Describe Shloggers in the "x is like y but more/less [trait]" format

[DonutHole]

Holy shit I really did leave the mod team at the right time.
Anyway school starts tomorrow, later nerds

Nigga has school on labor day

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

Anybody want some hennessy?

 

[Soygoy]

Anybody want some hennessy?

what is henessy?

 

[zhongguo11]

Anybody want some hennessy?

i love alchol

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

what is henessy?

Never been to the projects award.

 

[Chimperator]

Holy shit I really did leave the mod team at the right time.
Anyway school starts tomorrow, later nerds

Holy braps I forgot schools open up tomorrow.

 

[JC Denton]

Anybody want some hennessy?

erm that's haram

 

[Soygoy]

Never been to the projects award.

the projects? i have a ton

 

[JC Denton]

Never been to the projects award.

wait isn't that a beer?

 

[NT]

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

voca.ro

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

the projects? i have a ton

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[Oot]

Us jannies don't allow fun on the schlog and also backpedal on our decisions for some reason

 

[Soyteen Liker]

View attachment 35660Us jannies don't allow fun on the schlog and also backpedal on our decisions for some reason

Not a janny anymore

 

[Oot]

Not a janny anymore
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[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Stephen is like Donald McDonald but more American

 

[Chimperator]

Oot was the most competent janny, that's why they removed her. She was outcompeting everyone

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Nt is like Minuteman except- oh wait....

 

[evandoe]

Fortuna is like Terry except she is nice
Terry is like Molly except she is rude
Molly is like Grinch except she is nice
Grinch is like Fortuna except she is rude

 

[evandoe]

Jerry is like Joel without the aggression

 

[evandoe]

It's because they both are very monotone and emotionless, literally no personality but Joel is aggresive towards everyone over cartoons on the internet and Jerry well he is Jerry.