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terrycrews said:
yeah a dick not a dildo they're not even close to being the same
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you could've just asked me to do the fucking griddy like you asked miko to or fucking orange justice like you used to beg me to do. you're just being a faggot, faggot.
 
лисиця said:
probably doesn't have to be said but this is all just good fun and no one is serious ITT (i hope)
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Considering the website we're on I wouldn't have high hopes, I mean we've had a fat mulatto talk about sucking nigger cock in a dirty bathroom + Acro's finger-up-the-butt-show + Basil's story of getting dicked-down by a fat guy for Jurassic Park money + probably tons of other shit...
 
Minuteman said:
we've had a fat mulatto talk about sucking nigger cock in a dirty bathroom + Acro's finger-up-the-butt-show + Basil's story of getting dicked-down by a fat guy for Jurassic Park money
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>What's wrong with any of that??
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ONESHOT SUCKS said:
you could've just asked me to do the fucking griddy like you asked miko to or fucking orange justice like you used to beg me to do. you're just being a faggot, faggot.
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unless you are fat it won't be as funny. Its extremely obvious at least a little bit of you wants to suck the dildo for the money so either do it or work for the money like I said
 
Minuteman said:
Considering the website we're on I wouldn't have high hopes, I mean we've had a fat mulatto talk about sucking nigger cock in a dirty bathroom + Acro's finger-up-the-butt-show + Basil's story of getting dicked-down by a fat guy for Jurassic Park money + probably tons of other shit...
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virgins won
лисиця said:
@ONESHOT SUCKS I heard knee caps are essential and maybe practice on a banana or pickle to control your gag reflex
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dildo is better because you can at least microwave it to make it warm
 
slopjak said:
unless you are fat it won't be as funny. Its extremely obvious at least a little bit of you wants to suck the dildo for the money so either do it or work for the money like I said
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ah man, forget it. i was contemplating it but looking at dicks just makes me wanna throw up, who the fuck is attracted to these veiny fucking monsters? i think i'll just call in to cover a few extra shifts next week so i can pay doll the $200. forget about this deal, i want no part in it now.
 
лисиця said:
@ONESHOT SUCKS I heard knee caps are essential and maybe practice on a banana or pickle to control your gag reflex
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you gotta hold it in there right where you feel like you are about to gag for as long as possible. Try 3 reps and 12 sets and you will get there in no time. I believe in you
 

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ONESHOT SUCKS said:
ah man, forget it. i was contemplating it but looking at dicks just makes me wanna throw up, who the fuck is attracted to these veiny fucking monsters? i think i'll just call in to cover a few extra shifts next week so i can pay doll the $200. forget about this deal, i want no part in it now.
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post nut clarity or something
 
лисиця said:
you can microwave dildos? I feel like that's dangerous
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yeah? it's just plastic
slopjak said:
you gotta hold it in there right where you feel like you are about to gag for as long as possible. Try 3 reps and 12 sets and you will get there in no time. I believe in you
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don't do this you'll throw up
ONESHOT SUCKS said:
ah man, forget it. i was contemplating it but looking at dicks just makes me wanna throw up, who the fuck is attracted to these veiny fucking monsters? i think i'll just call in to cover a few extra shifts next week so i can pay doll the $200. forget about this deal, i want no part in it now.
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that is the gayest way to describe dicks
 
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