Official AMA I am the real ROOT, one of the countless sharty admins and protector of /qa/.

[Rot]

Do you browse sharty related jewtube channels? If so then what channels do you like sharty related or not

 

[ROOT]

How did you get to know Froot? What do you think of him? Why do Shitalians run the site?

Froot is the donald trump of the soysphere: successful, very stable genius, hilarious, orange. He know's what's right for the site big picture and never lets it get too rulecucked, I've learned a lot from him already. He looks a little like Wings Of Redemption but less fat. I can't imagine where Sharty would be If he hadn't taken over as owner last year. We met online and have met up some times.

Do you browse sharty related jewtube channels? If so then what channels do you like sharty related or not

I wish I was here for Soytube Kids when it happened. Chudgunner is pretty gemmy because it's consistent Sharty OC. SPVA at least archives stuff onto youtube but he's kind of a fag (Posted it again award). Dunno any others. I like to see when 'tubers I follow use 'jaks in their videos, makes me do the smirk

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

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what are your opinions on these jaks?

Dubbzjak is the gemmiest one of these
Flartson is too symmetrical tbh.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Who's your favorite 'zellig?

 

[BILL]

Can we fuck

 

[Brainstorm]

you are irl fnf pedo

Froot convinced me to get on here and do an AMA. Previously some guy pretended to be me and did an AMA, I didn't read it but it's probably funny. You can tell I am the real ROOT cause Froot changed that guy's name and he gave me admin status so I can be his personal remote pc.

Some people were also asking for one in the /g/ thread so here I am. Ask me stuff and I will either answer or ignore it

https://soyjakwiki.net/Root

 

[poom]

He looks a little like Wings Of Redemption but less fat.

and more coloured, right?

aight, heres an actually hard question to think about;
would you rather get your photos leaked everywhere, or your text messages?

explain why because im an slf and i transheart wordswordswords

 

[ROOT]

Who's your favorite 'zellig?

The adult one
(Vera)

Can we fuck

Nope

you are irl fnf pedo

There hasn't even been a slopjak made of me

and more coloured, right?

aight, heres an actually hard question to think about;
would you rather get your photos leaked everywhere, or your text messages?

explain why because im an slf and i transheart wordswordswords

Froot is the most white aryan shitalian.

Photos because people would inevitably make a 'jak of me like Eduwardo Foltz and it'd be an OC gemmy. They'd also see what a HISA I am

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

(Vera)

Good choice.

Photos because people would inevitably make a 'jak of me like Eduwardo Foltz and it'd be an OC gemmy. They'd also see what a HISA I am

You said Kuzjak was NAS... Does this imply you actually are IAS?

 

[GuroGOD]

You said Kuzjak was NAS... Does this imply you actually are IAS?

Yeah fuck you root, KUZJAK IS MY FAVORITE VARIANT

 

[poom]

You said Kuzjak was NAS... Does this imply you actually are IAS?

IM GONNA ADD THIS TO THE WIKI

ROOT IAS CONFIRMED; FACT CHECKED BY SNOPES

 

[basil]

IM GONNA ADD THIS TO THE WIKI

ROOT IAS CONFIRMED; FACT CHECKED BY SNOPES

root’s page already says he’s IAS doe

 

[ScientoloJü]

Root, who would win? Dubbbzjak or lennonjak?

 

[ROOT]

Good choice.

You said Kuzjak was NAS... Does this imply you actually are IAS?

Mine would be NAS too. But it'd be funny.

Root, who would win? Dubbbzjak or lennonjak?
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Lennonjak is a forced cordjak and dubbzjak is doomed to become variant:unknown. What's the worse fate? Probably the former.

I actually remember seeing this "lennonjak" as far back as last year. Can you believe that? If not last year, then very early this year. I don't believe it's the mandella effect. I distinctly remember this jak existing, just a random trace of Lennon nobody used that'd appear in a beatles thread along with the others. Yet there's no evidence on the booru or wiki. Why would I have saved it back then? I had no reason to. I didn't buy bitcoin back then, either. Anyway, does anybody else remember this John Lennon soyjak existing a while ago?

Yeah fuck you root, KUZJAK IS MY FAVORITE VARIANT

kaguya > kuz

 

[nagolbud]

Froot root and toot are all beta males until proven otherwise.

 

[nagolbud]

The Chudarisees have spoken. Respect the truth.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Froot root and toot are all beta males until proven otherwise.

Meds, toot doesn't exist.

 

[nagolbud]

Meds, toot doesn't exist.

Check your bum beta soycel.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Check your bum beta soycel.

ev&oe I mog you

 

[ScientoloJü]

Mine would be NAS too. But it'd be funny.


Lennonjak is a forced cordjak and dubbzjak is doomed to become variant:unknown. What's the worse fate? Probably the former.

I actually remember seeing this "lennonjak" as far back as last year. Can you believe that? If not last year, then very early this year. I don't believe it's the mandella effect. I distinctly remember this jak existing, just a random trace of Lennon nobody used that'd appear in a beatles thread along with the others. Yet there's no evidence on the booru or wiki. Why would I have saved it back then? I had no reason to. I didn't buy bitcoin back then, either. Anyway, does anybody else remember this John Lennon soyjak existing a while ago?


kaguya > kuz

You arent crazy btw. The first lennonjak post on the booru was like febuary, hes not a nu-variant. All his posts on the booru got deleted and reuploaded recently for some reason