Describe Shloggers in the "x is like y but more/less [trait]" format

[NT]

Literally 35 lbs. underweight at THE MINIMUM for his height
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Lying fag, or anorexic fag.

 

[DonutHole]

It's quite amusing, really. I'm 5'11.
I also have this, just in case.

Spoiler: get fucked

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I imangine our meeting. You say enough! and threaten to kill me, I hand you a gun and tell you to aim for my heart. What use do I have for it, you already broke it. Your nerves fail, and we make love.

 

[dataminedandproud]

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youre gonna fucking die nigga bulk up

 

[DonutHole]

my moral come before china i cannot support homosexual because they are immoral and hate god
不 可 与 男 人 苟 合 ， 像 与 女 人 一 样 ， 这 本 是 可 憎 恶 的 。
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
利未记 Leviticus 18:22

Christcucks again showing that they are a liability to their nations. They would betray their country for their god. Then they cry about persecution. CIA glowie.

 

[Brainstorm]

Christcucks again showing that they are a liability to their nations. They would betray their country for their god. Then they cry about persecution. CIA glowie.

>glowie calling the other a glowie

 

[ILoveCoals]

I imangine our meeting. You say enough! and threaten to kill me, I hand you a gun and tell you to aim for my heart. What use do I have for it, you already broke it. Your nerves fail, and we make love.

"Are you going to shoot me? You've already blown away my heart"
God that sounds so romantic

 

[DonutHole]

>glowie calling the other a glowie

Would a cop show you his dick, man?

 

[X Immigrant]

Okay, so you were lying by two inches. This makes more sense but you're still pretty underweight.

@DonutHole make this an erotica...PLEASE! I already have a chub going on.

 

[dataminedandproud]

Christcucks again showing that they are a liability to their nations. They would betray their country for their god. Then they cry about persecution. CIA glowie.

but homos banned in china too or something

 

[istanbul]

>being underweight..... le bad! you HAVE to eat three meals a day because... erm.... well you just have to, okay?!?!?

 

[DonutHole]

but homos banned in china too or something

falsenuke

 

[NT]

Okay, so you were lying by two inches. This makes more sense but you're still pretty underweight.
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@DonutHole make this an erotica...PLEASE! I already have a chub going on.

Are you retarded?

 

[Brainstorm]

>being underweight..... le bad! you HAVE to eat three meals a day because... erm.... well you just have to, okay?!?!?
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Skeleton

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I'm good at writing just so yall know

 

[DonutHole]

Are you retarded?
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Your own pic is debunking you bro

 

[X Immigrant]

Listen man I'm half-Eurofag I sometimes mix metric and imperial up.

When using metric you don't need to convert the decimal.

 

[DonutHole]

Okay, so you were lying by two inches. This makes more sense but you're still pretty underweight.
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@DonutHole make this an erotica...PLEASE! I already have a chub going on.

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

 

[Oot]

 

[zhongguo11]

homosexuality viewed as bad in china too and it is normal for me to value god above human idea of nation.

 

[X Immigrant]

Bigoted Islamic chud two posts above