/calm/ Happy Thanksgiving

[slopjak]

know of any websites where you can buy them

literally any shipping site sells dildos. try and get a discount code

 

[jimbo]

amazon should have them for you

holy fuck they're only 9 dollars

 

[slopjak]

sorry i would actually fucking love to eat that i am starving i barely had anything to eat today

how do you not eat on thanksgiving? aren't you american?

 

[lysytsya]

sorry i would actually fucking love to eat that i am starving i barely had anything to eat today

dieting is tough, i recommend against it (ev&oe I never been fat). How about you try cooking and eating more healthy foods, eating the same amount of calories but in homemade meals is so much better for you.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

know of any websites where you can buy them

Are you seriously going to suck a synthetic cock to get your name changed on the bald man forum?

 

[terrycrews]

holy fuck they're only 9 dollars

yes they're pretty cheap

how do you not eat on thanksgiving? aren't you american?

i've eaten, just not much, just a cheeseburger and fries. also i'm not american

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

holy fuck they're only 9 dollars

has dildos in xis amazon view history award, what a faggot

 

[slopjak]

holy fuck they're only 9 dollars

you will get an STD or the plastic will melt in your mouth

 

[lysytsya]

cheeseburger and fries

rip

 

[slopjak]

cheeseburger and fries. also i'm not american

oxymoron

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

you will get an STD or the plastic will melt in your mouth

Spoiler: spoiler

You're also sucking off a dead dinosaur since most polymers are made from fossil fuels

 

[Fagon]

Why does terry want to pay brown people to produce gay porn for him to watch?

 

[slopjak]

Spoiler: spoiler

You're also sucking off a dead dinosaur since most polymers are made from fossil fuels

are you trying to summon baritone

 

[jimbo]

you will get an STD or the plastic will melt in your mouth

maybe, i mean, it's still pretty strange. @terrycrews really, out of all the things you could've asked me to do for $200, you ask me to suck a fucking dick? are you a faggot?

 

[terrycrews]

dieting is tough, i recommend against it (ev&oe I never been fat). How about you try cooking and eating more healthy foods, eating the same amount of calories but in homemade meals is so much better for you.

oh i'm not dieting i'm just being fucking lazy or i'd probably go microwave some chicken

you will get an STD or the plastic will melt in your mouth

how will you get an std from a dildo

 

[Fagon]

are you a faggot?

Women love yaoi

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Why does terry want to pay brown people to produce gay porn for him to watch?

The real question is why is that faggot seriously considering it?

 

[terrycrews]

maybe, i mean, it's still pretty strange. @terrycrews really, out of all the things you could've asked me to do for $200, you ask me to suck a fucking dick? are you a faggot?

yeah a dick not a dildo they're not even close to being the same

 

[slopjak]

maybe, i mean, it's still pretty strange. @terrycrews really, out of all the things you could've asked me to do for $200, you ask me to suck a fucking dick? are you a faggot?

shes gonna make you shove your sonichu medallion up your ass next. Don't fall for it you wont get your PSN account back

 

[Fagon]

The real question is why is that faggot seriously considering it?

He's already a oneshot fan, it's not like he has any dignity left to lose.