Official AMA I am the real ROOT, one of the countless sharty admins and protector of /qa/.

[SoytanEnthusiast]

BBC or BWC

 

[Hydrosophy]

everybody knows you are nuadmin

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

everybody knows you are nuadmin

Nobody thinks this geg, like actually nobody thinks this conspiracy theory is true the leading theory is that DOLL is nuadmin

 

[Spas]

Nobody thinks this geg, like actually nobody thinks this conspiracy theory is true the leading theory is that DOLL is nuadmin

Originally nuadmin was just a puppet of root that was meant to run the site into the ground (still trying) so that people would demand root back. However, he accidentally ended up being more liked than root himself so he can't do that so we're stuck with "nuadmin" for now
Don't point out any contradictions or discrepancies please, I like this theory

 

[ChudGunner]

Froot convinced me to get on here and do an AMA. Previously some guy pretended to be me and did an AMA, I didn't read it but it's probably funny. You can tell I am the real ROOT cause Froot changed that guy's name and he gave me admin status so I can be his personal remote pc.

Some people were also asking for one in the /g/ thread so here I am. Ask me stuff and I will either answer or ignore it

https://soyjakwiki.net/Root

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT thank you Rooty Root for supporting our channel
Also are you really Mutahar?

 

[ROOT]

I'm back bitches and I have womens' alcohol

Are you Indian? I don't know anything about you and have never seen you on the sharty but for some reason I think I remember someone calling you an Indian o algo...

Are you really indian?

I'm shitalian (the reason I know froot) with some indian so in essence a muttDEITY

One of these days, a hoard of furries or bronies is going to colonize /qa/, and by the time people realize they are 'lita poster tier, it'll be niggerhell. I still think /qa/ needs to be split into /nate/ and /qa/ again for better containment.

Back to the 'ki newjanny

were you forcibly removed from power or did you voluntarily leave?

The latter. It was just funny for the theatrics.

Do you like Skibidi Toilet?

do you goon to skibidi toilet or do you edge to kai cenat?

Never saw it but one of the jannies is obsessed with it.

root add the digital circus board

TADC was gemmy rootbait when it dropped, now it's irrelevant even if the 2nd ep came out or whatever

Not a question but thank you for banishing FPE to /qa/

There's nothing fundamentally different on paper between FPE and NAS like TADC, coffin of trandy and memey, fnf, etc. The whole ban/unban saga on soy and the long thread was all just events for PPH

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[UltraSoyLord]

Back to the 'ki newjanny

>Back to the 'ki newjanny
Even doe I'm one of oldest active WikischolarGODdeities on the 'ki

 

[ROOT]

drink 2

BBC or BWC

BWC of course. Only BBC when I want (You)s with the mod capcode

everybody knows you are nuadmin

Originally nuadmin was just a puppet of root that was meant to run the site into the ground (still trying) so that people would demand root back. However, he accidentally ended up being more liked than root himself so he can't do that so we're stuck with "nuadmin" for now
Don't point out any contradictions or discrepancies please, I like this theory

Nuadmin has been with you guys longer than you may think. So technically he's always been my marionette, like all the mods. Puppet is the wrong word. My favorite part of this Act was when everyone adjusted their admin lists so that I became #5 and he was Admin 6. RIP Max

>Back to the 'ki newjanny
Even doe I'm one of if not the oldest WikischolarGODdeities on the 'ki

Technically I own the wiki (forced to "buy" the domain name and host it award) so I keep in touch with the admins and persuade them make edits for me and you are the newest nu-janny GEG. Of course I appreciate your and their unpaid effort cause I dont have the autism to manage the ki

 

[Spas]

My favorite part of this Act was when everyone adjusted their admin lists so that I became #5 and he was Admin 6. RIP Max

That happened with every admin since doll albeit
Also stop drinking the devils brew

 

[14NateHiggers88]

Root, how do you feel about 0mori and the sexy poodle. Both of these were my /qa/ autism passion projects. Am I your least favorite poster? You called me out multiple times geg.

I also started the Ongezellig thread in the Kuz era which led to him adding the banner. I think that was the start of me liking the long running necrobump threads.

TBH you were my favorite admin besides maybe Kuz. Luv u

 

[basil]

Root, how do you feel about 0mori and the sexy poodle. Both of these were my /qa/ autism passion projects. Am I your least favorite poster? You called me out multiple times geg.

I also started the Ongezellig thread in the Kuz era which led to him adding the banner. I think that was the start of me liking the long running necrobump threads.

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TBH you were my favorite admin besides maybe Kuz. Luv u

0mori is so pre-2024 sharty that shit got purged as soon as 2024 started after 2024 i haven't seen a single one of those threads except for maybe that old man
i don't miss it at all

 

[14NateHiggers88]

0mori is so pre-2024 sharty that shit got purged as soon as 2024 started after 2024 i haven't seen a single one of those threads except for maybe that old man

It got old I agree. One of the reasons the sexy poodle/Ongezellig are more popular is that they are easier to get into. Either you watch a web series that is 30 min in length or see 1 single thread and you know exactly what it is all about. For 0mori you have to play the whole damn game which is a higher barrier to entry so it won't catch on. But it was funny to see Kuz's clitty leak every time it was posted GEEEG.

 

[yunglimabean]

I'm burgertalian (the reason I know froot) with some indian so in essence a muttDEITY or something

 

[ROOT]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT thank you Rooty Root for supporting our channel
Also are you really Mutahar?

I forgot to reply to this ARYAN OC creator born in Soot's image

You're welcome. You are the sharty-endorsed youtube channel cause SPVA is kind of a fag evendoe I've never talked to him. The true positive growth for sharty/soysphere is supporting substantial community projects like yours, FNAC, etc.

Also I am not him. He's big enough that it'd be unwise to start LARPing as if I was him

Root, how do you feel about 0mori and the sexy poodle. Both of these were my /qa/ autism passion projects. Am I your least favorite poster? You called me out multiple times geg.

I also started the Ongezellig thread in the Kuz era which led to him adding the banner. I think that was the start of me liking the long running necrobump threads.

[Snip]
TBH you were my favorite admin besides maybe Kuz. Luv u

Despite denying it many times when officially in office, I created the sexy poodle thread, so of course I like it. When I started it, the meme was that Rocky Rakoon tiktoks were MKULTRA programming, and they never had an official thread, they were just posted here and there to bait. I was also genuinely curious who the character was, hence the tagline. Didn't expect it to survive for over half a year. The recent /qa/ wipe was the end of an era, but I guess it had to happen some day. That's one thing I didn't get Nuadmin to do. I miss the thread but there's a new one and it'll actually load for people. Here's an archive of the original https://archive.is/WfdLB

Omoroi was coal and your threads were coal. Some gemmy bans came out of them tho. The old man guy was better than any omoripost

Young Root was so optimistic

Edit cause I remembered this fun fact: the developer himself hand-deleted the sexy poodle thread, right before the wipe. He jumped at the occasion because he couldn't stand the thread. It must've been very fulfilling for him. All the more reason for me to cage his TTP (Tiny Taiwanese Pecker) in the future

 

[ChudGunner]

I forgot to reply to this ARYAN OC creator born in Soot's image

You're welcome. You are the sharty-endorsed youtube channel cause SPVA is kind of a fag evendoe I've never talked to him. The true positive growth for sharty/soysphere is supporting substantial community projects like yours, FNAC, etc.

Also I am not him. He's big enough that it'd be unwise to start LARPing as if I was him

Thanks for the confirmation, but it would be funny though if Rootahar was real otherwise

Also will ChudGunner actually be officially sharty-endorsed, or on it's way to be one?

 

[14NateHiggers88]

I forgot to reply to this ARYAN OC creator born in Soot's image

You're welcome. You are the sharty-endorsed youtube channel cause SPVA is kind of a fag evendoe I've never talked to him. The true positive growth for sharty/soysphere is supporting substantial community projects like yours, FNAC, etc.

Also I am not him. He's big enough that it'd be unwise to start LARPing as if I was him



Despite denying it many times when officially in office, I created the sexy poodle thread, so of course I like it. When I started it, the meme was that Rocky Rakoon tiktoks were MKULTRA programming, and they never had an official thread, they were just posted here and there to bait. I was also genuinely curious who the character was, hence the tagline. Didn't expect it to survive for over half a year. The recent /qa/ wipe was the end of an era, but I guess it had to happen some day. That's one thing I didn't get Nuadmin to do. I miss the thread but there's a new one and it'll actually load for people. Here's an archive of the original https://archive.is/WfdLB

Omoroi was coal and your threads were coal. Some gemmy bans came out of them tho. The old man guy was better than any omoripost

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Young Root was so optimistic

Edit cause I remembered this fun fact: the developer himself hand-deleted the sexy poodle thread, right before the wipe. He jumped at the occasion because he couldn't stand the thread. It must've been very fulfilling for him. All the more reason for me to cage his TTP (Tiny Taiwanese Pecker) in the future

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

events for PPH

Took the bait award goes to me

 

[GuroGOD]

Ywnbag root

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Root, what do you think about nuAdmin saying the admin 6 prophecy was a larp that will never come true?

 

[14NateHiggers88]

Root, what do you think about nuAdmin saying the admin 6 prophecy was a larp that will never come true?

it already happened with max thoughie