/calm/ Happy Thanksgiving

[lysytsya]

yeah? it's just plastic

don't do this you'll throw up

that is the gayest way to describe dicks

i googled can you microwave dildo and reddit said that it would get ruined, better put in bowl of warm water instead.

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

ah man, forget it. i was contemplating it but looking at dicks just makes me wanna throw up, who the fuck is attracted to these veiny fucking monsters? i think i'll just call in to cover a few extra shifts next week so i can pay doll the $200. forget about this deal, i want no part in it now.

faggot was seriously considering this?

 

[slopjak]

ah man, forget it. i was contemplating it but looking at dicks just makes me wanna throw up, who the fuck is attracted to these veiny fucking monsters? i think i'll just call in to cover a few extra shifts next week so i can pay doll the $200. forget about this deal, i want no part in it now.

>calls dicks veiny monsters and was contemplating sucking dick for half a week of minimum wage while also trying to convince everyone he's not gay

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

He'll use body heat

That fatass motherfucker could probably power my washing machine from the heat between his rolls being converted into electricity like a nuclear plant

 

[jimbo]

that is the gayest way to describe dicks

and giving somebody $200 to suck a dick is pretty gay in itself, bro.

 

[terrycrews]

i googled can you microwave dildo and reddit said that it would get ruined, better put in bowl of warm water instead.

works too but takes a while

 

[lysytsya]

works too but takes a while

how do you know

 

[terrycrews]

and giving somebody $200 to suck a dick is pretty gay in itself, bro.

how come you said you can't pay $200 out of your fund but now you can take extra shifts to do it?

 

[terrycrews]

how do you know

because it's obvious i do it all the time if a microwave meal has like a sauce or something

 

[8doe]

This faggot puts his dildo in the microwave before use...

same microwave used for food too. your food is gonna have a hint of ass juice for the next couple days or god forbid weeks

 

[jimbo]

how come you said you can't pay $200 out of your fund but now you can take extra shifts to do it?

>can't take $200 out of my college fund
>now i have to take extra shifts so i can pay it
you just answered your own question, retard

 

[Fagon]

Imagine watching your fat, autistic wheelchair bound son wheeling over to the microwave, placing a dildo inside, and then sitting there watching it spin around for several dozen seconds.

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

stop this degenerate discussion at once

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

yall niggas weird asf

 

[slopjak]

same microwave used for food too. your food is gonna have a hint of ass juice for the next couple days or god forbid weeks

if you own a cat or have been to a place where a cat lives there is shit on literally every surface in your home

 

[terrycrews]

>can't take $200 out of my college fund
>now i have to take extra shifts so i can pay it
you just answered your own question, retard

so you're gonna stop begging for hoi4 too right?

same microwave used for food too. your food is gonna have a hint of ass juice for the next couple days or god forbid weeks

imagine cleaning it and he said he'd just blow it

 

[lysytsya]

Imagine watching your fat, autistic wheelchair bound son wheeling over to the microwave, placing a dildo inside, and then sitting there watching it spin around for several dozen seconds.

my stomach hurts

 

[8doe]

I can't fuckinf breathe

 

[jimbo]

so you're gonna stop begging for hoi4 too right?

oh no, i still want that game. the sale ends dec 4th, btw

 

[terrycrews]

oh no, i still want that game. the sale ends dec 4th, btw

suck a dick