephant. Since she was so fat, she had a lot of rolls, and they couldn't get everywhere. Now, one day the family friend is making her rounds of the complex, and was stopped by this dude in a wheelchair. He mumbles something at her. "Bitch stole my Doritos..." "What?" "That fat lady stole my Doritos and SHE WON'T GIVE 'EM BACK!" "Okay, okay, calm down. I'll get your chips back for you." She goes into the fat lady's room. She's in their with the chips and nothing else. Buck naked, with her legs spread. There's this thick almost gelatinous discharge in the fat lady's vagina. And she's dipping the chips. And eating it. With that cheese drip on pizza stretch effect. She apparently had this big smile as it dripped down her chin.

 

[Sagehardt]

kill yourself faggot

hurro hurro

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

Hahaha, they were literal first cousins with the Romanovs at one point, by definition they HAD to have. You don't even know how genetics work?

where, I don't see it on the family tree. Also You could be first cousins if a female sibling gets married off, the ones in germany never had any slav blood either way

Uhhh, that's because the government itself was under Jewish control. The Slavs were already in power.

Slavs were never in power, they were ruled either by Romanovs or jews

 

[MoonMetropolis]

My ex-fiance' worked at a vet and her job included jacking off the dogs for the purpose of artificial insemination. I didn't realize that it was a labor of love until she mentioned her first orgasm came from a dog.

Yeah, turned out she REALLY liked dogs. I never looked at our dog the same way again. Oddly enough, she kept him when we broke up.

We were sitting on the couch one night watching TV when she blurted out that her first orgasm came from a dog. I didn't know what to say. On the one hand, WTF?, but on the other hand, this was a woman I'd asked to marry me. So I asked for clarification. She said she was 13 or 14 and was sitting naked in her room when her dog came up to her sniffing around. He started licking, it felt good so she let him keep doing it, then she came.

 

[Hamas_2]

Niggers were literally fighting for Hitler in North Africa and he had a legion for Central Asians too. In fact, the niggers in question were from THAT Arab legion. Sit down nigga.

And? indians fought for hitler as well nusoicaca

 

[KKKracka]

where, I don't see it on the family tree. Also You could be first cousins if a female sibling gets married off, the ones in germany never had any slav blood either way

You know, I just noticed how the marriages are mostly between German females and Russian males. Since Germany wasn't unified at the time, until 1871, they were barely even considered royals. All that Germany was doing was sending prime German women to get SLAV'd with BSC. This isn't the own you think it is.

Slavs were never in power, they were ruled either by Romanovs or jews

And the Romanovs were entirely ethnically Russian until 1762.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

old world problems that idc abt

 

[KKKracka]

the ones in germany never had any slav blood either way

Category:German people of Russian descent - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

There are multiple dukes, duchesses, and princes listed that say otherwise.

 

[WorldOfSoyim]

Are you imperator

No, but I guess we are from the same place

 

[WorldOfSoyim]

nigga you're gonna get bullied to death regardless might as well give us a grave to piss on your aryanose to mourn

trve jewish nose right here

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

You know, I just noticed how the marriages are mostly between German females and Russian males. Since Germany wasn't unified at the time, until 1871, they were barely even considered royals. All that Germany was doing was sending prime German women to get SLAV'd with BSC. This isn't the own you think it is.

And the Romanovs were entirely ethnically Russian until 1762.

if german females were getting married into the Romanovs, all that means is that the Romanovs became more german while the German branch back home was never impacted and thus pure, which proves my point.

And the Romanovs were entirely ethnically Russian until 1762.

that is pretty shaky, there are theories that the Romanovs originated from a prussian noble and the ruriks were started by a varangian, a non-slav. apparently the legend goes that slavs were tired of infighting so they just chose a foreigner to rule them. very slave race of them