Schloggers go hiking

[KingofTheRing]

Donald, Kingofthering and Greg gang up on the pony faggot, savagely eviscerate xim, and throw his remains in the river.

This.
If this is to happen, we'll all have to be in the same location doe.

 

[Anon_Humor]

Due to a set of unknown circumstances and very lucky coincidences, nearly all users of soyjak.blog are on a hike in Ohionigger National Park in Burundi.
However, although the breathtaking natural environment is very /calm/ing and beautiful saaar, there are rumours of cryptids like the "Shitogre" and the "Brapsilsaurus Rapes" which inhabit the area and fill it with ESL braps

What will you do on the hike, what will happen?

brap

 

[Flawless Sparklemoon]

Donald, Kingofthering and Greg gang up on the pony faggot, savagely eviscarate xim, and throw his remains in the river.

I would protect myself with a magic shield and blow you all up with 3 magic blasts

 

[Donald McDonald]

I would protect myself with a magic shield and blow you all up with 3 magic blasts

You don't control this story.

 

[Flawless Sparklemoon]

You don't control this story.

Okay

 

[fake soygoy]

I don't care what happens on this hike I'm getting some mare booty
I'll get up in her face and be like "oh yeah is that where you want it?" and she'll be all like "no, your it's too big"
Oh yeah come here fucker AUGHHH YEAH bring it on RRRRRAAAAAHJHHJGHHH

 

[fake soygoy]

@Flawless Sparklemoon

 

[Flawless Sparklemoon]

@Flawless Sparklemoon

You can't rape me

 

[fake soygoy]

You can't rape me

Girls are very naive anyways according to biology and neuroscience. Getting consent is a piece of cake if you can dominate. That is all what girls crave for. This is enough scientific proof that consent is anti-scientific.
Just let me... get my.... . . ...little tiny........ RGGGGGGGHHHHHH you make me so flustured....

 

[Flawless Sparklemoon]

Girls are very naive anyways according to biology and neuroscience. Getting consent is a piece of cake if you can dominate. That is all what girls crave for. This is enough scientific proof that consent is anti-scientific.
Just let me... get my.... . . ...little tiny........ RGGGGGGGHHHHHH you make me so flustured....

I would explode you with a magic blast

 

[SINO]

Unfortunately I will be busy with a lot of irl stuff until mid-late november, I will continue writing whenever I have time but I'm getting really burnt out by offline affairs at the moment.

 

[Sagehardt]

make it so I rape a bear somewhere in this story/rp of yours

 

[Fortuna]

I don't care what happens on this hike I'm getting some mare booty
I'll get up in her face and be like "oh yeah is that where you want it?" and she'll be all like "no, your it's too big"
Oh yeah come here fucker AUGHHH YEAH bring it on RRRRRAAAAAHJHHJGHHH

Girls are very naive anyways according to biology and neuroscience. Getting consent is a piece of cake if you can dominate. That is all what girls crave for. This is enough scientific proof that consent is anti-scientific.
Just let me... get my.... . . ...little tiny........ RGGGGGGGHHHHHH you make me so flustured....

 

[Sagehardt]

Girls are very naive anyways according to biology and neuroscience. Getting consent is a piece of cake if you can dominate. That is all what girls crave for. This is enough scientific proof that consent is anti-scientific.
Just let me... get my.... . . ...little tiny........ RGGGGGGGHHHHHH you make me so flustured....

women are just so pure and rapable

 

[Fortuna]

women are just so pure and rapable

Pornsick.

 

[Sagehardt]

Pornsick.

sneed

 

[Itransheartblox]

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