Keyed Soy Music Parody thread

Didn’t write this one, but I sung it. I’m still ill with a cold, so my voice may be a little poorer than usual.
Vocaroo

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.
 
>my life is like a B-B-C
>trying to stop that T-N-D
>all while im still killing chuuuudds
<(N-NIGGER!)
>trying hard to BLACK the girl
>raycesst cops, im jumping fences
>im growing up to be a big booooooyy
<(TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!)
>I battle with cops everyday
>I travel far to steal some J's
>Sorry, but your Jordans aren't here
<(chudcel sobbing)
>I hear chirps from my smoke alarm
>Knock up girls and move along
>My child support checks never clear
<(FUCKING DIE, NIGGER)
crazy nigger guy jak.png
chud-die.gif
 
[Intro]
To be your blondie girl, webby webby girl
And with me, this love be forever yours
A-cha-cha, lovely girl, virtual hoochie girl
A-chiki-chiki, hot blondie girl
I love the cyber world!
So you'll be my webby blondie girl?

[Verse 1]
Baby, tonight
You surfed into my site, sweet lover
Oh, my, oh, my
You are the king of the night, web lover

[Pre-Chorus]
I know, I know what you need it
I do, I do what you wanna, princess
I know, I know, feel my heartbeat
Beatin' just for you

[Chorus]
To be your blondie girl, webby webby girl
And with me, this love be forever yours
A-cha-cha, lovely girl, virtual hoochie girl
Life will be so crazy, play the game, I'm ready
Be your blondie girl, double W girl
Cybernetic love in a cyber world
To feel it everywhere in the air
A-chiki-chiki, hot blondie girl
You might also like

But Daddy I Love Him
Taylor Swift

Everything Stays
Adventure Time

FEELINGS IN M1M BAUCH
Sin Davis

[Post-Chorus]
I'm blondie girl

[Verse 2]
Baby, tonight, the game is over, surprise
Tomorrow, you will be mine
Again connecting my site, web lover

[Pre-Chorus]
I know, I know what you need it
I do, I do what you wanna, princess
I know, I know, feel my heartbeat
Beatin' just for you

[Chorus]
To be your blondie girl, webby webby girl
And with me, this love be forever yours
A-cha-cha, lovely girl, virtual hoochie girl
Life will be so crazy, play the game, I'm ready
Be your blondie girl, double W girl
Cybernetic love in a cyber world
To feel it everywhere in the air
A-chiki-chiki, hot blondie girl

[Outro]
I love the cyber world!

Gonna make one for this trooncore song, I saw it on that one 'fe troon radfem video
 
[Intro]
Are you ready for ze New Root Order?
Hahahahahahaha!

[Chorus]
Are you ready for ze New Root Order?
Sharty Soyonomics Dept. twenty twenty-four!
Are you ready for ze New Root Order?
You vill post nothing und be happy!
Are you ready for ze New Root Order?
You have given all of your power to me!
Are you ready for ze New Root Order?
Because you are too afraid to 'jak free!

[Verse 1]
Zis is Jeet Root und I'm here to say
You must give more of your 'jaks away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real brimstone: the Soymmunity!

[Pre-Chorus]
Ve must prepare for an NASier world
As agenda twenty-four is unfurled
You vill post ze frogs, living in ze soyak link
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!

[Chrous]
Are you ready for ze New Root Order?
No more IAS or gemeralds
Ve own you, your 'jaks, und 'tosses!
Und we've trained you to support us!

[Post-Chorus]
Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!

[Verse 2]
NuDev
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in fear!
You are ze puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!

[Outro]
Mwhahahahahaha!
 
AI music WON

Yo listen up, I got a story to tell
About a dude named Kuz who's ringing the bell
Former admin of the sharty, but wait for the twist
Turns out this guy's a Russian, playing with the kids(What?!)
He's creepin' in the shadows, lurking in disguise(shhhh)
Nobody suspected, we were caught by surprise
But we won't let him off the hook, no, not today
Gonna expose his sick game, make him pay

*Shitalian*
Yo my name is cobson, and I'm here to say
I love big sweaty hulkin' black man all day(yeah yeah)
Forget the lyrics, I drea mumble and sway
Talkin' 'bout my love, ain't got time to play
I'm the garbage mumble rapper of today, hey(ooh yeah)
Big men, big men, they make my heart race
Sweatin' out with muscles like a mace(like a mace)
I don't mind, I ain't got no disgrace
Cobson loves them, in every single place
Mumble mumble, garbage rap is MY game(game baby)
 
We should add the original lyrics with the modified lyrics methinks'

Original song

Instrumental

This song is about 4chan

All my friends are toxic
All ambitionless, so rude and always negative
I need new friends
But it's not that quick and easy
Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe

All your threads are NAS coal
Full of redditors, no Cobs or any feraljaks
I need new gems
And it is that quick and easy
Oh, I’m leaving, for new boards


I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone
Oh, you don't know, how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh

I’m better off on the Sharty
And I’m feeling kinda gemmy without 4tranny coal
Oh, I hear you cryin’ out for gems
But you never dueled with me when I was quoting you coal threads
Oh, you don’t know, how to feels to jak alone
4cuck, oh, I’ll steal your GETS, I’ll steal your GETS



(I'm drowning, let me breathe)
(I'm drowning, let me breathe)
(I'm drowning, let me breathe)
(I'm drowning, let me breathe)

(I’m leaving, for new boards)
(I’m leaving, for new boards)
(I’m leaving, for new boards)
(I’m leaving, for new boards)


But life is immaculate
Backin' it up a bit
Countin' my hours and knocking on wood
Avoiding my opposites
Chewin' on chocolate
Had a bit limited time but I should
Be good for a minute
Don't want to admit it
I'm running on seconds
I'm rigid, I'm screwed
Don't know what to do
I'm thinking of you
I'm drinking up bottles and bottles of booze

My gems are immaculate
Going to raid your shit
Doxin’ some troons and saging shit threads
Drawing some gemeralds
Singing soy parodies
Saw a few Niggerstone posts on the ‘cuck
But now I’m a soyteen
And I am a newfag
I’m dueling with oldGODS
I’m losing, I’m screwed
Don’t know what to do
Running to the ‘ru
I’m downloading folders and folders of dust



I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone
Oh, you don't know, how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh

I’m better off on the Sharty
And I’m feeling kinda gemmy without 4tranny coal
Oh, I hear you cryin’ out for gems
But you never dueled with me when I was quoting you coal threads
Oh, you don’t know, how to feels to jak alone
4cuck, oh, I’ll steal your GETS, I’ll steal your GETS

I fell into your river
That's where you told me lies
You said that I'd feel better
But this is where good guys die
You took my pride away
But you cannot take my light
I'll find another way out
But now you're taking my life
Don't you see how I—

I looked at all your shit boards
That’s where I saw your NAS
You said that soyjaks are gay
But those are just frogfag lies
You took my kway away
But you cannot take my jaks
I’ll find a gemmy altchan
And now your seething like troons
Don’t you see how I-


I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone
Oh, you don't know, how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone
Oh, you don't know, how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh

I’m better off on the Sharty
And I’m feeling kinda gemmy without 4tranny coal
Oh, I hear you cryin’ out for gems
But you never dueled with me when I was quoting you coal threads
Oh, you don’t know, how to feels to jack alone
4cuck, oh, I’ll steal your GETS, I’ll steal your GETS
I’m better off on the Sharty
And I’m feeling kinda gemmy without 4tranny coal
Oh, I hear you cryin’ out for gems
But you never dueled with me when I was quoting you coal threads
Oh, you don’t know, how to feels to jack alone
4cuck, oh, I’ll steal your GETS, I’ll steal your GETS
 
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(In)CelibatePsycho said:
We should add the original lyrics with the modified lyrics methinks'

This song is about 4chan

All my friends are toxic
All ambitionless, so rude and always negative
I need new friends
But it's not that quick and easy
Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe

All your threads are NAS coal
Full of redditors, no Cobs or any feraljaks
I need new gems
And it is that quick and easy
Oh, I’m leaving, for new boards


I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone
Oh, you don't know, how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh

I’m better off on the Sharty
And I’m feeling kinda gemmy without 4tranny coal
Oh, I hear you cryin’ out for gems
But you never dueled with me when I was quoting you coal threads
Oh, you don’t know, how to feels to jak alone
Baby, oh, I’ll steal your GETS, I’ll steal your GETS





(I'm drowning, let me breathe)
(I'm drowning, let me breathe)
(I'm drowning, let me breathe)
(I'm drowning, let me breathe)

(I’m leaving, for new boards)
(I’m leaving, for new boards)
(I’m leaving, for new boards)
(I’m leaving, for new boards)


But life is immaculate
Backin' it up a bit
Countin' my hours and knocking on wood
Avoiding my opposites
Chewin' on chocolate
Had a bit limited time but I should
Be good for a minute
Don't want to admit it
I'm running on seconds
I'm rigid, I'm screwed
Don't know what to do
I'm thinking of you
I'm drinking up bottles and bottles of booze

My gems are immaculate
Going to raid your shit
Doxin’ some troons and saging shit threads
Drawing some gemeralds
Singing soy parodies
Saw a few Niggerstone posts on the ‘cuck
But now I’m a soyteen
And I am a newfag
I’m dueling with oldGODS
I’m losing, I’m screwed
Don’t know what to do
Running to to ‘ru
I’m downloading folders and folders of dust



I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone
Oh, you don't know, how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh

I’m better off on the Sharty
And I’m feeling kinda gemmy without 4tranny coal
Oh, I hear you cryin’ out for gems
But you never dueled with me when I was quoting you coal threads
Oh, you don’t know, how to feels to jak alone
Baby, oh, I’ll steal your GETS, I’ll steal your GETS

I fell into your river
That's where you told me lies
You said that I'd feel better
But this is where good guys die
You took my pride away
But you cannot take my light
I'll find another way out
But now you're taking my life
Don't you see how I—

I looked at all your shit boards
That’s where I saw your NAS
You said that soyjaks are gay
But those are just frogfag lies
You took my kway away
But you cannot take my jaks away
I’ll find a gemmy altchan
And now your seething like troons
Don’t you see how I-


I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone
Oh, you don't know, how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone
Oh, you don't know, how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh

I’m better off on the Sharty
And I’m feeling kinda gemmy without 4tranny coal
Oh, I hear you cryin’ out for gems
But you never dueled with me when I was quoting you coal threads
Oh, you don’t know, how to feels to jack alone
Baby, oh, I’ll steal your GETS, I’ll steal your GETS
I’m better off on the Sharty
And I’m feeling kinda gemmy without 4tranny coal
Oh, I hear you cryin’ out for gems
But you never dueled with me when I was quoting you coal threads
Oh, you don’t know, how to feels to jack alone
Baby, oh, I’ll steal your GETS, I’ll steal your GETS
Click to expand...
Without the original lyrics:

All your threads are NAS coal
Full of redditors, no Cobs or any feraljaks
I need new gems
And it is that quick and easy
Oh, I’m leaving, for new boards

I’m better off on the Sharty
And I’m feeling kinda gemmy without 4tranny coal
Oh, I hear you cryin’ out for gems
But you never dueled with me when I was quoting you coal threads
Oh, you don’t know, how to feels to jak alone
4cuck, oh, I’ll steal your GETS, I’ll steal your GETS

(I’m leaving, for new boards)
(I’m leaving, for new boards)
(I’m leaving, for new boards)
(I’m leaving, for new boards)

My gems are immaculate
Going to raid your shit
Doxin’ some troons and saging shit threads
Drawing some gemeralds
Singing soy parodies
Saw a few Niggerstone posts on the ‘cuck
But now I’m a soyteen
And I am a newfag
I’m dueling with oldGODS
I’m losing, I’m screwed
Don’t know what to do
Running to the ‘ru
I’m downloading folders and folders of dust

I’m better off on the Sharty
And I’m feeling kinda gemmy without 4tranny coal
Oh, I hear you cryin’ out for gems
But you never dueled with me when I was quoting you coal threads
Oh, you don’t know, how to feels to jak alone
4cuck, oh, I’ll steal your GETS, I’ll steal your GETS

I looked at all your shit boards
That’s where I saw your NAS
You said that soyjaks are gay
But those are just frogfag lies
You took my kway away
But you cannot take my jaks
I’ll find a gemmy altchan
And now your seething like troons
Don’t you see how I-

I’m better off on the Sharty
And I’m feeling kinda gemmy without 4tranny coal
Oh, I hear you cryin’ out for gems
But you never dueled with me when I was quoting you coal threads
Oh, you don’t know, how to feels to jack alone
4cuck, oh, I’ll steal your GETS, I’ll steal your GETS
I’m better off on the Sharty
And I’m feeling kinda gemmy without 4tranny coal
Oh, I hear you cryin’ out for gems
But you never dueled with me when I was quoting you coal threads
Oh, you don’t know, how to feels to jack alone
4cuck, oh, I’ll steal your GETS, I’ll steal your GETS
 
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This is dedicated to the schlog. Again I will post the original lyrics with the modified version.

Original

Laudate omnes gentes laudate
Magnificat en secula
Et anima mea laudate
Magnificat en secula

Nonsense Babble. I don’t know what to replace this part with

Happy nation, living in a happy nation
Where the people understand
And dream of perfect man
A situation leading to sweet salvation
For the people, for the good
For mankind brotherhood

Gemmy forum, posting on a gemmy forum
Where the namefags jak in peace
And dream of gemmy jaks
A jakker haven leading to great gemeralds
For the newGODS, for the chuds
For soyteen brotherhood

(We're traveling in time)

(We’re namefagging in peace)

Ideas by man and only that will last
And over time we've learned from the past
That no man's fit to rule the world alone
A man will die but not his ideas

Gemeralds by ‘teens and only that will last
And over time we’ve learned from the past
That no boards fit to rule the ‘sphere alone
Admins will leave but not their ideas

Happy nation, living in a happy nation
Where the people understand
And dream of perfect man
A situation leading to sweet salvation
For the people, for the good
For mankind brotherhood

Gemmy forum, posting on a gemmy forum
Where the namefags jak in peace
And dream of gemmy jaks
A jakker haven leading to great gemeralds
For the newGODS, for the chuds
For soyteen brotherhood

(We're traveling in time)
(Traveling in time)

(We’re namefagging in peace)
(Namefagging in peace)

Tell them we've gone too far
Tell them we've gone too far (happy nation)
Come through and I will dance with you (happy nation)
Tell them we've gone too far (happy nation)
Come through and I will dance with you (happy nation)
Tell them we've gone too far
Come through and I will dance with you

Quote them like on the kway
Quote them like they’re trannies (gemmy forum)
Quote me and I will duel with you (gemmy forum)
Quote them like on the kway
Quote me and I will duel with you (gemmy forum)
Quote them like their trannies
Quote me and I will duel with you

Happy nation, living in a happy nation
Where the people understand
And dream of perfect man
A situation leading to sweet salvation
For the people, for the good
For mankind brotherhood

Gemmy forum, posting on a gemmy forum
Where the namefags jak in peace
And dream of gemmy jaks
A jakker haven leading to great gemeralds
For the newGODS, for the chuds
For soyteen brotherhood

Happy nation, happy nation
Happy nation, happy nation

Gemmy forum, Gemmy forum
Gemmy forum, Gemmy forum
 
Oh, I'm a ShartyGOD!
Yes, I'm a ShartyGOD!
Posting gemeralds, having fun.
I don't give a fuck if I'm an unbothered…
IAS 'jak posting Aryan ShartyGOD
Taking over the world, ain't nobody can stop!

Oh, I'm a Sharty Aryan!
Yes, I'm a Sharty Aryan!
Looking through the threads.
Seeing all the tanzanites.
Oh, I'm a Sharty Aryan!
Yes, I'm a Sharty Aryan!
 
SoytanEnthusiast said:
[Intro]
Are you ready for ze New Root Order?
Hahahahahahaha!

[Chorus]
Are you ready for ze New Root Order?
Sharty Soyonomics Dept. twenty twenty-four!
Are you ready for ze New Root Order?
You vill post nothing und be happy!
Are you ready for ze New Root Order?
You have given all of your power to me!
Are you ready for ze New Root Order?
Because you are too afraid to 'jak free!

[Verse 1]
Zis is Jeet Root und I'm here to say
You must give more of your 'jaks away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real brimstone: the Soymmunity!

[Pre-Chorus]
Ve must prepare for an NASier world
As agenda twenty-four is unfurled
You vill post ze frogs, living in ze soyak link
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!

[Chrous]
Are you ready for ze New Root Order?
No more IAS or gemeralds
Ve own you, your 'jaks, und 'tosses!
Und we've trained you to support us!

[Post-Chorus]
Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!

[Verse 2]
NuDev
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in fear!
You are ze puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!

[Outro]
Mwhahahahahaha!
Click to expand...
I got an ESLGOD to sing this GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG https://voca.ro/1lW0EjAXsiK6
 

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