Soy What would you do if you had Midas' curse?

[SoytanEnthusiast]

For anyone who doesn't know what it is whatever you touch turns to gold

 

[Gem Control]

1. Grope anyone I dont like
2. ????
3. PROFIT!!!!

 

[Born2JakForced2NameTroon]

Touch my hecking peckerino.

 

[Jakomir]

>turning niggers into gold

 

[Sprokeandmeds]

Probably get some gloves so I can eat without turning all my food into gold. Also touching the homeless tweakers in my local tweaker infested shithole public park

 

[Fortuna]

Probably get some gloves so I can eat without turning all my food into gold. Also touching the homeless tweakers in my local tweaker infested shithole public park

Wouldn't the gloves just turn to gold?

 

[doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe]

I'm digging my hand through the trash and then exchanging it for money
only once every couple weeks though to avoid inflation

 

[Sprokeandmeds]

Wouldn't the gloves just turn to gold?

Get chainmail gloves so I can still move my hands (assuming that the gold touch doesn’t move between different objects, in which case the entire world would turn to gold if I touched the ground)

 

[ISTANBUL]

Collect rocks and turn them to gold to use them as projectiles

 

[doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe]

Collect rocks and turn them to gold to use them as projectiles

wouldn't it have the same effect
also isn't gold kinda malleable

 

[Twostripe]

Touch the ground

 

[Warmjak]

Get chainmail gloves so I can still move my hands (assuming that the gold touch doesn’t move between different objects, in which case the entire world would turn to gold if I touched the ground)

heccin genius award
I never thought about using chainmail gloves, that's smart

 

[Hagon]

touch the ocean to see what habben

 

[condolana]

I would probably try hide the fact I have the power as much as possible. The chances of people trying to kidnap you after knowing you're an infinite money dispenser would increase by a lot and even among those that don't want to kidnap you, many people would pester you to touch their random shit for easy money and that is hassle I'd rather not deal with.

 

[ISTANBUL]

wouldn't it have the same effect
also isn't gold kinda malleable

gold is probably denser than rocks doe

 

[Twostripe]

Also you then should keep your hands in a vacuum, as your hands would touch all of the particles in the air, essentially making it rain wherever you go

 

[ISTANBUL]

I would probably try hide the fact

didn't read the original tale award
you wouldn't even be able to eat at all
having midas touch would essentially mean you go on a sperg rampage to touch as many things as possible until you either starve to death, get dehydrated or get shot

infinite money

inflation exists blud

 

[Zuse]

Even if you had that power, wouldn't the value of gold decrease due to an increased surplus?

 

[Twostripe]

Also if you have that ability then you should be able to touch yourself, because we all are made from individual cells pressed together, so we are always touching yourself, If that makes sense, so we would instantly turn to gold if that wasn't the case

 

[Fortuna]

Also if you have that ability then you should be able to touch yourself, because we all are made from individual cells pressed together, so we are always touching yourself, If that makes sense, so we would instantly turn to gold if that wasn't the case

Magic doesn't care about that.