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No limits on what you can share as long as it doesn't go against the rules of the site. I won't be a selfish little fuck this time and I'll share an embarrassing story.

In middle school, I started getting these boners out of nowhere. I did my best to hide them, often tugging at my pants trying to loosen them to hide my erection. Well, eventually I got one in class while we were all sitting down. With my hand placed on my thigh and my fingers pinching the fabric of my pants near my bulge, I tugged downward attempting to push some fabric over my bulge to hide it. A girl who was Indian saw this and told the all of the girls in the class that I was masturbating in the classroom the same day during lunch. The rest of that entire year all of those girls avoided me the best they could because they thought I was some creep who jerked off in the middle of class. Thank God she didn't tell the teacher, I was too socially inept to explain myself at that time. To this day, I hate Indian women because of that one girl.

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poom said:
My nudes literally just got leaked to my friendgroup.

So if you didn’t see my status, I pretty much was whining about how I miss being single and I broke up with my gf shortly after.
This bitch, before I blocked her screenshotted my dick pic and was blackmailing me with it. Saying shit like
“stay with me or im leaking ts”
“okay block me rn watch what happens”
So I eventually man up and block this psycho bitch. She leaks it to some of my closest friends. And my friends girlfriend aswell.

I hope that shit doesn’t get into anyones hands. Holy shit, I’m genuinely so fucked because it was a video of me jacking off with my face in frame.

I genuinely feel so miserable and I just have dread in my mind, what if my family sees this shit. during this month and a half relationship I saw some red flags but I never really looked too deeply into them. I regret that shit now.
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I used to piss in my back-garden as a kid, typically in the Superman pose, I pissed on everything, from plant-pots to the fence itself, whatever my young mind thought would be efficient to piss on, I'd piss on.
I did it until I was 9 and stopped shortly after either my mam or dad (I forget) told me that a crow would bite my dick off, I then proceeded to piss under my trampoline minutes after being told this but then not secondes later, I freaked the fuck out as a bird just landed across the garden and began waddling toward me.
I pulled up my jocks and legged it inside as fast as I could go, my mam found it hilarious and laughed at me.
I was not laughing.
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When I was super-young around 5ish, I drank around 40ml of soap but at the time I was ultra-retarded and just got Sonic Unleashed for the WII a couple weeks beforehand so I was convinced I was going to become a Werewolf.
I remember doing really fucking stupid yet funny shit like putting my hand on my bath-room mirror and sobbing at the thoughts of having to live in the woods along with pretending to tweak out by shaking my head really fast as if I was going to change any minute
I got over it though once I was called in for my dinner, I forgot about it very very fast.
 
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poom said:
My nudes literally just got leaked to my friendgroup.

So if you didn’t see my status, I pretty much was whining about how I miss being single and I broke up with my gf shortly after.
This bitch, before I blocked her screenshotted my dick pic and was blackmailing me with it. Saying shit like
“stay with me or im leaking ts”
“okay block me rn watch what happens”
So I eventually man up and block this psycho bitch. She leaks it to some of my closest friends. And my friends girlfriend aswell.

I hope that shit doesn’t get into anyones hands. Holy shit, I’m genuinely so fucked because it was a video of me jacking off with my face in frame.

I genuinely feel so miserable and I just have dread in my mind, what if my family sees this shit. during this month and a half relationship I saw some red flags but I never really looked too deeply into them. I regret that shit now.
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FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte said:
I stole a rubber ear toy after I was told I couldn't have it, I regret it to this day and I have never stolen a single thing since. I was around 6 or 7 when this occurred.
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One time i went with my mom to pick out thank you cards and i forgot to put them on the belt and didn't notice until we were leaving. I broke down crying thinking that i got my mom in trouble, but we were literally 10 feet away from the register so it wasn't that deep in the slightest.
Now that i think of it, she kinda went out of her way to make me feel like shit over such a small mistake, which is probably why I didn't steal anything for a few years
 
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