Official AMA I am the real ROOT, one of the countless sharty admins and protector of /qa/.

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favorites:

1. Classic soyak - cop out answer but you can just do anything with him. Look at my avatar. It looks ridiculous, even that choice was a commentary on how people see me. Soyak is always funny, always topical. A timeless masterpiece that cemented the Swede as a legend. My go-to for soyquoting when somebody really gets to me because it's the most effective and offensive way you can portray someone: the pure essence of soy.
2. Feral - The epitome of leftist seethe, hard to not laugh whenever I see it, even if people self-insert as it. He's more than a jak, he's pure rage embodied.
3. Nojak - You asked for my favorites, not an objective ranking. I love him because it was traced from an honest to goodness soyboy. Guilty of inadvertently making 'teens transform it into my "admin jak".

all great picks, you's aight ytboy

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Instead, /trog/. The sticky is soytan and tux pepe holding up champagne glasses

TSMT DO THIS NOW

 

[UltraSoyLord]

Technically I own the wiki (forced to "buy" the domain name and host it award) so I keep in touch with the admins and persuade them make edits for me and you are the newest nu-janny GEG. Of course I appreciate your and their unpaid effort cause I dont have the autism to manage the ki

I thought Froot owned it.

 

[ROOT]

Root, what do you think about nuAdmin saying the admin 6 prophecy was a larp that will never come true?

The new wordfilter is lamer than mine (I WILL be your favorite admin) but I know what a pain it can be. Like the entire thing was simply a shitpost someone made once parodying prophecies in the bible. Now soyteens honest to god think that there's going to be an admin whose sole intention is to ruin the site like its a fact in stone. If discord was behind the 'admin 6 prophecy' then it was the most effective demoralization tactic in history. Teens have to stop taking that stuff seriously. It was a joke. But nuadmin also took it too seriously cause you saw how I just grew into it and played the part. If teens want an admin 6 antagonist, I was happy to be it. Made life fun, it's why I did stuff like this

all great picks, you's aight ytboy

Thank you nojakGOD. Everyone should watch nojak's new collab channel called geeks on trial. Soy incarnate is back baby

I thought Froot owned it.

Froot owns "soyjak.party" (and thus the site as a whole) and I think "booru.soy" domain but not sure on the 2nd one. Also this is the exact reason why right now wiki.soyjak.party directs to KAITO SAIYKOOOOOOOOOO and did in the past. Retarded orange nigger with his cloudflare settings

TSMT DO THIS NOW

If froot ever forces me to come back then I will for a pph giftmy cause they kinda cucked /qa/ with the new changes

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Are you indian?

She's shitalallalalalallalalalalallallalalalaalallalalalalalllallalalalallalalaian

 

[ROOT]

Are you indian?

I identify as a 'jeet king

Also hello guy who I heard a lot of drama about I think :SNCAE:

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

GEEEEEEEEEEEG jartycuck botted zer heckin reddit karma

>thinks I care about my heckin reddit karma levels
Weird, I thought you were a 'cordnigger, not a reddit immigrant.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

@Froot If you're gonna ban all cordniggers here, ban Kernüng too. He has literally confessed to being in pedocords and he has contact with THE bu5t, he's also janny in one 'cord according to the farms

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

All of this is publically available info on the 'farms, geg.
>I asked bu5t to raid the server
If yazrii being in the affy as a heckin' spy (I'm not advocating for an unban) is worth a ban, this is worth banning and doxxing this nigga over

 

[basil]

@Froot If you're gonna ban all cordniggers here, ban Kernüng too. He has literally confessed to being in pedocords and he has contact with THE bu5t, he's also janny in one 'cord according to the farms

woah!! is this true??

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

woah!! is this true??

No, I just manufactured all these screenshots to make Kernüng look bad because I don't like him.

 

[Spas]

we're about to raid the sharty

Freudian slip

 

[basil]

I dont raid the sharty with QAfe cordnigger invites, I am just in them to spy on them o algo

No, I just manufactured all these screenshots to make Kernüng look bad because I don't like him.

who should we believe..?

 

[ROOT]

Derailcord woke up Selfish Little Fuck

BROOOOOOOOT BAN EVERYONE I DONT LIKE NOOOOOOOOOW​

 

[Spas]

Derailcord woke up Selfish Little Fuck

BROOOOOOOOT BAN EVERYONE I DONT LIKE NOOOOOOOOOW

>wah wah my shit nobody cares about thread is being used to discuss something relevant Selfish Little FuckSelfish Little FuckSelfish Little FuckSelfish Little FuckSelfish Little Fuck

 

[Rot]

what are your opinions on these jaks?

 

[basil]

>wah wah my shit nobody cares about thread is being used to discuss something relevant Selfish Little FuckSelfish Little FuckSelfish Little FuckSelfish Little FuckSelfish Little Fuck

shut up root is VERY important.

 

[Spas]

shut up root is VERY important.

I'm not listening to someone with that profile picture

 

[basil]

what are your opinions on these jaks?

flartson is the most relevant as he has a banner, he was in the captcha..

 

[Nihilma]

Hey Root.
Do you think you made some errors ? If yes what are those ?
And what is one thing you wanted to achieve you didn't have time to ?