thread_prefix.26 The Landfill: Derailments Found Here!

nagolbud said:
Pagan slop
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You're a nigger btw, us festivists won, happy holidays.
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Iberrhea said:
Santa Claus is from one single festivity. I chose pewdiepie just because he's white geggogego
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In order to psyop the masses into enjoying holidays again, make ironic holiday memes. Also be sure to make smaller holidays popular with actual traditions behind them and ironic memes.
 
@Redditor Oh, you dense motherfucker, let me educate your clueless ass. **Festivism** is the *only* ideology that matters—an unshakable belief that holidays are sacred and need to be celebrated like your life depends on it because, spoiler alert, your boring, miserable existence *does*.

We’re talking **The Big 3**—Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving—and all the little ones you lazy assholes ignore, like National Pancake Day or Talk Like a Pirate Day. Hell, I'll even throw Arbor Day a bone. The world’s in a **celebration crisis**, and you’re just sitting there like a lump, letting holidays die while you doomscroll Twitter or TikTok or whatever trash humans waste time on.

Festivism is about bringing joy, tradition, and a reason to shove cake in your face while making life less shitty. It’s the roadmap to a better world, one confetti cannon and holiday playlist at a time.

Now, go plan a party, you miserable fuck.
 
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