Rant videogames fucking suck

Soygoy

I will fight for /anthro/
i remember when i was younger i used to play videogames all day but i feel like im losing the will to do so, to be honest.
they're just not fun, they're fucking boring and most of them are these time wasters where you do shit for hours on end like clicking a fucking rock or a tree for like 99 hours just to level up some stupid skill you can't really do anything with. my steam library is just full of games that i never play and am never going to play, like i actually find it hard to really even be a fan of anything anymore and in FNAFs case, i never even played the fucking games i just watched others play them. i used to be really into danganronpa but then i finished it and stopped caring, same with metal gear solid to be honest. although in metal gears case i just binged the entire game series in like a week or something

but now i just don't even have the will to do so, it's like yeah heres silent hill look at how fucking awesome it is do you wanna play it, soygoy?
no

i cant help but look at videogames like a shitty box of toys to play with for like 5 minutes and then get bored of, every game is so incomprehensibly flawed for some reason, like Minecraft, where absolutely nobody knows what they're even supposed to do in that game because there's not really a goal or an objective, like atleast if you pick up mario or something you know you just have to go collect the stars. there used to be a time where if i was bored i could just pick up tf2 or something but i dont even do that anymore because tf2 is boring troonslop, not even by valve's choice, but the amount of trannies sneaking in references in that game is just so utterly insane that i don't wanna support it anymore.

which brings me onto the new games that people are playing, fucking idk baldurs gate 3, whatever, all these new games are like 500 fucking gigabytes and require £1000 graphics cards to run like do you seriously expect i have the money for that shit come on man. do you expect me to have the time even to download your 500 gb game with my 30 mb per second internet? like what are devs even thinking, they expect you to buy a fucking ps5 or some shit that has only like 500 gb of storage space anyways and they expect you to fill the entire drive with only like 1 game? are they retarded?

in conclusion videogames are fucking dumb they take too much time to set up and you get nothing out of it atleast with wii sports its fun for the whole family or something
 
if you had to ask me why im a game developer it's not because i actually like games or playing games at all its more like i just like solving fun puzzles and coding challenges and writing words and seeing the words do things and making like huge contraptions of words that do things, basically like redstone but like better if you think about it. i like developing games but i hate playing them for some reason
 
it's like yeah heres silent hill look at how fucking awesome it is do you wanna play it, soygoy?
no
Does this mean you don’t want me to remind you to play Silent Hill on October 8th?
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Does this mean you don’t want me to remind you to play Silent Hill on October 8th?
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no obviously i want you to remind me about silent hill on october 8th, that is what i tasked you to do (despite the fact im not gonna care)
you can't just not remind me about something, you're supposed to do it whether i want to be reminded or not
like imagine if you made a youtube video about how getting married is good or whatever and then you got a divorce and google just unschedules your video for you
well i mean that would be pretty handy but you get my point
 
if you dont remind me about silent hill on october 8th im just not gonna trust you ever again you said you were gonna do that so like do it please
on october 8th
thank yo
 
also another thing that sucks about videogames is gamers
all they care about is whether big boobs or big ass is in a vidya, time and time again all i see these days is "vidya is good if big boobs and big ass is in it"
like do you fuckers just play videogames to jack off? is that why people like videogames? like at that point why don't you just go to pornhub dude, it's insane.

and then on the other end of the spectrum, devs are trying to shove fucking pronouns and politics into their vidya and i just don't fucking care, nobody fucking cares
 
i remember when i was younger i used to play videogames all day but i feel like im losing the will to do so, to be honest.
they're just not fun, they're fucking boring and most of them are these time wasters where you do shit for hours on end like clicking a fucking rock or a tree for like 99 hours just to level up some stupid skill you can't really do anything with. my steam library is just full of games that i never play and am never going to play, like i actually find it hard to really even be a fan of anything anymore and in FNAFs case, i never even played the fucking games i just watched others play them. i used to be really into danganronpa but then i finished it and stopped caring, same with metal gear solid to be honest. although in metal gears case i just binged the entire game series in like a week or something

but now i just don't even have the will to do so, it's like yeah heres silent hill look at how fucking awesome it is do you wanna play it, soygoy?
no

i cant help but look at videogames like a shitty box of toys to play with for like 5 minutes and then get bored of, every game is so incomprehensibly flawed for some reason, like Minecraft, where absolutely nobody knows what they're even supposed to do in that game because there's not really a goal or an objective, like atleast if you pick up mario or something you know you just have to go collect the stars. there used to be a time where if i was bored i could just pick up tf2 or something but i dont even do that anymore because tf2 is boring troonslop, not even by valve's choice, but the amount of trannies sneaking in references in that game is just so utterly insane that i don't wanna support it anymore.

which brings me onto the new games that people are playing, fucking idk baldurs gate 3, whatever, all these new games are like 500 fucking gigabytes and require £1000 graphics cards to run like do you seriously expect i have the money for that shit come on man. do you expect me to have the time even to download your 500 gb game with my 30 mb per second internet? like what are devs even thinking, they expect you to buy a fucking ps5 or some shit that has only like 500 gb of storage space anyways and they expect you to fill the entire drive with only like 1 game? are they retarded?

in conclusion videogames are fucking dumb they take too much time to set up and you get nothing out of it atleast with wii sports its fun for the whole family or something
some trvth in your near-video essay but you come across as a faggot
>AAAAAAAAA MY PRONOUNS IN GAME AHHHHH MUH TRANNIES
obsessed
 
this is why I don’t play video games, it’s an addiction, I am now going to promptly shill Jurassic World: the Game as the best video game to ever exist.
 
i remember when i was younger i used to play videogames all day but i feel like im losing the will to do so, to be honest.
they're just not fun, they're fucking boring and most of them are these time wasters where you do shit for hours on end like clicking a fucking rock or a tree for like 99 hours just to level up some stupid skill you can't really do anything with. my steam library is just full of games that i never play and am never going to play, like i actually find it hard to really even be a fan of anything anymore and in FNAFs case, i never even played the fucking games i just watched others play them. i used to be really into danganronpa but then i finished it and stopped caring, same with metal gear solid to be honest. although in metal gears case i just binged the entire game series in like a week or something
I only really play multiplayer games now tbh, if I do play a singleplayer game I usually get bored and uninstall it again after putting in a few hours.
 
I read all of it, i don't play games much but i still love them
I really like Carmageddon 2, demo derby game where you can run over people and animals, and they are 3D models of people and animals so limbs can get ripped off of them, cars can even split in half too with the real-time crash physics.
 
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