Keyed Soy Music Parody thread

[Intro]
To be your blondie girl, webby webby girl
And with me, this love be forever yours
A-cha-cha, lovely girl, virtual hoochie girl
A-chiki-chiki, hot blondie girl
I love the cyber world!
So you'll be my webby blondie girl?

Gonna make one for this trooncore song, I saw it on that one 'fe troon radfem video
Found this already
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>TO BE A JARTYCUCK
>REALLY OBSESSED CUCK
>ESL TRANNY FNF COOMER
>A CHILDREN LOVING CUCK
>TBP HAVING CUCK
>A SHITSKIN SHITSKIN 'CORD USING CUCK
>hey soytan…
>are you online?

<please go away.
>is it a good time to chat?
<stop making alts, its not funny
>then stop banning me.
>you'll be my e-kitten! ^_^

<who are you again?
>i'm jartycuck.
<you won't be mine. jartycuck.
[GAY INSTRUMENTAL PART STARTS]
>i love gooning to kids!
<you will never be white, jartycuck.
[MORE GAY INSTRUMENTAL SHIT]
>SOYTAN TONIGHT
>I WASTED LITERS OF JIZZ, ON YOUR PICS
>OH MY OH MY
>I'LL BE DANCING THROUGH THE NIGHT, TORNADO

<I know I know, you're mindbroken
<I don't I don't, want to be around you
<I know I know, you are not white
<Won't be a girl too

>TO BE A JARTYCUCK
>REALLY OBSESSED CUCK
>ESL TRANNY FNF COOMER
>A CHILDREN LOVING CUCK
>TBP HAVING CUCK
>SO OBSESSED IT'S CRAZY, 'P FOLDER IS READY
>BE A JARTYCUCK
>REALLY OBSESSED CUCK
>WEF SIMP WHO WILL EAT THE BUGS
>TO SPAM 'P EVERYWHERE IN THE AIR
>A SHITSKIN SHITSKIN 'CORD USING CUCK

[GAY INSTRUMENTAL BREAK PART III]
>i'm jartycuck
[YET ANOTHER GAY INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]
>SOYTAN TONIGHT
>YOU'LL GET MY NUDE PICS, SURPRISE, TOMORROW
>YOU WILL BE MINE
>SEND NUDES TO A PEDOPHILE, A GROOMER

<I know I know, you're mindbroken
<I don't I don't, want to be around you
<I know I know, you are not white
<Won't be a girl too

>TO BE A JARTYCUCK
>REALLY OBSESSED CUCK
>ESL TRANNY FNF COOMER
>A CHILDREN LOVING CUCK
>TBP HAVING CUCK
>SO OBSESSED IT'S CRAZY, 'P FOLDER IS READY
>BE A JARTYCUCK
>REALLY OBSESSED CUCK
>WEF SIMP WHO WILL EAT THE BUGS
>TO SPAM 'P EVERYWHERE IN THE AIR
>A SHITSKIN SHITSKIN 'CORD USING CUCK

[ONE MORE GAY INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]
>hey soytan…
>are you online?

<please go away.
>is it a good time to chat?
<stop making alts, its not funny
>then stop banning me.
>you'll be my e-kitten! ^_^

<who are you again?
>i'm jartycuck.
<you won't be mine. jartycuck.
>TO BE A JARTYCUCK
>REALLY OBSESSED CUCK
>ESL TRANNY FNF COOMER
>A CHILDREN LOVING CUCK
>TBP HAVING CUCK
>SO OBSESSED IT'S CRAZY, 'P FOLDER IS READY
>BE A JARTYCUCK
>REALLY OBSESSED CUCK
>WEF SIMP WHO WILL EAT THE BUGS
>TO SPAM 'P EVERYWHERE IN THE AIR
>A SHITSKIN SHITSKIN 'CORD USING CUCK
>TO BE A JARTYCUCK
>REALLY OBSESSED CUCK
>ESL TRANNY FNF COOMER
>A CHILDREN LOVING CUCK
>TBP HAVING CUCK
>SO OBSESSED IT'S CRAZY, 'P FOLDER IS READY
>BE A JARTYCUCK
>REALLY OBSESSED CUCK
>WEF SIMP WHO WILL EAT THE BUGS
>TO SPAM 'P EVERYWHERE IN THE AIR
>A SHITSKIN SHITSKIN 'CORD USING CUCK
>i love gooning to ki-ACK
 
Heh I wrote that
Can’t really post proof as I wrote it on a library computer but here’s some slightly updated lyrics
>TO BE A JARTYCUCK
>REALLY OBSESSED CUCK
>ESL TRANNY FNF COOMER
>A CHILDREN LOVING CUCK
>TBP HAVING CUCK
>A SHITSKIN SHITSKIN 'CORD USING CUCK
>hey soytan…
>are you online?

<please go away.
>is it a good time to chat?
<stop evading my blocks, its not funny
>then stop blocking me.
>you'll be my e-kitten! ^_^

<who are you again?
>i'm jartycuck.
<you won't be mine. jartycuck.
[GAY INSTRUMENTAL PART STARTS]
>i love gooning to kids!
<you will never be white, jartycuck.
[MORE GAY INSTRUMENTAL SHIT]
>SOYTAN TONIGHT
>I WASTED LITERS OF JIZZ, ON YOUR PICS
>OH MY OH MY
>I'LL BE DANCING THROUGH THE NIGHT, TORNADO

<I know I know, you're mindbroken
<I don't I don't, want to be around you
<I know I know, you are not white
<Won't be a girl too

>TO BE A JARTYCUCK
>REALLY OBSESSED CUCK
>ESL TRANNY FNF COOMER
>A CHILDREN LOVING CUCK
>TBP HAVING CUCK
>SO OBSESSED IT'S CRAZY, 'P FOLDER IS READY
>BE A JARTYCUCK
>’LITA GOONING CUCK
>WEF SIMP WHO WILL EAT THE BUGS
>TO SPAM 'P EVERYWHERE IN THE AIR
>A SHITSKIN SHITSKIN 'CORD USING CUCK

[GAY INSTRUMENTAL BREAK PART III]
>i'm jartycuck
[YET ANOTHER GAY INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]
>SOYTAN TONIGHT
>YOU'LL GET MY NUDE PICS, SURPRISE, TOMORROW
>YOU WILL BE MINE
>SEND NUDES TO A PEDOPHILE, A GROOMER

<I know I know, you're mindbroken
<I don't I don't, want to be around you
<I know I know, you are not white
<Won't be a girl too

>TO BE A JARTYCUCK
>REALLY OBSESSED CUCK
>ESL TRANNY FNF COOMER
>A CHILDREN LOVING CUCK
>TBP HAVING CUCK
>SO OBSESSED IT'S CRAZY, 'P FOLDER IS READY
>BE A JARTYCUCK
>’LITA GOONING CUCK
>WEF SIMP WHO WILL EAT THE BUGS
>TO SPAM 'P EVERYWHERE IN THE AIR
>A SHITSKIN SHITSKIN 'CORD USING CUCK

[ONE MORE GAY INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]
>hey soytan…
>are you online?

<please go away.
>is it a good time to chat?
<stop evading my blocks, its not funny
>then stop blocking me.
>you'll be my e-kitten! ^_^

<who are you again?
>i'm jartycuck.
<you won't be mine. jartycuck.
>TO BE A JARTYCUCK
>REALLY OBSESSED CUCK
>ESL TRANNY FNF COOMER
>A CHILDREN LOVING CUCK
>TBP HAVING CUCK
>SO OBSESSED IT'S CRAZY, 'P FOLDER IS READY
>BE A JARTYCUCK
>’LITA GOONING CUCK
>WEF SIMP WHO WILL EAT THE BUGS
>TO SPAM 'P EVERYWHERE IN THE AIR
>A SHITSKIN SHITSKIN 'CORD USING CUCK
>TO BE A JARTYCUCK
>REALLY OBSESSED CUCK
>ESL TRANNY FNF COOMER
>A CHILDREN LOVING CUCK
>TBP HAVING CUCK
>SO OBSESSED IT'S CRAZY, 'P FOLDER IS READY
>BE A JARTYCUCK
>’LITA GOONING CUCK
>WEF SIMP WHO WILL EAT THE BUGS
>TO SPAM 'P EVERYWHERE IN THE AIR
>A SHITSKIN SHITSKIN 'CORD USING CUCK
>i love gooning to ki-ACK
 
When the people ask thee,
When the people ask thee,
When the people ask thee,
"Does Kuzzy live still?"

You can reply to them,
You can reply to them,
You can reply to them,
"Yes, he lives still."

He is no Floridan,
and he is not a "Carter"
He is Yuri Kuznets,
of the Russian Republic!

He is no Floridan,
and he is not a "Carter"
He is Yuri Kuznets,
of the Russian Republic!

On the board of soyjaks,
On the board of soyjaks,
On the board of soyjaks,
Hang the Owner Froot!

Let him spout his nonsense,
Let him spout his nonsense,
Let him spout his nonsense,
Hang him good and tight!

Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
We are not any pedos, we are just Kuzists!

Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
We are not any pedos, we are just Kuzists!

Ready our swords for war,
Ready our swords for war,
Ready our swords for war,
To paint Froot red!

Pull that dirty Nudev,
Pull that dirty Nudev,
Pull that dirty Nudev,
Out the Admin's Bed!

Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
We are not any pedos, we are just Kuzists!

Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
We are not any pedos, we are just Kuzists!

Admin's blood must trickle,
Admin's blood must trickle,
Admin's blood must trickle,
Trickle? No, overflow!

And from it, he comes back
And from it, he comes back
And from it he comes back
Our great admin, Kuz!

Yes, for one long year,
The lies have lasted!
To death with them, the dogs,
Of the FDL 'cord!

Yes, for one long year,
The lies have lasted!
To death with them, the dogs,
Of the FDL 'cord!

A very shitty cover of this German march
 
When the people ask thee,
When the people ask thee,
When the people ask thee,
"Does Kuzzy live still?"

You can reply to them,
You can reply to them,
You can reply to them,
"Yes, he lives still."

He is no Floridan,
and he is not a "Carter"
He is Yuri Kuznets,
of the Russian Republic!

He is no Floridan,
and he is not a "Carter"
He is Yuri Kuznets,
of the Russian Republic!

On the board of soyjaks,
On the board of soyjaks,
On the board of soyjaks,
Hang the Owner Froot!

Let him spout his nonsense,
Let him spout his nonsense,
Let him spout his nonsense,
Hang him good and tight!

Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
We are not any pedos, we are just Kuzists!

Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
We are not any pedos, we are just Kuzists!

Ready our swords for war,
Ready our swords for war,
Ready our swords for war,
To paint Froot red!

Pull that dirty Nudev,
Pull that dirty Nudev,
Pull that dirty Nudev,
Out the Admin's Bed!

Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
We are not any pedos, we are just Kuzists!

Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
Truly, for one whole year, Frooty's lies have lasted!
We are not any pedos, we are just Kuzists!

Admin's blood must trickle,
Admin's blood must trickle,
Admin's blood must trickle,
Trickle? No, overflow!

And from it, he comes back
And from it, he comes back
And from it he comes back
Our great admin, Kuz!

Yes, for one long year,
The lies have lasted!
To death with them, the dogs,
Of the FDL 'cord!

Yes, for one long year,
The lies have lasted!
To death with them, the dogs,
Of the FDL 'cord!

A very shitty cover of this German march

2005 : Kuznetsov
2023 : Kuznetsov
3023 : Kuznetsov
5000 : Kuznetsov
10000 : Kuznetsov
Forever : Kuznetsov
No matter what year it is Kuznetsov will always be a legend ❤️ ❤️

Repost this in 15 threads to show your support for kuzya
[wholesome]
 
Make some shlog-based music, we have to show that we have a place too, sharty has them (every parody) and the 'ru too (jartycuck songs)
 
not soy but idk where to post this

"america's a land of dreams and good times"
the reality is, it's weak and riddled with crime
land of the free
land of reality tv
burgers and sweets
niggers and pajeets
uncle sam, tell me who i am
under the shoe of a hook-nosed jew?
columbine, 9/11
angry kids, building number 7
i stand for the flag
they stand for the fags
hand over my heart
they shart in walmart
i can't deal with this dumb shit anymore
niggas getting killed, people shooting up stores
going to a megachurch in my ford
while my son shaves his legs on discord
my wife is fat, her skin has rolls
all-you-can-eat, she picks up some bowls
 
Also not soy but idk where to put this either
Based on Peroxide by Ecco2K, the original is about coping about being mixed so I decided to make it a TND anthem

(True vril)
At the bus stop, ki-killing nogs (Nig-nig-nig-nig, nig-nig-nigger)
They’re all scared of me, I don’t care at all (Oh my Fauci, fuck you)
Everywhere I go, they look at me wrong (Nigger, what the fuck are you looking at)
Every Jew wants me dead, gotta stay strong (Trust, trust, trust, trust me, we’re all gonna make it)

Niggers are so vile, niggers are so dumb
They would all be gone but Lincoln got shot
You’ll be scared of me when I kill you all
Total nigger death will start
Don’t come around me, you will be shot
Chop off your body parts (chop, chop, chop)
Chop his head, make his family watch

(Nig-nig-nig-nig, nig-nig-nig-nig, nig-nig-nigger, nig-nig-nigger)
At the bus stop, ki-killing nogs
They’re all scared of me, I don’t care at all
(Nig-nig-nig-nig, nig-nig-nig-nig, nig-nig-nigger, nig-nig-nigger)
(True vril)

At the bus stop, ki-killing nogs (Nig-nig-nig-nig, nig-nig-nigger)
They’re all scared of me, I don’t care at all (Oh my Fauci, fuck you)
Everywhere I go, they look at me wrong (Nigger, what the fuck are you looking at)
Every Jew wants me dead, gotta stay strong (Trust, trust, trust, trust me, we’re all gonna make it)

Niggers are so vile, niggers are so dumb
They would all be gone but Lincoln got shot
You’ll be scared of me when I kill you all
Total nigger death will start
Don’t come around me, you will be shot
Chop off your body parts (chop, chop, chop)
Chop his head, make his family watch (Trust, trust, trust, trust me, we’re all gonna make it)

At the bus stop, ki-killing nogs
They’re all scared of me, I don’t care at all
(Nig-nig-nig-nig, nig-nig-nig-nig, nig-nig-nigger, nig-nig-nigger)
(I’m not afraid of what they’ll try to do to me first…true vril)
 
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