Describe Shloggers in the "x is like y but more/less [trait]" format

[istanbul]

Incel is like tranny but right wing

 

[Fagon]

Makes sense. Then why are you an incel? Is it because you're slim and shower?

Yeah If i was fat and didnt shower I would probably have a girlfriend like @Imperator

 

[zhongguo11]

japan is like china but small and stranded in ocean with no resource and no history

 

[istanbul]

korea is like japan but with more microplastics

 

[DonutHole]

I'm gay but not a faggot. There's a difference. Do I come off as a self-absorbed piece of shit sometimes? Probably, but it's a safety net. My homosexuality is the result of social neglect and mental instability during my middle school and high school years.
I have never engaged in any form of sodomy and I don't plan on doing so anytime soon.

So you're telling me I have a chance...

 

[NT]

Boeing's HQ is like Basil except the former is only stuffed with niggers during the daytime.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

japan is like china but small and stranded in ocean with no resource and no history

You won't get a citizenship lil bro

 

[zhongguo11]

adfe is like nigger but more black and retard

 

[X Immigrant]

WNT is like Basil except he tried to be one of 'the good ones' but everyone with a conscious including me would still choke him out for being a faggy bitchboy if I ever had the chance.

 

[istanbul]

schlog is like discord but without vc

 

[DonutHole]

i wanna dominate @WNT in bed

Get the fuck away from my husband. I'll rip your little aztecsissy head off. Remember the Tlaxcaltec domination of Tenochtitlan? I'll recreate it in 2024.

 

[zhongguo11]

chinese is like other language but more beauty

 

[DonutHole]

Literally 125 pounds lmao, I want to force-feminize him and Basil to become cute transgirls

Kike mentality. Cute men cannot exist in the binary world of the kike, he has to make them into abominations.

 

[Chvd33p]

Where da 100kg gassychads at?

 

[ILoveCoals]

Get the fuck away from my husband. I'll rip your little aztecsissy head off. Remember the Tlaxcaltec domination of Tenochtitlan? I'll recreate it in 2024.

Why are you talking about my boyfriend like this?

 

[zhongguo11]

you are all homosexual and homosexual go to hell. die

 

[Brainstorm]

Schlog is kiwifarms but more self aware and retarded.

 

[DonutHole]

you are all homosexual and homosexual go to hell. die

Christcucked traitor. CCP enforcers are en route to your hive to sodomize you with a broom.

 

[NT]

Asian women are like deep sea oil fields, except there's standards and regulations for people who want to drill into the latter.

 

[DonutHole]

Asian women are like deep sea oil fields, except there's standards and regulations for people who want to drill into the latter.

I want to drill into you