Continue to describe Shloggers in the "x is like y but more/less [trait]" format

[Oot]

Well yeah, I mean if you unironically believe I'm a pedo, which I think you do sometimes, for making those jokes, I wanted to know why.

No, I don't

 

[DonutHole]

Modclitty fight

 

[Oot]

Modclitty fight

It's not a clitty, okay? It's called a Micropenis, and yes, that is the medical term for our condition. Please respect our differences next time. Thanks, xister.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

I think the reason I like Soygoy is because he's not like anyone here if that makes sense

 

[X Immigrant]

I am not a mod and Iz haz bbc

 

[Oot]

I think the reason I like Soygoy is because he's not like anyone here if that makes sense

He's like Baqqrih in that he builds a great wall of words with every post

 

[X Immigrant]

Except people don't care about his words, only baqqrih's

 

[Oot]

Except people don't care about his words, only baqqrih's

True, people respond to baqqrih posts seriously

 

[DonutHole]

Except people don't care about his words, only baqqrih's

I care

 

[Oot]

I care

Falsest thing you've ever typed to date

 

[DonutHole]

Falsest thing you've ever typed to date

mods use their powers... for this?

 

[Oot]

mods use their powers... for this?

Yeah ytboi and ur not gonna do nothing bout it

 

[X Immigrant]

You'd better not edit my post again cereal boy, or you might as well get life insurance on your asshole.

 

[Oot]

WNT is like Parkles but xis orbiters are actually obsessed about xim

 

[X Immigrant]

WNT is like Parkles but I've never came to his feet

 

[DonutHole]

WNT is like Parkles but xis orbiters are actually obsessed about xim

You're not supposed to talk about that anymore.

 

[Stephen]

X Immigrant is like Oot but with such a leaky clitty that his moderator fell off

 

[DonutHole]

Stephen is like the BBC spadequeen of the shloggy but actually exactly like that

 

[X Immigrant]

Fuck you blady basterd beetch

Stephen is like Donuthole but he only has one larp(BBC)

 

[Stephen]

NekoRightsActivist is like me but gayer and whiter