Describe Shloggers in the "x is like y but more/less [trait]" format

[DonutHole]

homosexuality viewed as bad in china too and it is normal for me to value god above human idea of nation.

God created us as inferior beings, just so we could grovel at his feet. God created all the evil in the world

God has toyed with us and made countless innocents suffer. He pits us against each other and orders us to kill our own and our neighbor's infants. He is a tyrant. Now that man has created his own heaven, you wish to tear it down for the sake of something that sees you as a pawn, not as a brother. You must be killed.

 

[dataminedandproud]

guys no more homosexuality please

 

[DonutHole]

KILL GOD!

 

[Fagon]

I heard a loud brap above me

 

[ILoveCoals]

You sodomites are all going to hell GEEEEEEEEEG
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We fagARYANS are heavenbound lol

 

[istanbul]

You sodomites are all going to hell GEEEEEEEEEG
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hell doesn't exist

 

[DonutHole]

God could give your mom cancer and christcucks would say this is deserved because his great great great grandparents ate an apple. God could make them born with horrible disabilites and ditto.

 

[Fagon]

God could give your mom cancer and christcucks would say this is deserved because his great great great grandparents ate an apple. God could make them born with horrible disabilites and ditto.

Your mom deserves cancer lol.

 

[Soygoy]

I don't mean to be rude to her, but I wouldn't consider myself as overtly sexual. Probably has something to do with being a woman. All of them are like that.

this is both good news and bad news to me

 

[X Immigrant]

God lost NYAAAAAAA~

 

[Brainstorm]

God could give your mom cancer and christcucks would say this is deserved because his great great great grandparents ate an apple. God could make them born with horrible disabilites and ditto.

They did deserve it though

 

[X Immigrant]

Your mom deserves cancer lol.

Joel already got what was coming to him then.

 

[Soygoy]

I'm gay but not a faggot. There's a difference. Do I come off as a self-absorbed piece of shit sometimes? Probably, but it's a safety net. My homosexuality is the result of social neglect and mental instability during my middle school and high school years.
I have never engaged in any form of sodomy and I don't plan on doing so anytime soon.

Hey.

 

[Soygoy]

It's quite amusing, really. I'm 5'11.
I also have this, just in case.

Spoiler: get fucked

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Hand not even fully out of your sleeve? Wow you really are gay.

 

[Oot]

Maybe I need to lock some clitties up... thread getting derailed to hard, like no mames way holmes...

 

[Soygoy]

Hand not even fully out of your sleeve? Wow you really are gay.

That's a bb gun too, if I'm not mistaken.

 

[Oot]

@Soyteen Liker Are you okay with the thread being derailed

 

[DonutHole]

Maybe I need to lock some clitties up... thread getting derailed to hard, like no mames way holmes...

NYAAA! MOD-SAMA IS HERE! QUICK EVERYONE SCATTER!

 

[Chimperator]

Yeah If i was fat and didnt shower I would probably have a girlfriend like @Imperator

Actually, I do shower.

 

[Soygoy]

Actually, I do shower.

>Actually, I do shower.