Sharty /sisa/ - Post sisas

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Soygoy said:
what is an ovipositor?

My feelings for SISAs are not sexual, but I am inclined to make a BEE BEE C joke.
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When bees are submerged in water their penis grows. This is because they usually drown and want to release as much cum as possible in hopes of impregnating a female before they die. This is because bees usually die after sex anyway.So 2 bees in water would have a combined massive cock that could not only impregnate many female bees but even a white female human
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Alextremo2TheMax said:
When bees are submerged in water their penis grows. This is because they usually drown and want to release as much cum as possible in hopes of impregnating a female before they die. This is because bees usually die after sex anyway.So 2 bees in water would have a combined massive cock that could not only impregnate many female bees but even a white female human
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I would just ban you right fucking now if I could I have never read something so retarded bfore in my entire life.
 
Soygoy said:
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This god damn bee is unironically so cute. I don't even care about her curves. Her fuzzy yellow face, her big black eyes, her wide smile, her hair and those 2 cute antennas, my god, she really is a certified SISA
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I swear there is some formula for troonslop sisas that autistic retards like us latch onto in large groups. It happens too much and its always the same theme of media they come from.
Slvt4BIBISI said:
I’m assuming your the one behind those on /soy/?
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No, thats @Hamas_2
 
Soynic Hedgehog said:
I swear there is some formula for troonslop sisas that autistic retards like us latch onto in large groups. It happens too much and its always the same theme of media they come from.
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It's easy. Autists are deprived of socialization and human connection, so first of all, make a female character, then give them really big eyes, fluffy or frizzy hair, make them commonly express their emotions using things like love hearts or emojis or flowers around their face so that all autists can correctly identify what's happening in a given image (black scribbles and sad face equals sadness or confusion etc) then attach animalistic parts or anthropomorphic parts of some kind to the character. This is because autists don't really like other humans but they attach really well with animals or inanimate objects, so creating SISAs would basically just be:

Cute short girl with curves maybe, big eyes, love heart eyes and hey make her an anthropomorphic pencil or a television robot or a catgirl o algo. Autists eat that shit up because only people like us can enjoy that shit. I'm tired though, it's 5 am so I have no idea if my scientific analysis is correct or not, but I feel like I genuinely have something going for some of that explanation, autists have trouble with connecting with humans, so the goal is to make humans more READABLE and more honest, more kind, easier to look at.

Real women are not like that at all, they're mysterious, you can never tell what they're thinking, but these SISAs wear their thoughts on their face practically. Anthropomorphization also has a lot to do with it, like a robot or an anthropomorphic bee or some shit, I don't know why but it always does and the only reason I can think of is that autists like to pull from what they know best, a pet loves you unconditionally, so only if women acted like dogs or cats o algo.

Unfortunately the only woman who will ever love you unconditionally in your life is your mother, but that didn't stop Chris Chan, I suppose.
Point being, you don't wanna end up like Chris Chan.
 
Soygoy said:
what is an ovipositor?

My feelings for SISAs are not sexual, but I am inclined to make a BEE BEE C joke.
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Ovipositor is a tube that comes out of a insect's abdomen. It is used to inject eggs into whatever substrate that species lays them in. Cricket females have a long ovipositor they use to inject eggs into the ground or under food, which I have seen firsthand. I don't think insects are internally fertilized via the ovipositor though as that would make no sense so that guy is making shit up. Also bee ovipositors are repurposed into stingers. So every time a bee stings you its violating you with it's tranny pseudopenis, maybe that's why they rip their guts out and kill themselves once the stinger is in you kek
 
Soygoy said:
It's easy. Autists are deprived of socialization and human connection, so first of all, make a female character, then give them really big eyes, fluffy or frizzy hair, make them commonly express their emotions using things like love hearts or emojis or flowers around their face so that all autists can correctly identify what's happening in a given image (black scribbles and sad face equals sadness or confusion etc) then attach animalistic parts or anthropomorphic parts of some kind to the character. This is because autists don't really like other humans but they attach really well with animals or inanimate objects, so creating SISAs would basically just be:

Cute short girl with curves maybe, big eyes, love heart eyes and hey make her an anthropomorphic pencil or a television robot or a catgirl o algo. Autists eat that shit up because only people like us can enjoy that shit. I'm tired though, it's 5 am so I have no idea if my scientific analysis is correct or not, but I feel like I genuinely have something going for some of that explanation, autists have trouble with connecting with humans, so the goal is to make humans more READABLE and more honest, more kind, easier to look at.

Real women are not like that at all, they're mysterious, you can never tell what they're thinking, but these SISAs wear their thoughts on their face practically. Anthropomorphization also has a lot to do with it, like a robot or an anthropomorphic bee or some shit, I don't know why but it always does and the only reason I can think of is that autists like to pull from what they know best, a pet loves you unconditionally, so only if women acted like dogs or cats o algo.

Unfortunately the only woman who will ever love you unconditionally in your life is your mother, but that didn't stop Chris Chan, I suppose.
Point being, you don't wanna end up like Chris Chan.
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Also I find that autists identify better with cartoon people than actual people because cartoon people are emotionally more understandable o algo and real empathy and oxytocin is some weird neurotypical voodoo magic.
Soynic Hedgehog said:
Also bee ovipositors are repurposed into stingers. So every time a bee stings you its violating you with it's tranny pseudopenis, maybe that's why they rip their guts out and kill themselves once the stinger is in you kek
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