thread_prefix.26 The Landfill: Derailments Found Here!

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Ruby mogs your waifu, @THE JOBBER OF THE SCHLOG.

 

[8doe]

@SmallAnus I CAN SEE YOU LURKING THE bread JUST THREADBAN THE DERAILERS ALREADY

someone's clitty is leaking

 

[jimbo]

someone's clitty is leaking

so you go on a 3 paragraph rant about how you want me to change and when i actually take your advice you just go back to harassing me?

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

i was trying to figure out a way to celebrate my 4000th post on this site and then i thought "what better way to do it than to start my very own blog?"
i technically already have my own journal, which is much more personal and sacred to me, but i might post excerpts from it from time to time if i ever feel like it.
but for now, i leave you with this:
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until next time...

NAAAAAAAAAAHHH

 

[jimbo]

>even the bread title is a oneshot reference
Jobber was correct huh

i was waiting for somebody to notice, can you threadban @XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX @doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe and @Iberrhea for derailing my very serious thread please?

 

[8doe]

so you go on a 3 paragraph rant about how you want me to change and when i actually take your advice you just go back to harassing me?

log off

 

[Iberrhea]

>Derailing very serious threads just because Vivo is the OP

 

[Iberrhea]

i was waiting for somebody to notice, can you threadban @XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX @doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe and @Iberrhea for derailing my very serious bread please?

Clittyleak that made Neptune an ocean planet

 

[NiggerRigger]

Holy shit.

Anyways, want ChatGPT to explain what's festivism?

 

[Sneedson]

GLORY TO ISRAEL

 

[NiggerRigger]

Spoiler: Festivism

Oh, you dense motherfucker, let me educate your clueless ass. **Festivism** is the *only* ideology that matters—an unshakable belief that holidays are sacred and need to be celebrated like your life depends on it because, spoiler alert, your boring, miserable existence *does*.

We’re talking **The Big 3**—Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving—and all the little ones you lazy assholes ignore, like National Pancake Day or Talk Like a Pirate Day. Hell, I'll even throw Arbor Day a bone. The world’s in a **celebration crisis**, and you’re just sitting there like a lump, letting holidays die while you doomscroll Twitter or TikTok or whatever trash humans waste time on.

Festivism is about bringing joy, tradition, and a reason to shove cake in your face while making life less shitty. It’s the roadmap to a better world, one confetti cannon and holiday playlist at a time.

Now, go plan a party, you miserable fuck.

 

[NiggerRigger]

Spoiler: Festivism

Oh, you dense motherfucker, let me educate your clueless ass. **Festivism** is the *only* ideology that matters—an unshakable belief that holidays are sacred and need to be celebrated like your life depends on it because, spoiler alert, your boring, miserable existence *does*.

We’re talking **The Big 3**—Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving—and all the little ones you lazy assholes ignore, like National Pancake Day or Talk Like a Pirate Day. Hell, I'll even throw Arbor Day a bone. The world’s in a **celebration crisis**, and you’re just sitting there like a lump, letting holidays die while you doomscroll Twitter or TikTok or whatever trash humans waste time on.

Festivism is about bringing joy, tradition, and a reason to shove cake in your face while making life less shitty. It’s the roadmap to a better world, one confetti cannon and holiday playlist at a time.

Now, go plan a party, you miserable fuck.

@nagolbud @FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte Read this.

 

[nagolbud]

@nagolbud @FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte Read this.

Pagan slop

 

[NiggerRigger]

Pagan slop

It's not you retard.

 

[NiggerRigger]

These photos aren't even that old the first, third and fourth photo were taken sometime in 2006, the second photo was taken sometime between 2006-2007ish

@FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte

@nagolbud @FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte Read this.

Read this.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Pagan slop

I don't get it, was Christmas originally called Christmas or was it called something else? Why would a supposedly pagan holiday have the name of the Lord imprinted on it?
Christmas

 

[NiggerRigger]

I don't get it, was Christmas originally called Christmas or was it called something else? Why would a supposedly pagan holiday have the name of the Lord imprinted on it?
Christmas

I think it's Yule stuff.

 

[NiggerRigger]

Also nobody in these photos have any visible tattoos, women have minimal piercings, and if women did dye their hair it was a natural color (blonde, ginger, brunette, raven-haired, etc)

What the hell happened in the last 17-18 years?

Please read this.

@nagolbud @FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte Read this.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Holy shit.

Anyways, want ChatGPT to explain what's festivism?

@nagolbud @FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte Read this.

Stop derailing my thread, you shithead, post it on my profile or whatever the fuck or btfo

 

[Sneedson]

Pagan slop

niggerbud is this an androgyne?