Derail this thread as hard as you can

I actually really dislike starcraft 2. As compared to startcraft 1 it simply doesn't have the sheer SOVL that made starcraft 1 so memorable. There's so many examples it's hard to even figure out where to begin, but take the story for one. 1 and broodwar are both very grounded in their narrative and also organic. There's a multitude of factions all with their own interests: You have the terrain confederacy, the old government, the sons of korhal (later dominion) being the revolutionaries and new government, later the introduction of the UED as the law bringers from the earth, the protoss conclave being the traditionalist government and the dark templar being the outcasts, and even the zerg had it's own divisions, the overmind, later kerrigan and the nuovermind formed from the cerebrates. What I loved about this is that we got to play as all the factions and every faction got compelling characters you get to both play as and against, there was no "good guys" and "bad guys", or at least not prominently, only different interest groups. This is also evident in how much they come together and betray each other in the story. It really made for an organic and realistic feeling. In comparison, in starcraft 2 who do we have? the dominion (bad terrans) the raynors raiders (good terrans), artanis (the good protoss) and the taldarim (bad protoss), kerrigan (bad zerg before she gets """cured""") and kerrigan (good zerg after she gets """cured""") AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH THEY ALSO ADD "AMON". AMON THE BIG FUCKING VILLIAN OF THE UNIVERSE. Get fucking that, what juvenile writing. What a fucking downgrade, from having this interesting geopolitical scene we go to "good guys vs big meanie". And I'm not exaggerating, the guy is literally just some ancient god here to destroy everything for the sake of whatever the fuck, no one even cares. NO ONE CARES! And it reflects in the story, with wings of liberty being hollywood slop and everything after being even sloppier slop. But that's not even where it ends, aside from the story being a downgrade all the characters were utterly butchered. Mengsk (glory be to him) is turned into an incompetent cartoon villain, kerrigan is turned from a compelling power hungry bitch into le poor mind controlled woman boohoo she didn't mean to genocide a dozen plants :(((, raynor becomes a complete simp faggot, once swearing to kill kerrigan he now rescues her >oh but he did that because he needed to in order to save the universe SHUT UP, HE DIDN'T "NEED" TO DO ANYTHING, THE WRITERS COULD HAVE JUST NOT WROTE THAT SHIT IN NIGGER. Aside from that the visuals are just dog water as well, the limited visuals from the older games forced the artists to really clutch with what they had, they created a very gritty, real atmosphere using space junk and dust, it really had a unique look, but in starcraft 2 its just le cartoony look and it's such a downgrade, fucking lamentable. Another thing is the pathfinding, which most people will say is an improvement in the second game. There are those that disagree, saying the shit pathfinding of the first made for a more interesting to watch and harder to play game. While that may be true, I'm no pro, so instead I'll present my own opinion on how it affects the feel of the game. In starcraft every race feels like zerg, all the units always bunch up and move like a uniform hivemind blob. Yeah it's quick and easy to move them but it's also sovlless, in starcraft 1 it felt like every unit was an individual. When I send a dozen marines to a point they all take slightly different path, their steps deviating just slightly, some having to stop to let the one in front proceed first, some going slightly to the left, some slightly to the right etc. It felt like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM was ALIVE. Like it really was just you telling a bunch of guys to go somewhere and then them doing it, rather than just directing an unfeeling blob to a location. Lastly, regarding the protoss, they were just BUTCHERED. The most interesting and mysterious race in the game, all of their voices and portraits were different, they didn't even have a uniform shape or skin color, just a general visual language that kept them recognizable as a race. All of them looked different, but in the second installment (and the remaster) they got a uniform shape and color which just made them a lot less visually interesting, made them extremely generic. Like take the high templar, who used to be cloaked in a shadow, only being able to see his eyes. I love the implication that a high templar, one who meditates to attain psychic powers, would be darker than a dark templar, a simple assassin. The pursuit of power, even if noble, is corrupting in a way, the power he gained has darkened him. But in sc2 he's just le good guy priest psycaster. Fucking dog water, same with archon, the guy you get by merging 2 high templars together, in the first game he was just a dude in a cloud of energy, naked yet overflowing with power. Power overwhelming. But in the second one he gets some armor and he's no longer all scary and his voice has less revert (which they did with every unit, faggots). They just made the coolest race so fucking lame, it's unreal how much they butchered their own IP

TL;DR: fuck you nigger read the whole thing, you think I'm going to chew all this down for you? faggot
 
Spasoje's Revenge said:
I actually really dislike starcraft 2. As compared to startcraft 1 it simply doesn't have the sheer SOVL that made starcraft 1 so memorable. There's so many examples it's hard to even figure out where to begin, but take the story for one. 1 and broodwar are both very grounded in their narrative and also organic. There's a multitude of factions all with their own interests: You have the terrain confederacy, the old government, the sons of korhal (later dominion) being the revolutionaries and new government, later the introduction of the UED as the law bringers from the earth, the protoss conclave being the traditionalist government and the dark templar being the outcasts, and even the zerg had it's own divisions, the overmind, later kerrigan and the nuovermind formed from the cerebrates. What I loved about this is that we got to play as all the factions and every faction got compelling characters you get to both play as and against, there was no "good guys" and "bad guys", or at least not prominently, only different interest groups. This is also evident in how much they come together and betray each other in the story. It really made for an organic and realistic feeling. In comparison, in starcraft 2 who do we have? the dominion (bad terrans) the raynors raiders (good terrans), artanis (the good protoss) and the taldarim (bad protoss), kerrigan (bad zerg before she gets """cured""") and kerrigan (good zerg after she gets """cured""") AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH THEY ALSO ADD "AMON". AMON THE BIG FUCKING VILLIAN OF THE UNIVERSE. Get fucking that, what juvenile writing. What a fucking downgrade, from having this interesting geopolitical scene we go to "good guys vs big meanie". And I'm not exaggerating, the guy is literally just some ancient god here to destroy everything for the sake of whatever the fuck, no one even cares. NO ONE CARES! And it reflects in the story, with wings of liberty being hollywood slop and everything after being even sloppier slop. But that's not even where it ends, aside from the story being a downgrade all the characters were utterly butchered. Mengsk (glory be to him) is turned into an incompetent cartoon villain, kerrigan is turned from a compelling power hungry bitch into le poor mind controlled woman boohoo she didn't mean to genocide a dozen plants :(((, raynor becomes a complete simp faggot, once swearing to kill kerrigan he now rescues her >oh but he did that because he needed to in order to save the universe SHUT UP, HE DIDN'T "NEED" TO DO ANYTHING, THE WRITERS COULD HAVE JUST NOT WROTE THAT SHIT IN NIGGER. Aside from that the visuals are just dog water as well, the limited visuals from the older games forced the artists to really clutch with what they had, they created a very gritty, real atmosphere using space junk and dust, it really had a unique look, but in starcraft 2 its just le cartoony look and it's such a downgrade, fucking lamentable. Another thing is the pathfinding, which most people will say is an improvement in the second game. There are those that disagree, saying the shit pathfinding of the first made for a more interesting to watch and harder to play game. While that may be true, I'm no pro, so instead I'll present my own opinion on how it affects the feel of the game. In starcraft every race feels like zerg, all the units always bunch up and move like a uniform hivemind blob. Yeah it's quick and easy to move them but it's also sovlless, in starcraft 1 it felt like every unit was an individual. When I send a dozen marines to a point they all take slightly different path, their steps deviating just slightly, some having to stop to let the one in front proceed first, some going slightly to the left, some slightly to the right etc. It felt like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM was ALIVE. Like it really was just you telling a bunch of guys to go somewhere and then them doing it, rather than just directing an unfeeling blob to a location. Lastly, regarding the protoss, they were just BUTCHERED. The most interesting and mysterious race in the game, all of their voices and portraits were different, they didn't even have a uniform shape or skin color, just a general visual language that kept them recognizable as a race. All of them looked different, but in the second installment (and the remaster) they got a uniform shape and color which just made them a lot less visually interesting, made them extremely generic. Like take the high templar, who used to be cloaked in a shadow, only being able to see his eyes. I love the implication that a high templar, one who meditates to attain psychic powers, would be darker than a dark templar, a simple assassin. The pursuit of power, even if noble, is corrupting in a way, the power he gained has darkened him. But in sc2 he's just le good guy priest psycaster. Fucking dog water, same with archon, the guy you get by merging 2 high templars together, in the first game he was just a dude in a cloud of energy, naked yet overflowing with power. Power overwhelming. But in the second one he gets some armor and he's no longer all scary and his voice has less revert (which they did with every unit, faggots). They just made the coolest race so fucking lame, it's unreal how much they butchered their own IP

TL;DR: fuck you nigger read the whole thing, you think I'm going to chew all this down for you? faggot
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Read every word even doe I know nothing about starcraft
 
Spasoje's Revenge said:
I actually really dislike starcraft 2. As compared to startcraft 1 it simply doesn't have the sheer SOVL that made starcraft 1 so memorable. There's so many examples it's hard to even figure out where to begin, but take the story for one. 1 and broodwar are both very grounded in their narrative and also organic. There's a multitude of factions all with their own interests: You have the terrain confederacy, the old government, the sons of korhal (later dominion) being the revolutionaries and new government, later the introduction of the UED as the law bringers from the earth, the protoss conclave being the traditionalist government and the dark templar being the outcasts, and even the zerg had it's own divisions, the overmind, later kerrigan and the nuovermind formed from the cerebrates. What I loved about this is that we got to play as all the factions and every faction got compelling characters you get to both play as and against, there was no "good guys" and "bad guys", or at least not prominently, only different interest groups. This is also evident in how much they come together and betray each other in the story. It really made for an organic and realistic feeling. In comparison, in starcraft 2 who do we have? the dominion (bad terrans) the raynors raiders (good terrans), artanis (the good protoss) and the taldarim (bad protoss), kerrigan (bad zerg before she gets """cured""") and kerrigan (good zerg after she gets """cured""") AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH THEY ALSO ADD "AMON". AMON THE BIG FUCKING VILLIAN OF THE UNIVERSE. Get fucking that, what juvenile writing. What a fucking downgrade, from having this interesting geopolitical scene we go to "good guys vs big meanie". And I'm not exaggerating, the guy is literally just some ancient god here to destroy everything for the sake of whatever the fuck, no one even cares. NO ONE CARES! And it reflects in the story, with wings of liberty being hollywood slop and everything after being even sloppier slop. But that's not even where it ends, aside from the story being a downgrade all the characters were utterly butchered. Mengsk (glory be to him) is turned into an incompetent cartoon villain, kerrigan is turned from a compelling power hungry bitch into le poor mind controlled woman boohoo she didn't mean to genocide a dozen plants :(((, raynor becomes a complete simp faggot, once swearing to kill kerrigan he now rescues her >oh but he did that because he needed to in order to save the universe SHUT UP, HE DIDN'T "NEED" TO DO ANYTHING, THE WRITERS COULD HAVE JUST NOT WROTE THAT SHIT IN NIGGER. Aside from that the visuals are just dog water as well, the limited visuals from the older games forced the artists to really clutch with what they had, they created a very gritty, real atmosphere using space junk and dust, it really had a unique look, but in starcraft 2 its just le cartoony look and it's such a downgrade, fucking lamentable. Another thing is the pathfinding, which most people will say is an improvement in the second game. There are those that disagree, saying the shit pathfinding of the first made for a more interesting to watch and harder to play game. While that may be true, I'm no pro, so instead I'll present my own opinion on how it affects the feel of the game. In starcraft every race feels like zerg, all the units always bunch up and move like a uniform hivemind blob. Yeah it's quick and easy to move them but it's also sovlless, in starcraft 1 it felt like every unit was an individual. When I send a dozen marines to a point they all take slightly different path, their steps deviating just slightly, some having to stop to let the one in front proceed first, some going slightly to the left, some slightly to the right etc. It felt like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM was ALIVE. Like it really was just you telling a bunch of guys to go somewhere and then them doing it, rather than just directing an unfeeling blob to a location. Lastly, regarding the protoss, they were just BUTCHERED. The most interesting and mysterious race in the game, all of their voices and portraits were different, they didn't even have a uniform shape or skin color, just a general visual language that kept them recognizable as a race. All of them looked different, but in the second installment (and the remaster) they got a uniform shape and color which just made them a lot less visually interesting, made them extremely generic. Like take the high templar, who used to be cloaked in a shadow, only being able to see his eyes. I love the implication that a high templar, one who meditates to attain psychic powers, would be darker than a dark templar, a simple assassin. The pursuit of power, even if noble, is corrupting in a way, the power he gained has darkened him. But in sc2 he's just le good guy priest psycaster. Fucking dog water, same with archon, the guy you get by merging 2 high templars together, in the first game he was just a dude in a cloud of energy, naked yet overflowing with power. Power overwhelming. But in the second one he gets some armor and he's no longer all scary and his voice has less revert (which they did with every unit, faggots). They just made the coolest race so fucking lame, it's unreal how much they butchered their own IP

TL;DR: fuck you nigger read the whole thing, you think I'm going to chew all this down for you? faggot
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The pathfinding and unit movement wouldn't be much of problem for me if not for the fact that that units cannot pass thought each other. That's my main pet peeve. If you have a squad attacking one target they start spreading in line trying to volley fire because it's the shortest way to get into attacks range. This is why I prefer c&c's pathfinding over starcraft's and I prefer how units bunch up more in c&c. Also that units only have like 16 degrees of movenent, but that's a thing with all old rts games, c&c included.
 
“What’s reality? I don’t know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, ‘That bird has no idea what he’s looking at.’ And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can’t really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he’s so ignorant? Well, he doesn’t really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn’t understand the world. You’re that bird looking at the monitor, and you’re thinking to yourself, ‘I can figure this out.’ Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that’s the best you can do.”

“I live in kind of an old environment. I just...I go to dentists and doctors, my parents go to dentists and doctors. That's all we do. We watch TV, they go to the casino. I've been fighting...to bring it to fruition. But I'm in some kind of prison or something. So basically now I just kinda kill time. But I'm God's High Priest, so there's nothing better to do with your time than kill time with Mr. God and enjoy divine intellect all day long.”
 
Soyjak.party, better known as The 'Sharty or just The 'party and a plethora of other names such as bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site, Soyfag.sharty, The 'arty and so on, is a rapidly growing English-speaking *chan centered around soyjaks, with the belief that posting and making soyjaks (known as 'jakking among the users) is a worthwhile endeavor to be pursued, documented and discussed. Most of the userbase is underage, hence the nickname soyteens or 'teens. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by Soot as a joke, and was bought by Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as Kolyma Network, but ownership was later given to DOLL, after Kuz developed AIDS and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".

Beginning and inception​

The image that started it all.A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors
Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck /int/ board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

/qa/, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture history seriously.

Luckily for everyone involved, an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself, was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and 'jak on the party instead.

Notable boards​

Screenshot of non-hidden boards, September 9. 2022.

/soy/​

The titular board. Very active, with the 1 million GET, reached on August 31st, 2022,serving as of July 2023 almost 4 million posts. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is mid the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, racebait, pedophilia/cp spam from discord troons (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.

/qa/​

Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES!

/q/​

Meta board. Most of the posts here are either of soyteens being selfish little fucks and crying at the mods to do something, or are just threads that were moved from /soy/, simply put, it goes a little something like: >FROOOOOOT DO THIS NOW or >CAPTCHA SUCKS NOW, REMOVE IT or >ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW or >MOOOOOOODS THERES 'P ON THE 'LOG BAN BAN BAN


Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th.

Namecheap forced them to delete /raid/, making it exclusive to soyak.party. [They just did! ok!]

/hobby/​

"This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily." -Ronald (nudev), 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42

a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board.

/sude/​

introduced on 1/4/24, its, say it with me: >JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.).

/a/​

Tranime. Thats about it.

/pol/ and /int/​

tl;dr americans vs everyone else

/nate/​

Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed.

Sister sites​

Soyjak Wiki​

Formerly owned by Angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, and now owned by Froot, soyjakwiki.net (formerly wiki.soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki) is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and funny inside jokes that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty Twitch DND universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autists and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum) The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.

SoyBooru​

Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly. Home to retarded country wars.

Soyjak.download​

A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).

Jakparty.soy​

Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family. DISREGARD THAT IT'S NOW OFFICIALY DEAD SINCE RECENTLY EVERYONE MOVED TO CHINNY

Soygem.party​

Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a booru and wiki. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself.

Swedishwin.com​

Created by Xoot, Made when the sharty's /raid/ became an rancid shithole, hates the shemmy and churro.

very poorly moderated website​

Also known as the Churro, Splinter of the sharty's /pol/, self explanatory, created by Woot(Andrew Whiteingale), an hecking transqueen and nusoislutta.

Chud.win​

Also known as the chinny, is a splinter of a splinter, has memeflags, the definitive evolution of the churro and a hotspot for autism.
 

Owners​

Kuz

Soot​

Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike you.

Kuz / Temuçin​

Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a hillariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from smart investments and good luck, he owns the sharty ever since July 16, 2022,until Doll's takeover. Replaced all sharty moderators with himself-appointed namefags and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki. Pozzed faggot with nigger AIDS, but ironicaly didn't die, his name got filtered to "pedo" way after retiring from the sharty.

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NEO-KUZISTS WHAT IS THIS???


Doll​

Co-admin (alongside froot) and former main admin of soyjak.party. Is 28 and married. Lives in the USA, after his grandparents emigrated from Russia. Took it completely over due after kuz stepped down because his AIDS was ruining his health. De-kolymaized the Sharty, added new boards (/mtv/, /psy/, /health/, /caca/), and hired a new manager named Red, who in turn was revealed to be a tranny pedophile who later went rogue and leaked everyone's IP, including Doll's. Doll also became the administrator of soygem.party pretending to be an ESL chink named Foot.

Max​

A kike that almost ruined the Sharty. He made a /bunker/ board on the Sharty with one thread only, then locked it, then he forgot he locked it and was like "Why is no one replying" before finally shilling his shitty splinter (https://devyach.net/party/). He seems to have gone missing. Maybe he could be Froot.

Froot​

Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to nigger music. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD.

Root​

Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes Ongezellig and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true.

NuAdmin​

A faggot saying he wants to operate from the shadows and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else. Confirmed to be Root larping as someone else
 

Jackbox raiding​




The Sharty raids various websites and altchans, but none of these raids are as notable or lulzy as the jackbox Twitch raids. The jackbox usually raids small, technically inept streamers who then get banned in seconds for maximum lulz and great clips to boot. The phases of the raid are as follows:

Infiltration​

The streamer's channel gets posted as a link in the raid thread. Numerous soyteens join the raid, spiking the streamer's mediocre viewer count. The chat then gets flooded with stealthy references to soyjak.party, and the streamer usually doesn't realise where these are coming from (hint: r/markiplier). Said soyteens immediately join the jackbox game and request something with user text input or ideally a drawing game.

Slowburn​

The game begins. Round 1 is benign references to the party, i.e. soyjaks and obscure slurs like troon or jigaboo. This phase is the last opportunity for a raidshitter or the streamer to prevent the anal devastation that the channel is about to receive.

Chudding it up​

Chudding it up, or CIU, is where shit hits the fan. The goal is to get ToS-breaking material on stream, therefore hard and well-known slurs, swastikas and even the coinslot (soyjak.party slang for Nikocado Avocado's gaping anus) are posted or drawn. The streamer, depending on how capable they are, either stop this dead in its tracks on the first attempt or, more likely, allow a couple more to slip through and even provide a delicious reaction. If they have a public Discord and are on voice chat, 'cordtrannies (sharty users who use Discord) join said VC and play nigger earrape while posting gore to further rape the streamer's senses of hearing and sight. No matter what the streamer does after this, it is already too late.

Mopping up​

Once the streamer produces no more lulz, the only thing left to do is to report the stream en masse, usually one convenient timestamp posted by some teen in the thread. After this, the streamer gets B& by Twitch and the sharty users make another notch in their keyboards.

All in all, this activity is the most lulz you can ever expect the sharty to produce.

Soyspeak​

The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos
Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I posted 'p on der 'cord." There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit. This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild.

Terms​

  • Gem - good
  • Coal - bad
  • Carbon/Goal/Iron - mediocre, combination of gem and coal
  • Gemerald/diamond - best
  • Tanzanite - the best
  • Dust - worse
  • Brimstone - worst
  • Vantablack Niggerstone - the worst
  • Antimatter/Coal 2 - the worst of the worst
  • Rust - worse than goal, better than coal
  • 'cord - discord
  • 4cuck/'cuck - 4chan
  • Chud - right winger
  • 'cado - nikocado avocado
  • Coinslot - the former's spread anus
  • Slowburn - making cryptic references instead of overt slur/shock posting
  • CIU - chud it up, to post slurs and shock content
  • 'p - child porn
  • 'zellig/Ongezellig - dutch tranime. some soyteens are obsessed with it. Was so controversial it started a schism.
  • Cheese/lee/barney - all references to barneyfag (lee goldson), an obscure namefag with a vendetta against children's shows
  • Tsmt - this, so much this
  • ID'd - good
  • IV'd - bad
  • Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/
  • Keyed - based
  • Marge - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as leebait or something.
  • Bumo - bump
  • Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: extremely controversial fact

Phrases​

  • Nobody says that or looks like that - reference to soyboy's reaction to the soyjak meme. Usually changed into I say this and look like this/do this.
  • Omgsisa - Oh My God, She Is So Attractive.
  • Sisters/cute and valid - designed to mimic tranny speak.
  • Though/albeit/however/other alternatives - originally mocked people who add though to their sentences incessantly, it is now a sharty tradition to add though, albeit, however or any combination of such words into a sentence and even capitalise them in some cases.
  • Oh my fauci/science/kurzgesagt - meant to mock smug, atheist soyboys alongside a plethora of other soyish phrases.
  • <>CHADS/<>GODS/<>KINGS - most likely a mockery of sigma male speak, true origin unknown to author, this is used to either seriously or not designate a group as good. <>CUCKS and other alternatives are used for the opposite effect, always ALL CAPS.
  • How can X recover - if group X suffers a loss because of group Y's victory, this phrase is used.
  • You WILL/You WILL NOT - a reference to an ancient copypasta detailing what you WILL do when the fourth industrial revolution comes and you'll be forced to eat bugs and drink soymilk in a pod.
  • x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree.
  • Ev&doe - a short way of saying even though.
 

How to avoid Soyfags​

Keep an eye out. These chuds will force you to do whatever they want until they get the gold, so just SHUT IT DOWN.

Soy also​


  • Barneyfag
  • Discord
  • Doxing - Will they find the gem? Let's find out.
  • Ebaumsworld
  • Frenschan - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol
  • Newfaggotry
  • Nikocado Avocado‎ - Coinslot everywhere.
  • Sproke - A healthy and nutritious drink brought to you by Dr. Sprokeberg
  • Soy boy
  • Wojak - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1
  • You Will Never Be A Woman - You fucking hateful chud!
 

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"Evil women will just take what's most precious to you and laugh in your face. They only give it back once they are satisfied with your misery. It's usually never enough"
 
sneedson is a very infamous child molester he has been arrested 7 times for child exploitation and sexual misconduct and everytime he got arrested he breaks from prison
 
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