Continue to describe Shloggers in the "x is like y but more/less [trait]" format

[DonutHole]

X Immigrant is like pedophilic jardee cuck but "ironic"

 

[X Immigrant]

Donuthole is like me but Puerto Rican, really.

 

[Oot]

Oot is like everyone else but more humble, he's also better in every single way

 

[Oot]

Oot is like everyone else but more humble, he's also better in every single way

 

[Stephen]

X Immigrant is like pedophilic jardee cuck but alive

 

[DonutHole]

Donuthole is like me but Puerto Rican, really.

 

[X Immigrant]

That's a step too far when it comes to the Jartycuck larp

 

[ILoveCoals]

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moe touhous have been ruined for me, I can literally never see one of these things again without thinking about skajyos

 

[Oot]

That's a step too far when it comes to the Jartycuck larp

Meanwhile in Old Jannychat

 

[DonutHole]

>"Joking" about grooming children and jerking it to CP is alright but posting a touhou baby is too far or however I take too long to delete the cp spam

 

[X Immigrant]

Meanwhile in Old Jannychat
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Funny pictures, yes. But they made me cry.

The red in my name in those screenshots as opposed to the blue that I have now made me shit my pants.

@Froot @Broot why did you do this to me?

 

[X Immigrant]

>"Joking" about grooming children and jerking it to CP is alright but posting a touhou baby is too far or however I take too long to delete the cp spam
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The difference is that I'm making fun of Jartycucks, but you're being unironic when you post your self-insert that /bant/pedos love using.

 

[Oot]

Funny pictures, yes. But they made me cry.

The red in my name in those screenshots as opposed to the blue that I have now made me shit my pants.

@Froot @Broot why did you do this to me?

You were only meant to be temporary admin anyway, sorry pal

 

[X Immigrant]

Chud SAGE!

You were only meant to be temporary admin anyway, sorry pal
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No meds meds wrong lies shitalalalalian Meximutt above greeeeeeeechcdkwk ohnononon

 

[DonutHole]

The difference is that I'm making fun of Jartycucks, but you're being unironic when you post your self-insert that /bant/pedos love using.

>NOOO OBSESSED BANTPEDOFILIO!!!! I AM MAKING JOKINGS ABOUT JARDEEE!!! I NOT USING IT EVEN DOE I SAID I'M SAD TO SEEINGS IT GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
<Likely story. Your mod privileges are hereby revoked
>NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NOT GIVINGS A FUCK I JUST HAVINGS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[X Immigrant]

>>NOOO OBSESSED BANTPEDOFILIO!!!! I AM MAKING JOKINGS ABOUT JARDEEE!!! I NOT USING IT EVEN DOE I SAID I'M SAD TO SEEINGS IT GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
><Likely story. Your mod privileges are hereby revoked
>>NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NOT GIVINGS A FUCK I JUST HAVINGS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DonutHole]

>>>NOOO OBSESSED BANTPEDOFILIO!!!! I AM MAKING JOKINGS ABOUT JARDEEE!!! I NOT USING IT EVEN DOE I SAID I'M SAD TO SEEINGS IT GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
>><Likely story. Your mod privileges are hereby revoked
>>>NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NOT GIVINGS A FUCK I JUST HAVINGS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[X Immigrant]

>>>>NOOO OBSESSED BANTPEDOFILIO!!!! I AM MAKING JOKINGS ABOUT JARDEEE!!! I NOT USING IT EVEN DOE I SAID I'M SAD TO SEEINGS IT GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
>>><Likely story. Your mod privileges are hereby revoked
>>>>NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NOT GIVINGS A FUCK I JUST HAVINGS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[X Immigrant]

My Jartycuck is bigger than yours

 

[DonutHole]

>Hello X immigrant, I wanted to talk to you abou- OH MY GOD
<Yes... I unbannings soylita I makings shloggy aryan.... jajajaja I coup the shloggy....... Hop on the goon VC chuddi- AYYYY AYY AYYY!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOINGS HERE YOU OBSESSED!!!! NOOO!!!! YOU OBSESSED WHY YOU CARINGS SO MUCH ABOUT MI I JUST HAVINGS FUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!