Schizo Left 4 Dead 2 Gamerino

[I got tomorrow coming]

who wants to play or something. i didn't do the 8 player shit yet

We're gonna wait for you to figure it out

 

[Herb]

fail

 

[I got tomorrow coming]

give me a video instead of linking snca

>type -insecure into the launch parameters
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doesn't work
thanks for making me install a rat for no reason

Noob, install leetnux

 

[I got tomorrow coming]

i think it only works on windows since i saw a dll

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG LEETNUX CACAS WHAT'S THIS
Install windows

 

[HWABAG]

 

[condolana]

Are we playing? GTFIH
@Hagon
@HWABAG
@condolana
@Herb

SAR! I can't join I need mod saar.

 

[Fagon]

SAR! I can't join I need mod saar.

no mercy rehab

 

[Herb]

it works for us
sorry asswipe we're playing without you now

 

[condolana]

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>

 

[HACKERMAN88]

Herbsissies... WTF IS THIS?
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send it

 

[Herb]

hagon pure skill

 

[I got tomorrow coming]

@SmallAnus

Download sourcemod for leetnux here: https://www.sourcemod.net/downloads.php?branch=stable
Merge "addons" and "cfg" folders from the sourcemod archive with the ones in the "/Left 4 dead 2/left4dead2/" directory
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Download metamod for shitnux here: https://www.metamodsource.net/downloads.php?branch=stable
Merge "addons" folder from the metamod archive with the one in the "/Left 4 dead 2/left4dead2/" directory
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Generate a VDF here, set "Game:" as "Left 4 Dead 2" and leave "Game Folder:" empty https://www.metamodsource.net/vdf
Delete "metamod.vdf" and "metamod_x64.vdf" files from the "/Left 4 dead 2/left4dead2/addons/" folder
Put your generated VDF file into the "/Left 4 dead 2/left4dead2/addons/" folder

Open the "/Left 4 dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/configs/admins_simple.ini" file
Find your steam id by putting a link to your steam profile here: https://steamdb.info/calculator/ (or any other indian steam id finder)
Copy the steam id, paste it at the end of the file, add a space or tab and write "99:z"
You can also comment your name with a double slash
It will look like this:

// RetardedLeetnuxPajeet
STEAM_0:0:694200000 99:z

Save the file

Right click Left 4 Dead 2 on steam, go to properties
Add "-insecure" into launch options

Download l4dtoolz from here: https://github.com/Accelerator74/l4dtoolz/releases (pajeetnux version of course. also make sure you get the l4d2 version, not l4d)
Merge "addons" folder with the one in the "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/" directory

EDIT: Turns out, l4dtoolz is causing crashes on linux. Works fine on windows.
Thankfully, there's an updated version of l4dtoolz as a plugin instead of an extension (doesn't need a .dll or .so)
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Download "Get Plugin" (gives you a "l4dslots.smx" file) and "l4dslots.txt" from here: https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=333092
Put "l4dslots.smx" in "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/plugins/"
Put "l4dslots.txt" in "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/gamedata/"
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Open the "\Left 4 Dead 2\left4dead2\cfg\listenserver.cfg" file
Add these commands at the bottom of the file:

sv_maxplayers 8
sv_visiblemaxplayers 8
sv_force_unreserved 1

Save the file

Download "abm.txt" and "abm.smx": https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=291562 (sign up not needed)
Put "abm.txt" into "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/gamedata/"
Put "abm.smx" into "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/plugins/"

EDIT: Download "abm.txt" and "abm.smx" (not "Get Plugin") from here instead: https://forums.alliedmods.net/showpost.php?p=2748953&postcount=517 (it's an fanmade updated version)
Put "abm.txt" into "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/gamedata/"
Put "abm.smx" into "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/plugins/"
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It needs a dependency, left 4 dhooks direct, download "left4dhooks.zip": https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=321696
Extract "sourcemod" into "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/"

Download these addons:

Steam Workshop::8 slots lobby fixed

steamcommunity.com

Steam Workshop::[Improved] Active Talker

steamcommunity.com

Steam Workshop::8 Player Modified Talker

steamcommunity.com

Make sure you are hosting a local server.
Only the host needs to do this.
If you are a windowsCHAD, repeat the same steps except download versions for windows, not leetnux
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This can sometimes be buggy, if you have issues you may want to replace abm with left12dead. Left12dead is 14 years old without updates, so I avoided it. https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=126857
Add "l4d_survivor_limit 8" into "\Left 4 Dead 2\left4dead2\cfg\listenserver.cfg" if you are using left12dead.
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To disable sourcemod, to join a VAC server for example, just remove "-insecure" from the launch properties.
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Alternatively, you can download an already set-up build from this addon: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1488979533 (check the description)
It's only for winGODS though and uses different mods

EDIT: Even if you're using the versions from the edits, it's still gonna crash on shitnux. Why? Because left 4 dhooks, a required mod, crashes on leetnux FOR NO RAISIN.

 

[Herb]

kys smallanus

 

[condolana]

@SmallAnus IS A SHITALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALIAN SHITSKIN DAGOMAGGOT WOPROACH WHO WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER BE ANYTHING BUT THE NIGGER SUBHUMAN HE IS!

 

[Herb]

kys subhuman
go die
just die

 

[I got tomorrow coming]

@SmallAnus IS A SHITALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALIAN SHITSKIN DAGOMAGGOT WOPROACH WHO WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER BE ANYTHING BUT THE NIGGER SUBHUMAN HE IS!

kys subhuman
go die
just die

What did small anus do?

 

[I got tomorrow coming]

I said they will never be white. Some people just can't face facts
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You go girl

 

[Herb]

ssssoooyjaks?

 

[Herb]

>ssssoooyjaks?
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play nigga play game

 

[Herb]

video game play now