What would you do if the above user was at your doorstep?

[Chimperator]

Call the police.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

invite xer for some tea

 

[sodack]

Lock him in the barn and feed him raccoons.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

call the police

 

[sodack]

Lock him in the milk shed and let him fend for himself instead.

 

[NT]

curbstomp

 

[baqqrih]

I'd give him something to eat.

 

[Redditor]

Invite him to my Discord and we can goon to Missed_Paypal gemmies

 

[Steve]

I'd have to invite him inside to use my shower

 

[here_oalgo]

restraining order asap.

 

[SINO]

Buy him a McHappymeal or however the goyslop is offered

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

invite him to eat

 

[SINO]

invite him to eat

Takies, burritos and coca cola?

 

[Yes]

kill him with a axe because clearly the chinese agents have detected my thoughtcrimes and have come to snare me back into their brainwashed masses-filled shithole of a country

 

[Fagon]

Shoot him in the head for being a schizo.

 

[Yes]

Shoot him in the head for being a schizo.

nothing because hagon is a stable member of society o algo

 

[Fortuna]

I don't know. I don't think my parents would let him in.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Why do I always get this guy every time I open these threads? I want a schizo!

 

[Yes]

Oh my god, it's Chris Chan!

 

[Fortuna]

Why do I always get this guy every time I open these threads? I want a schizo!

Sorry.