Describe Shloggers in the "x is like y but more/less [trait]" format

[DonutHole]

Holy shit I really did leave the mod team at the right time.
Anyway school starts tomorrow, later nerds

Nigga has school on labor day

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

Anybody want some hennessy?

 

[Soygoy]

Anybody want some hennessy?

what is henessy?

 

[zhongguo11]

Anybody want some hennessy?

i love alchol

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

what is henessy?

Never been to the projects award.

 

[Imperator]

Holy shit I really did leave the mod team at the right time.
Anyway school starts tomorrow, later nerds

Holy braps I forgot schools open up tomorrow.

 

[JC Denton]

Anybody want some hennessy?

erm that's haram

 

[Soygoy]

Never been to the projects award.

the projects? i have a ton

 

[JC Denton]

Never been to the projects award.

wait isn't that a beer?

 

[NT]

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

voca.ro

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

the projects? i have a ton

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[Oot]

Us jannies don't allow fun on the schlog and also backpedal on our decisions for some reason