tried (((monster))) again

[HWABAG]

Energy drinks are bad for you faggots, you should instead:
1. have a decent sleep schedule so you don't need to rely on stimulants like soylennials and 'muh cawfee'
2. Drink water
3. If that isn't enough get something like a vitamin water, just AVOID CAFFEINE AND SUGAR.
4. Do all of this or Bill Gates will steal your neuralink at midnight.

Even doe Peat says caffine is le good.

 

[Namefag]

Juice monsters are aryan evendoe tranny colors, energy drinks are horrible for you doebeit

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Redbull is better than monster in terms of taste, but it's been weeks since I last drank one. I'd rather not drink any energy drinks at all

 

[Wise Sage]

the white one this time
tastes like nigger shit tbh

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At least you didn't drink the "ultra violet" swill. If I were to describe the horrid aftertaste of monster ultra violet, it is like the worst aspects of the feeling of being tickled got turned into a flavour. Never again. I swear the archons put the loosh they extracted from tickling Spyro in their deep underground base into monster ultra violet as an FRV depressant.

All schizo-rambling aside, if you're going to drink monster energy, the coffee and tea ones are the best, as is mango loco.

Though, it's healthier to drink real coffee and tea.