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There’s plenty of autists here and no good place to talk about the ‘nic so here’s one. Talk about all things Sonic here, the games, the comics, the movies and TV shows, the people behind it, whatever.
Here’s like 3 seconds of Sunset Heights in Shadow Generations that got revealed yesterday. I like the way this level looks more than how it did in Forces, but I really wish they just stuck to games from before Sonic Generations. We also haven’t seen a level from Shadow’s own game which is odd, I’m predicting that there will be two more stages, Black Comet and Asteroid Coaster from Sonic Colors, and then we’ll get Digital Circuit or Prison Island from Shadow
 
Here’s like 3 seconds of Sunset Heights in Shadow Generations that got revealed yesterday.
Holy shit, they really couldn't have picked a lazier level to add, Sunset Heights, I'm slowly starting to regret pre-ordering the Digital Deluxe Edition.
Why the fuck is SEGA seemingly allergic to not re-using assets for more than two seconds, they've been doing this shit for Generations. (badum-tsss)

I pray to God we get something cool like Sky Troops from Shadow 05 and I also hope Ian doesn't shit all over the original Generations story as he's currently set to re-write it.
Can't wait for the IDW OC name-drop during a cut-scenes, just so IDWTroons on xitter can clap their hands like seals over how "in-character" and "canon" IDW is.
"Oh my GAIA tails! Whisper would love it here in Planet Wisp with all these wisps going around, gotta Juice and Jam, cya little bro who's stuck in mischaracterization hell!!!"
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Why the fuck is SEGA seemingly allergic to not re-using assets for more than two seconds, they've been doing this shit for Generations. (badum-tsss)
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At the very least it seems they made new assets for Sunset Heights, I don't think there were any huge sewer sections in Forces. Dunno why they wanted to make Chaos Island from fucking Frontiers a level thoughever
 
is Sonic Mania worth completing?
Worth completing?
Yes.
Worth replaying?
No.

Sonic Mania, for all of it's fun gameplay and level design, just is not replayable in the slightest.
I recommend doing one run as Sonic and Tails normally followed by another run in Encore Mode, after that call it quits.
Take this from a guy who has ran through Mania on multiple devices over multiple years.
 
At the very least it seems they made new assets for Sunset Heights, I don't think there were any huge sewer sections in Forces.
I have to admit at-least they made something new, but I swear I've seen those textures and those tube lights in Forces before but I could be wrong.
Also there was similar "sliding on water" sections from Aqua Road in Forces.
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Maybe these were re-used from this in Forces?
Dunno why they wanted to make Chaos Island from fucking Frontiers a level thoughever
Classic SEGA time crunch, they most likely want to cram as much into Shadow Generations as possible and there's no better way of cramming more in quicker, then just re-using old assets with some slight touch-ups.
 
The last two are classics, I remember watching the parkour one around the time Sonic Lost World was announced (and lamenting I was a normal child who owned an Xbox 360 and not a special needs one who was saving up for a Wii U)
Even doe the Wii U was the white mans console.
Mine is still collecting dust in my cupboard.
I played the ever loving shit out of the Sonic Lost World eShop demo.
 
In today’s Sonic news, obsessed Japanese faggots have been seething over people, god forbid, fan translating a manga about a character no one cares about in Japan to a language that people who care about said character can understand!
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You can read this manga here, but honestly I wouldn’t even bother, this is quite a shit retelling of Shadow’s backstory (for whatever reason, Black Doom is now implied to be the mastermind of Maria’s death? Fucking why like what even is the point, it makes the story so much weaker) and frankly I wouldn’t mind if it gets axed
 
In today’s Sonic news, obsessed Japanese faggots have been seething over people, god forbid, fan translating a manga about a character no one cares about in Japan to a language that people who care about said character can understand!
>NOO.... RU CANNOT REED SONIKKU MANGA GAIJIN PIG STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP, YOU RILL READ IDW AMERICA PIG COMIC NOW NOW NOW!!
It's all so tiresome..
You can read this manga here, but honestly I wouldn’t even bother, this is quite a shit retelling of Shadow’s backstory.
I gave this a read when it came out after some folks over on /sthg/ starting moaning about the mischaracterization, what a nothing burger of a manga.
The art carried it so hard and to be quite frank the new "lore" just makes the whole story feel weaker as you said yourself.
SEGA needs to get their shit together as fast and effective as possible, especially in the translating and story department, I'm still holding out hope for the upcoming Shadow Generations Animation/Game along with Movie 3 albeit but wow, this manga missed the mark on certain aspects where it should've hit it dead centre.
 
>NOO.... RU CANNOT REED SONIKKU MANGA GAIJIN PIG STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP, YOU RILL READ IDW AMERICA PIG COMIC NOW NOW NOW!!
Exactly, Japfags should honestly stfu and know their place, this isn’t even an issue of “Oh, some unwell troons are trying to hijack a normal Japanese franchise”, Sonic has always done better in America, the games were initially being sold on consoles that had no market share in Japan, a good portion of the games were made in America or in some cases by whitey themselves, and even to this day the games have always done poorly in Japan. If you don’t like it, just go play another game, simple as that
Also, I will never read a single issue of the IDW comic as long as I live, I don’t know much about it but what I do know is that there’s a retarded dyke couple in it, there’s a scene where Sonic convinces Zavok to walk away from a fight like in Twilight or an episode of Steven Universe, and that the soyboy known as Ian Flynn keeps trying to force his OCs into the mainline canon, none of those things being good.
We must apologize…

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Exactly, Japfags should honestly stfu and know their place, this isn’t even an issue of “Oh, some unwell troons are trying to hijack a normal Japanese franchise”
Holy fucking TRVKE.
Jap-Purists are the reason this franchise has been stuck in a permanent state of unmoving story wise.

These people love to go around flaunting about “muh shonen” and “muh sovl” like paid shills, gathering around on different sites for the sole purpose sucking off Sega of Japan, the same Sega of Japan that decided to move away from said shonen concepts and story-beats while leading the franchise as a whole into a state of safe, bland stories that have most kids pointing and laughing at them.
And God forbid someone mention Archie or SatAM around these types (oddly enough, a lot of JapPurists like AoSTH for some reason) as they’ll have a meltie so catastrophic, it causes another split in the mountain of splits between JapPurists and SoA fans.

I genuinely wonder where this franchise would be now if these types fucked off to another franchise in the 90s, for all I know we could’ve gotten Sonic Wonders of the World, Richard Kuta’ Sonic Movie, Sonic Mars with the original SatAM-esque story and hit issue 300 of Archie by now.

Despite this, gone are the days of Sega Sydney, an entire amusement park being given strong SatAM branding due to the raw popularity alone that’s for sure.

Sonic has always done better in America, the games were initially being sold on consoles that had no market share in Japan, a good portion of the games were made in America or in some cases by whitey themselves, and even to this day the games have always done poorly in Japan.
The fact that this is common-knowledge yet SEGA of Japan ignores it is so braindead from every aspect from the business side to the consumer side.
SEGA has most likely wasted millions on trying to push Sonic in Japan through advertising alone.
Nearly all of the Classic sonic games considered to be of good quality all originate from Sega of America, or at least a subsidiary like the Sega Technical Institute yet despite all this SOJ continues to march ahead leading this franchise into obscurity thanks to lessening the strangle hold SoA use to have over the brand.
Also, I will never read a single issue of the IDW comic as long as I live, I don’t know much about it but what I do know is that there’s a retarded dyke couple in it, there’s a scene where Sonic convinces Zavok to walk away from a fight like in Twilight or an episode of Steven Universe, and that the soyboy known as Ian Flynn keeps trying to force his OCs into the mainline canon, none of those things being good.
You’re better off ignoring IDW as a whole.
I gave it a shot two years ago and couldn’t stand it at all, there’s a reason why IDW is so popular around that side of the franchise (“muh gender affirming, pronoun respecting sonic comic, thanks Evan Stanley for making me feel heckin seen and noticed!!!!”)
The writing is god awful, the story flip-flops between nothing burger and table scraps of plot, the characters are all based on Ian and Evan Stanley’s HEADCANONs instead of the actual source material and worst of all, it just is not fun to read at all.
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Thanks to the aforementioned points, the entire comic feels like a bunch of Dragon Ball Z filler episodes back to back with no real story progression and by God is a tough to sit through.

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TL;DR
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