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Are you still normal?2016, when i was in year 9. i made so many memories i will never ever forget, like that time i got robbed, or my first cigarette, my first actual fist fight (i wouldn’t say i won or lost).
TLDR;
it was the first year when i actually started to feel normal.
im arguably more normal than most on hereAre you still normal?
Most likelyim arguably more normal than most on here
kill yourself reddit faggotYear 1488, no particular reason
Nothing even happened in the year 1488Year 1488, no particular reason
ah a fellow brootish2016, when i was in year 9. i made so many memories i will never ever forget, like that time i got robbed, or my first cigarette, my first actual fist fight (i wouldn’t say i won or lost).
TLDR;
it was the first year when i actually started to feel normal.
overall i never had much friends, but i was weird, i had rejected 2 girls and even hugged another girl in secondary school, and also beat up a girl in secondary school.ah a fellow brootish
most of my school memories was just me being weird. i called a black kid a nigger in year 4 by accident, i was hosting a minecraft server and looked inside of my banned words list which is put there by default and found the word, had no idea what it meant and started calling kids it at my school. i kept getting into fights and stuff, so i called the black kid the n word. i had no idea what it meant, but from that moment onwards, i was destined to be a racist... or some shit idk. i called the same kid a muddy pug in year 1 or something and that was also apparently racist and i also made fun of an italian kid which was also racist apparently, they all beat me up and i beat them up, actually, we had an entire game for that at one point, we'd go to a section of the playground and fight eachother like wrestling or something. i used to love fighting it was fun but i wasn't very good at it. i was good at punching year 6s though and making them cry when i was a year 3. a girl asked me out when i was in year 6, i said no. a girl asked me out when i was in year 8, i said no. i feel like an incel but then i remember that i have been a chad volcel my whole life, rejecting women left and right. i am literally ryan gosling.
my school knew me as the "naughty kid who always gets in trouble" but i was just autistic and never listened to authority. i spent most of my time in secondary school in isolation which i found to be funner than secondary school itself, you get to come in, sit down and sleep or doodle for a few hours and have a chat with the rest of the classroom. the teacher there sometimes told us not to talk but she just gives up and at that point, you'd find yourself becoming friends with everyone or getting into like antagonizing battles with people. when i moved schools, i was pissed that i got into isolation or detention one time for an absolutely bollocks reason so i liked to annoy the teachers there and stare at their computers and piss them off because i do not like authority.
after secondary school i went to college and all my issues ceased as my college is a 1 to 1 tutoring place. the downside is no socialization but its worth it i guess. except for my maths teacher, she's like a muslim or something, i hate her because i can't understanda single fucking word she says.
NAH TSMT. I remember there was this adopted kid, and in year 7 when i was chucking his pen around the class, he went red and said “im telling my parents on you”my school knew me as the "naughty kid who always gets in trouble" but i was just autistic and never listened to authority.
gigachad behaviour, i was always a horny year 8 so i just said yes no matter how ugly the girl was.3. a girl asked me out when i was in year 6, i said no. a girl asked me out when i was in year 8, i said no.
REAL ENGLISH ‘ERITAGEactually i beat up 2 girls in secondary school, one deserved it, the other didn't.
sometimes in my life i feel so alone and i feel like a loser and yet im somehow canonically a girl beater, a volcel gigachad and a racistNAH TSMT. I remember there was this adopted kid, and in year 7 when i was chucking his pen around the class, he went red and said “im telling my parents on you”
(fyi, we were pretty much neighbours and i saw his parents pretty much everyday.)
so i smugly replied “which one?” and i got fucking sent out of lesson, they said if i apologised they wouldn’t sanction me, and to he honest, i was already pretty pissed at that point, so i doubled down and just told my head of year to piss off.
gigachad behaviour, i was always a horny year 8 so i just said yes no matter how ugly the girl was.
REAL ENGLISH ‘ERITAGE. i was gonna tell a story but i dont think you would understand it.
the hijinx i got up to in school was pretty epic though. i got into detentions for the silliest shit ever, like calling some kid a glue sniffer.sometimes in my life i feel so alone and i feel like a loser and yet im somehow canonically a girl beater, a volcel gigachad and a racist
my nigga i don't deserve to live, i be saying "im ugly nobody likes me ill never get a gf" i was given 2 opportunities where girls came up to ME of all people and i said no lol.
one of them was ugly, the other i thought was prank. but the only times i ever thought "i want a gf" was when i had literally nobody to talk to.
now that i have the schlog i will never be lonely ever again!! hopefully.....
i am actually high functioning autistic though and i can't even understand the concept of love or anything like that, it seems to only ever form out of legitimate loneliness, in which it could be confused for love, but is actually just loneliness manifesting as a desire for human connection and not the weird kind of extreme human connection that bf gfs have or whatever, i mean in my opinion bf gf behaviour is just gay like who tf wants to be in that kind of "aww no i love you boo pooky pie" shit wtf thats gay bro idc if its heterosexual its heterosexual in a gay way.
anyways yeah i have no friends and i spend my time talking to people on this schlog now, there was a period of time where i talked to absolutely nobody at all on the internet and that just sucked, but now i have here and hopefully i can make friends here or something idk. the difference between young school me and current me is insane, like 2 different people entirely insane. i wholeheartedly believe that you just become a different person when all your atoms replace or some shit because the memories or still there, but the past me is just not me.
soygoys moral of the story: never give in to authority.the hijinx i got up to in school was pretty epic though. i got into detentions for the silliest shit ever, like calling some kid a glue sniffer.
i never did any homework and then when they found out i had autism i was put into ASC where school just went from hard mode to easy mode and I didn't even have to come in half the time and I was pretty much just allowed to not do homework because i kept refusing to do it lol. I got a 3 day suspension for not wanting to tuck my shirt in, i came back, didn't tuck my shirt in, they gave up i think and just let me walk around with my shirt untucked. every detention i went to, they told me to do work, i didnt do it, i think they just gave up. i called the principal a bitch and she didn't like that, i didn't care.
having autism was just the ultimate win for all of that because to ignorant teachers it's the thing that explains everything i guess.
they should have just expelled my ass lol. i won.
That was 20042003: Half Life 2 release