Schizo Would you marry a clone version of yourself?

[Soygoy]

Inspired by a convo from @princessparkles profile page, but moved to thread to allow for essays and the like.
PrincessSparkles asks the question of whether it would be cool or not to just make a clone version of yourself and marry it, would it be good or bad?
Discuss.

My answer to this is no, first of all, it's incest, second of all, it would be a nightmare, if it was just you but genderbent, you will quickly come to hate it.
@princessparkles please explain yourself here so we can engage in thoughtful discussion here.

 

[basil]

A grown man who collects dead flies is called a turbo autist, and potentially a downie

ya it's only cute when women do that!!
even still it gives off concerning regardless of gender

 

[princessparkles]

A grown man who collects dead flies is called a turbo autist, and potentially a downie

dream male.. so aryan saar

I guess, in this hypothetical, it would also depend on preference of attraction. For example, if you'd rather your partner have other features distinct to your own (as I mentioned earlier in this thread, in my own instance, there's a preference here, in that I'd like mine to be shorter than myself and would prefer an Eastern European ethnic composition rather than my own composition of majority Northern and Western European ancestry), then having them be a clone would not match that preference, since their appearance, while still differing by sex, would look rather equivalent to yours, which is not always desirable.

ok yeah that makes sense completely ngl, not everyone wants to look like their husband or wife is their sibling

 

[Plier]

What the fuck is this thread
>mfw

 

[Yes]

Inspired by a convo from @princessparkles profile page, but moved to thread to allow for essays and the like.
PrincessSparkles asks the question of whether it would be cool or not to just make a clone version of yourself and marry it, would it be good or bad?
Discuss.

My answer to this is no, first of all, it's incest, second of all, it would be a nightmare, if it was just you but genderbent, you will quickly come to hate it.
@princessparkles please explain yourself here so we can engage in thoughtful discussion here.

how to make your child as retarded as possible:

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

at most we'll just be friends

 

[FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!]

If female and same age as me, maybe

 

[Scottmeister]

If I saw a female version of myself I’d fuck the shit out of her

 

[Neutralplier]

If I saw a female version of myself I’d fuck the shit out of her

if i saw the female version of you i'd fuck the shit out of you too

 

[Yes]

btw doing this will generate the effects of like maybe centuries of inbreeding

 

[istanbul]

probably
it would likely be troublesome figuring out the power dynamics of the relationship though
also an existential nightmare

 

[eeeeeeeee]

No.

 

[Sagehardt]

no

 

[Soygoy]

i'd rape myself, honestly

Same, but also kill my clone self. Clones cannot co-exist in the same world, it fucks with the timeline.
Heres how real gentlemen do it, agree to have passionate and intimate sex with your clone and then kill eachother, whoever survives gets to live.

Round 1: Sex
Round 2: Minecraft Hunger Games
Round 3: Actual fight to the death in the woods, maybe either with guns or with swords.

Murdering your clone is perfectly legal since it counts as suicide and the DNA, Blood and Genes are the same and you legally share the same identity, it is no different to erasing a birth defect or something like that and since I checked, suicide isn't illegal where I live.

 

[Soygoy]

Same, but also kill my clone self. Clones cannot co-exist in the same world, it fucks with the timeline.
Heres how real gentlemen do it, agree to have passionate and intimate sex with your clone and then kill eachother, whoever survives gets to live.

Round 1: Sex
Round 2: Minecraft Hunger Games
Round 3: Actual fight to the death in the woods, maybe either with guns or with swords.

Murdering your clone is perfectly legal since it counts as suicide and the DNA, Blood and Genes are the same and you legally share the same identity, it is no different to erasing a birth defect or something like that and since I checked, suicide isn't illegal where I live.

Here is why keeping your clone alive is a bad idea:
- It shares the exact same consciousness and memories as you
- It will hack into your Minecraft accoutn
- Will steal all your money
- Impossible to branch off into different states of self, since anything you do, it will inevitably replicate, any job you sign up for it will also sign up for, it does exactly what you would do at the exact same time since free will is a myth and everything in time is predetermined, everything you possibly could want in life and have, it will also have. There cannot be two of you at the exact same time, it must die.

 

[Soygoy]

kill yourself

Thanks, I will.
Best man, or woman, lives. Ready? Set. Go.

 

[Soygoy]

Same, but also kill my clone self. Clones cannot co-exist in the same world, it fucks with the timeline.
Heres how real gentlemen do it, agree to have passionate and intimate sex with your clone and then kill eachother, whoever survives gets to live.

Round 1: Sex
Round 2: Minecraft Hunger Games
Round 3: Actual fight to the death in the woods, maybe either with guns or with swords.

Murdering your clone is perfectly legal since it counts as suicide and the DNA, Blood and Genes are the same and you legally share the same identity, it is no different to erasing a birth defect or something like that and since I checked, suicide isn't illegal where I live.

Also since my clone is literally me it probably thinks the exact same thing

 

[ILoveVesna]

Im not a fag but if it was different gender than sure

 

[Soygoy]

Actually I'm just now considering that if you cloned yourself would it be the exact same as you or would there be some differences, if it was female there would be differences unless you clone your male consciousness into a female body and it becomes a pooner

 

[Stephen]

Considering how many of my beliefs are uncommon around me, especially the more inflexible ones like religion, I probably would marry her.
But the idea I am most interested in is:
@Soyteen Liker would you?

 

[terrycrews]

What the fuck is this thread dude