Two truths and a lie

1. I had over 70,000 karma on Reddit before my account got banned
2. I have never used a porn site
3. I joined during the Soot era
 
you guys rlly think i’m autistic?? i just have special interests
I mean yeah, you've been larping as this character for months now, and it takes more then dedication to pretend to be a different person for 5 months straight.
 
1. i joined shary when i was 14
2. i write esoteric kino novels in my freetime
3. i threw rocks at a homeless person off a bridge once
 
what character?
basil
Nah it's 3 since I'm a Kvz-era midfag from late 2022. I obsessively posted on r/teenagers from 2018-2020 and I thought porn sites were weird so I just used my imagination and Instagram pics.
I thought it was a red herring for a second but I remembered the loli pfps so I thought you HAD to have gone to like /b/ or rule34 at some point, assuming you're being honest of course.
 
basil

I thought it was a red herring for a second but I remembered the loli pfps so I thought you HAD to have gone to like /b/ or rule34 at some point, assuming you're being honest of course.
wtf do you mean basil it’s just me like the 22 yr old guy that’s me the other guy like the one who censored stuff that’s like someone else okay
 
I will now tell two truths and one lie about myself instead:

1. I have IDs from China.
2. I have more than 1000 hours on HOI4.
3. I have 40 empty cans of monster energy in my garage.
 
You can't run away from the truth, Shlomoman
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