What would you do if the above user was at your doorstep?

I would ask him to leave.
 
YYOOOOOO STEEEEVE Pleasure to see ya man, but like, the hell are ya doin at my house? And... Woah.. You are WAAYY BLACKER in person, man those bug eyes are creepin me out. Why are you staring at me like that? Do you wanna hang out or somethin?
 
If Fortuna was at my door and before me was a beautiful SISA woman I wouldn't be surprised and would take xher on a data omgsisa
 
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