what are you gonna do when its valentines day?

[jerry_blevins]

what are you gonna do when its valentines day?

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

I want to eat her, I DO NOT wanna rape her, I just wanna eat her

So you want to cannibalize her or do you want to vore her?

 

[snuffed]

probably just sleep all day or go for a walk

 

[SoyToon]

So you want to cannibalize her or do you want to vore her?

I just wanna eat her

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

I just wanna eat her

Well then, you're in luck! humans taste like chicken

 

[sodack]

why

It came to me in a vision

this is a fucking awesome idea but i usually spice things up by hitting both of them with my car first and then screaming about incoherent nonsense and then shooting myself

I will take your strategy into account

 

[SoySpotter]

this a10 blonde guy (not an exxageration) walked up to me yesterday in class
<do you think I have a valentine?
>s-sure?
<incorrect
<goes back to doing whatever the fuck he was doing

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

uhhhh...hatredxisters???

 

[_account]

Same thing I do every day. Wake up and thank God he saw fit to give me life, complete my jobs while occasionally scrolling the shlog and booru before going to bed, content that even if I didn't get everything I wanted from the day, I did my best.

 

[jerry_blevins]

this a10 blonde guy (not an exxageration) walked up to me yesterday in class
<do you think I have a valentine?
>s-sure?
<incorrect
<goes back to doing whatever the fuck he was doing

thats weird

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

No

 

[jerry_blevins]

No
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why No

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

why No

I meant nothing geg.

 

[meijak]

Work, go home, shit up 'fe maybe.

 

[basil]

probably going to go gamble unironically

 

[evandoe]

No such thing in Macedonia

 

[jerry_blevins]

probably going to go gamble unironically

Why gamble

 

[1844 or Something]

hitting both of them with my car

Nah, the real strategy is to only kill one of them, THEN blow your head off in front of the survivor so they have to live with it.
Also I usually beat one with a baseball bat instead of my car. More impactful

 

[SunniPQTRIQT]

Throw orange juice at couples

 

[evandoe]

Throw orange juice at couples

 

[Meursault]

Eat out foids*, chuddy!
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not this shitty jak again. kys use female gapejak next time.