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No limits on what you can share as long as it doesn't go against the rules of the site. I won't be a selfish little fuck this time and I'll share an embarrassing story.

In middle school, I started getting these boners out of nowhere. I did my best to hide them, often tugging at my pants trying to loosen them to hide my erection. Well, eventually I got one in class while we were all sitting down. With my hand placed on my thigh and my fingers pinching the fabric of my pants near my bulge, I tugged downward attempting to push some fabric over my bulge to hide it. A girl who was Indian saw this and told the all of the girls in the class that I was masturbating in the classroom the same day during lunch. The rest of that entire year all of those girls avoided me the best they could because they thought I was some creep who jerked off in the middle of class. Thank God she didn't tell the teacher, I was too socially inept to explain myself at that time. To this day, I hate Indian women because of that one girl.

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One time in middle school there was a very foul stench. It honestly smelled like something died in the air vents. Everyone noticed it and I pointed to the class retard and said he did it. Every one ran to the other side of the classroom trying to avoid him. The retard sperged out screaming about how he didn't do it chasing us around. I didn't know if he did it or not, but it was funny at the time.
 
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Bobr said:
When I was about 6 or 7, my parents gave me a tablet, and I used it to watch youtube in a little tent that my parents allowed me to have. They took it away in under a few weeks because they caught me singing "smoke weed every day" (even doe I didn't know what weed was). I wasn't able to have my own device until 13 after that

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Nigga I feel horrible for people like you, your story brings out a primal feeling of disgust
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I once got kicked out of a summer camp becuase i said "Bitches love my penis cuz it's really big", my age was a single digit and i got that from a Spongebob YTP.
 
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Soynic Hedgehog said:
When did I say that lol
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You never said that. I made it up.
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XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX said:
I once got kicked out of a summer camp becuase i said "Bitches love my penis cuz it's really big", my age was a single digit and i got that from a Spongebob YTP.
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One time I got in trouble in middle school because I told a girl "Ben dover, Anita pea." I got it from a skydoesminecraft or popularMMOs video where he named two cows that.
 
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Only real story I have is a year ago when I got lost in a forest because I went alone with no light during the night like a retard. I went off-course and too deep into the forest until I was lost, so I was stuck there for like 2 hours falling into bushes, briers and swampy land, getting cuts and shit all over me and ruining my shitty regular clothing I wore coming unprepared trying to find some way out. Eventually I just gave up and sat on a tree stump and talked to myself for like 4 hours until the sun rose, from there I just walked in a straight direction until I hit a forest trail I recognised and walked back to my home. Scary shit at first but it taught me a valuable lesson.
 
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Another: When I was 11 I was so obsessed with Mewtwo that I had the entire script for the first Pokémon movie memorized and would recite it aloud while imagining the scenes in my head. I also only listened to the soundtrack of the movie along with the Pokémon theme song. I had a necklace with a Mewtwo pendant that I would wear with a Pokémon t-shirt and my mom’s raincoat (it was way too big and I thought it looked like a trench coat) (it did not). I would ask my mom “what Pokémon do you think I’m most like?” and I would make her answer Mewtwo. I would look up “how to act like mewtwo” “how to be dark and brooding” “how to be mysterious”. I then tried to act this out by never talking and glaring at people. My mom told me years later she thought I was depressed during that time period because of this. Every night I would imagine floating on a boat with Mewtwo into the sunset to get to sleep. I would print out photos of Mewtwo and tape them to my wall. I made out with my hand and pretended it was Mewtwo a few times. Whenever I met someone new I would make them watch the first 10 minutes that were cut from Mewtwo Strikes Back and get upset when they didn’t want to or didn’t react.
 
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sodack said:
Another: When I was 11 I was so obsessed with Mewtwo that I had the entire script for the first Pokémon movie memorized and would recite it aloud while imagining the scenes in my head. I also only listened to the soundtrack of the movie along with the Pokémon theme song. I had a necklace with a Mewtwo pendant that I would wear with a Pokémon t-shirt and my mom’s raincoat (it was way too big and I thought it looked like a trench coat) (it did not). I would ask my mom “what Pokémon do you think I’m most like?” and I would make her answer Mewtwo. I would look up “how to act like mewtwo” “how to be dark and brooding” “how to be mysterious”. I then tried to act this out by never talking and glaring at people. My mom told me years later she thought I was depressed during that time period because of this. Every night I would imagine floating on a boat with Mewtwo into the sunset to get to sleep. I would print out photos of Mewtwo and tape them to my wall. I made out with my hand and pretended it was Mewtwo a few times. Whenever I met someone new I would make them watch the first 10 minutes that were cut from Mewtwo Strikes Back and get upset when they didn’t want to or didn’t react.
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This was awesome and wholesome until i got to the part where you jerked off
 
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