Sharty /sisa/ - Post sisas

[Yiaagwababy or whatever]

bro i deadass just watched a nigga fuck a toilet wtf

On skibidi bruh?

 

[лисиця]

I didn't even watch the video wtf you homo?

 

[Hagon]

Spoiler: aryan beast inside, mortal eyes must not witness for they will surely perish

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Skibidi sigma on the right

 

[Sagehardt]

I remember watching madness combat on newgrounds when I was a kid but outside of that I never got the hype, that shit is still popular among turboautists?

fnfpedo made a mod about it and it resurfaced around 2021

 

[SmallAnus]

Fuck... How is it possible for one woman to be sexy? The subtle rise and fall of her soft, perky chest. Her happy "fuck me" eyes. It all comes together in a cacophony of pure sex. You just know she's listening to some bee smut too. The idea of her pleasuring herself to such content is... Tantalizing to say the least. Don't you agree?

To say nothing of the smell she accumulated through years of being a bee. How often do you think she cleans her pollen off? Wait! Don't answer.... Ahh.... I just imagined the smell. My hands running through her yellow and black fur. Her black antennae... Fuck.... I'm sorry.

Why did this read like a DonutHole post?

 

[Soygoy]

Why did this read like a DonutHole post?

Me and DonutHole are close friends o algo

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

It's easy. Autists are deprived of socialization and human connection, so first of all, make a female character, then give them really big eyes, fluffy or frizzy hair, make them commonly express their emotions using things like love hearts or emojis or flowers around their face so that all autists can correctly identify what's happening in a given image (black scribbles and sad face equals sadness or confusion etc) then attach animalistic parts or anthropomorphic parts of some kind to the character. This is because autists don't really like other humans but they attach really well with animals or inanimate objects, so creating SISAs would basically just be:

Cute short girl with curves maybe, big eyes, love heart eyes and hey make her an anthropomorphic pencil or a television robot or a catgirl o algo. Autists eat that shit up because only people like us can enjoy that shit. I'm tired though, it's 5 am so I have no idea if my scientific analysis is correct or not, but I feel like I genuinely have something going for some of that explanation, autists have trouble with connecting with humans, so the goal is to make humans more READABLE and more honest, more kind, easier to look at.

Real women are not like that at all, they're mysterious, you can never tell what they're thinking, but these SISAs wear their thoughts on their face practically. Anthropomorphization also has a lot to do with it, like a robot or an anthropomorphic bee or some shit, I don't know why but it always does and the only reason I can think of is that autists like to pull from what they know best, a pet loves you unconditionally, so only if women acted like dogs or cats o algo.

Unfortunately the only woman who will ever love you unconditionally in your life is your mother, but that didn't stop Chris Chan, I suppose.
Point being, you don't wanna end up like Chris Chan.

Right on the nose kek. This is why spergs love tranime too. The women are more expressive and easier to read. Nuautismcacas cant read minds OH NONONONONOONO KEEEEK!

 

[Yiaagwababy or whatever]

Why did this read like a DonutHole post?

I don't care if this is for a joke, the fact these words were written means you should kill yourself.

 

[SmallAnus]

I don't care if this is for a joke, the fact these words were written means you should kill yourself.
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>he doesn't know

 

[Soygoy]

I didn't even watch the video wtf you homo?

im not gonna lie that video was straight up hilarious it was the right combination of incomprehensibility and absurdity that my brain can't help but laugh.
its the fucking dutch japanese girl from ongezellig saying some random niggerbabble while theres some guy sliding his dick in and out of a toilet like wtf
honestly i can just imagine how much it probably hurts for the nigg

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

I remember watching madness combat on newgrounds when I was a kid but outside of that I never got the hype, that shit is still popular among turboautists?

Still has a cult following yes.

 

[Yiaagwababy or whatever]

>he doesn't know
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This is hilarious.

 

[Alextremo2TheMax]

>he doesn't know
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single-handedly saved the white race

 

[Soygoy]

>he doesn't know
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This was one of DonutHole's larps albeit. Maybe he's in a larp right now? I don't really know.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Spoiler: aryan beast inside, mortal eyes must not witness for they will surely perish

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Nsfw isn't allowed delete it before jannies see it!

 

[лисиця]

im not gonna lie that video was straight up hilarious it was the right combination of incomprehensibility and absurdity that my brain can't help but laugh.
its the fucking dutch japanese girl from ongezellig saying some random niggerbabble while theres some guy sliding his dick in and out of a toilet like wtf
honestly i can just imagine how much it probably hurts for the nigg

why haven't you started using tiktok already?

 

[SmallAnus]

why haven't you started using tiktok already?

Oh no no nonon no no no no you're gonna ruin him

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

im not gonna lie that video was straight up hilarious it was the right combination of incomprehensibility and absurdity that my brain can't help but laugh.
its the fucking dutch japanese girl from ongezellig saying some random niggerbabble while theres some guy sliding his dick in and out of a toilet like wtf
honestly i can just imagine how much it probably hurts for the nigg

Its not niggerbabble its unironic ironic humiliation porn of them having to fuck a toilet because they are a retard who can't get women, and the actual porn part for them is their cartoon waifu making fun of them and laughing at them for being a toiletfucker loser faggot.

 

[Soygoy]

why haven't you started using tiktok already?

Oh no no nonon no no no no you're gonna ruin him

I briefly considered it today after realizing that I could get like 1000 cute ferret videos streamed directly into my brain at the click of a button, but I don't wanna use TikTok, it's a normie app used by phone fags and I'd rather have people slowly spoonfeed me my content rather than just stay addicted 24/7 mindlessly scrolling, it gives me time to do sidequests you know, rather than be hooked up to the skibidi kai cenat goon chamber o algo. Jokes aside, TikTok is really just a useless app where it's only women dancing and nothing else, idk why you'd wanna use it. I go on there and its just ugly women dancing. Ew.

 

[Soygoy]

Its not niggerbabble its unironic ironic humiliation porn of them having to fuck a toilet because they are a retard who can't get women, and the actual porn part for them is their cartoon waifu making fun of them and laughing at them for being a toiletfucker loser faggot.

im ngl that just makes it funnier geg