what are you gonna do when its valentines day?

Eat a whole heart of chocolates by myself, jerk off alone, cry myself to sleep.

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who and why?
People just mail stuff to me all of the time. I got a Radiohead chord book last July and I still have no idea who sent it. I mean, I like Radiohead, but nobody I can think of knows me for that.

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Change of plans I think I will shoot myself in front of the happiest couple I can find
this is a fucking awesome idea but i usually spice things up by hitting both of them with my car first and then screaming about incoherent nonsense and then shooting myself
 
Masturbate and cry all day to handholding and love tags
 
Holy father in heaven, please give me a Xanax addicted barcode wristed woman who has taken 500000 dicks. Amen.
Cuck mentality
Get yourself billions of dollars
 
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