Schloggers go hiking

SINO

SINO

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Due to a set of unknown circumstances and very lucky coincidences, nearly all users of soyjak.blog are on a hike in Ohionigger National Park in Burundi.
However, although the breathtaking natural environment is very /calm/ing and beautiful saaar, there are rumours of cryptids like the "Shitogre" and the "Brapsilsaurus Rapes" which inhabit the area and fill it with ESL braps

What will you do on the hike, what will happen?
 
SINO said:
Due to a set of unknown circumstances and very lucky coincidences, nearly all users of soyjak.blog are on a hike in Ohionigger National Park in Burundi.
However, although the breathtaking natural environment is very /calm/ing and beautiful saaar, there are rumours of cryptids like the "Shitogre" and the "Brapsilsaurus Rapes" which inhabit the area and fill it with ESL braps

What will you do on the hike, what will happen?
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Begin the hike I suppose, what does everyone have on hand though?
 
SINO said:
Due to a set of unknown circumstances and very lucky coincidences, nearly all users of soyjak.blog are on a hike in Ohionigger National Park in Burundi.
However, although the breathtaking natural environment is very /calm/ing and beautiful saaar, there are rumours of cryptids like the "Shitogre" and the "Brapsilsaurus Rapes" which inhabit the area and fill it with ESL braps

What will you do on the hike, what will happen?
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Create a harem of schlog women after killing most of the moids
 
KingofTheRing said:
Begin the hike I suppose, what does everyone have on hand though?
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Fake20Dollarbill said:
Create a harem of schlog women after killing most of the moids
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Chairman said:
Get @Sagehardt's BBC dildo and use it to scare the beasts.
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Every schlogger gets off the bus station at Ohionigger National Park, the view is truely breathtaking as many africanx xisters amongst the group are struggling to breathe.

With around two-three days worth of food, water and equipment for hiking in Burundi's environment, everyone has around three days maximum to witness Ohionigger National Park's beautiful scenery and interact with the local indigenous residents (shitskin jartycucks).

To the West there is the lake of George along with Jartycuck City, to the North there is a winding mountain trail to Mt Niggerhead, and to the East there is the forest of Ackro with a river winding through.

However, before any hiking begins, Fake20Dollarbill attempts to kill all the male schloggers with a TBP dildo to save xis heckin valid tranx xisters, but to his dismay, he is disarmed and punched by Xiuhcoyotl who zaps him with esoteric Aztec takis magic.

Chairman shouts "ALLAHU AKBAR, DIE FAGGOT INFIDEL NIGGER LOVER!" and kicks Sagedhardt's testicles, grabbing Sage's TBP dildo that fell out of his hiking pack and immediately placing it in his own hiking pack.
 
SINO said:
Every schlogger gets off the bus station at Ohionigger National Park, the view is truely breathtaking as many africanx xisters amongst the group are struggling to breathe.

With around two-three days worth of food, water and equipment for hiking in Burundi's environment, everyone has around three days maximum to witness Ohionigger National Park's beautiful scenery and interact with the local indigenous residents (shitskin jartycucks).

To the West there is the lake of George along with Jartycuck City, to the North there is a winding mountain trail to Mt Niggerhead, and to the East there is the forest of Ackro with a river winding through.

However, before any hiking begins, Fake20Dollarbill attempts to kill all the male schloggers with a TBP dildo to save xis heckin valid tranx xisters, but to his dismay, he is disarmed and punched by Xiuhcoyotl who zaps him with esoteric Aztec takis magic.

Chairman shouts "ALLAHU AKBAR, DIE FAGGOT INFIDEL NIGGER LOVER!" and kicks Sagedhardt's testicles, grabbing Sage's TBP dildo that fell out of his hiking pack and immediately placing it in his own hiking pack.
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I'll head East with whoever else is going, but before going I'll have a look around the bus station, just in-case there's anything on the ground or hidden away worth taking with.
 
SINO said:
Due to a set of unknown circumstances and very lucky coincidences, nearly all users of soyjak.blog are on a hike in Ohionigger National Park in Burundi.
However, although the breathtaking natural environment is very /calm/ing and beautiful saaar, there are rumours of cryptids like the "Shitogre" and the "Brapsilsaurus Rapes" which inhabit the area and fill it with ESL braps

What will you do on the hike, what will happen?
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I’ll go the direction no one else is going and will try to hunt for the cryptids
 
KingofTheRing said:
I'll head East with whoever else is going, but before going I'll have a look around the bus station, just in-case there's anything on the ground or hidden away worth taking with.
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KingofTheRing looks around the bus station, it's an old dilated shack surrounded by nothing but bushes and patches of sand, however, upon closer inspection, something seems to be glowing in the bush.
 
greg said:
I’ll go the direction no one else is going and will try to hunt for the cryptids
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Greg decides to go neither North, East or West, instead turning South to visit the town of Coaloni to hunt for local cryptids, entering the town, he is hit by the stench of death as he walks pasts the gates made of rubbish and p shaped steel frames.

However, before he can find any cryptids and rape and kill them, a shit-brown man wearing a black and blue short sleeve shirt is rapidly approaching him.
 
SINO said:
Greg decides to go neither North, East or West, instead turning South to visit the town of Coaloni to hunt for local cryptids, entering the town, he is hit by the stench of death as he walks pasts the gates made of rubbish and p shaped steel frames.

However, before he can find any cryptids and rape and kill them, a shit-brown man wearing a black and blue short sleeve shirt is rapidly approaching him.
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I continue walking, until I hear sounds that alert that someone is behind me, which then, I turn around to see what might’ve been following me
 
SINO said:
KingofTheRing looks around the bus station, it's an old dilated shack surrounded by nothing but bushes and patches of sand, however, upon closer inspection, something seems to be glowing in the bush.
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That's a fucking fed trying to kill me, I pick up the closest rock and throw it into the bush before proceeding forward.
 
greg said:
I continue walking, until I hear sounds that alert that someone is behind me, which then, I turn around to see what might’ve been following me
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KingofTheRing said:
That's a fucking fed trying to kill me, I pick up the closest rock and throw it into the bush before proceeding forward.
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KingofTheRing immediately recognises the neon-green glow as the signature aura of a federal agent glownigger, picking up a rock, he throws it into the bush.

"OWWWW SHIEEET MANGGG I DINDU NUFFIN YOU RASSIS ASS CRACKKKKAAAA!!" the glownigger screams, climbing out of the bush, he points his browning m1911 pistol at KingofTheRing.

(THE SCHLOGGERS ARE NOW IN DANGER OF BEING KILLED BY A SHITSKIN GLOWNIGGER!)

Greg ignores the shitskin black nigger and continues on his journey until he hears "SAAAR SAAAR SAAAAR", turning around, he is greeted by the infamous 'p merchant of Burundi, Connor Howard of South Carolina.
As the dumbfounded Greg stands in horror, Connor Howard opens his briefcase filled with the brimmiest, blackest vantablack niggercoal and asks: "Hello saaar, would you like some P?"

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SINO said:
KingofTheRing immediately recognises the neon-green glow as the signature aura of a federal agent glownigger, picking up a rock, he throws it into the bush.

"OWWWW SHIEEET MANGGG I DINDU NUFFIN YOU RASSIS ASS CRACKKKKAAAA!!" the glownigger screams, climbing out of the bush, he points his browning m1911 pistol at KingofTheRing.

(THE SCHLOGGERS ARE NOW IN DANGER OF BEING KILLED BY A SHITSKIN GLOWNIGGER!)

Greg ignores the shitskin black nigger and continues on his journey until he hears "SAAAR SAAAR SAAAAR", turning around, he is greeted by the infamous 'p merchant of Burundi, Connor Howard of South Carolina.
As the dumbfounded Greg stands in horror, Connor Howard opens his briefcase filled with the brimmiest, blackest vantablack niggercoal and asks: "Hello saaar, would you like some P?"

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I'm whipping out my cock and raping him
 
SINO said:
KingofTheRing immediately recognises the neon-green glow as the signature aura of a federal agent glownigger, picking up a rock, he throws it into the bush.

"OWWWW SHIEEET MANGGG I DINDU NUFFIN YOU RASSIS ASS CRACKKKKAAAA!!" the glownigger screams, climbing out of the bush, he points his browning m1911 pistol at KingofTheRing.

(THE SCHLOGGERS ARE NOW IN DANGER OF BEING KILLED BY A SHITSKIN GLOWNIGGER!)

Greg ignores the shitskin black nigger and continues on his journey until he hears "SAAAR SAAAR SAAAAR", turning around, he is greeted by the infamous 'p merchant of Burundi, Connor Howard of South Carolina.
As the dumbfounded Greg stands in horror, Connor Howard opens his briefcase filled with the brimmiest, blackest vantablack niggercoal and asks: "Hello saaar, would you like some P?"

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Run away into the woods, regardless of the path I just run as fast as I can go until he either fades off into the distance or catches me.
 
SINO said:
KingofTheRing immediately recognises the neon-green glow as the signature aura of a federal agent glownigger, picking up a rock, he throws it into the bush.

"OWWWW SHIEEET MANGGG I DINDU NUFFIN YOU RASSIS ASS CRACKKKKAAAA!!" the glownigger screams, climbing out of the bush, he points his browning m1911 pistol at KingofTheRing.

(THE SCHLOGGERS ARE NOW IN DANGER OF BEING KILLED BY A SHITSKIN GLOWNIGGER!)

Greg ignores the shitskin black nigger and continues on his journey until he hears "SAAAR SAAAR SAAAAR", turning around, he is greeted by the infamous 'p merchant of Burundi, Connor Howard of South Carolina.
As the dumbfounded Greg stands in horror, Connor Howard opens his briefcase filled with the brimmiest, blackest vantablack niggercoal and asks: "Hello saaar, would you like some P?"

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I jump onto Connor Howard and start ripping the skin off xis face, like a feral chimp.

"I DON'T WANT 'P!!!!!!!!![angry]"
 
KingofTheRing said:
Run away into the woods, regardless of the path I just run as fast as I can go until he either fades off into the distance or catches me.
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KingofTheRing decides to flee. Aiming for the Ackro Forest, he runs East as fast as he can as the glownigger immediately opens fire.

"SHIEEET YOU MUFFUGGIN PUSSY ASS BTICH CRACKKA!! CMERE N FIGHT ME LIKE A MANG N SHIEEETTTT!!!!" The glownigger screams as he throws away his now empty m1911 and opens fire with his MAC-10 instead.

Narrowly dodging the .45 ACP bullets thanks to his speed, agility and the glownigger's sub-saharan 67iq brain being unable to control aiming properly, KingofTheRing leaves the group of absolutely confused Schloggers unanimously saying "Marge".

The Ackro forest is full of trees and vines n shieet and strangely has lots of flora and fauna from Vietnam. According to the local indigenous jartycucks, it is said that a horrifying cryptid stalks the forests, known as "Ah Kro". "Ah Kro" takes the form of a Vietnamese young man and shoves its fingers up its ass and screaming for help to lure in prey before raping and killing them.

You might want to be careful, KingofTheRing.
 
SINO said:
KingofTheRing decides to flee. Aiming for the Ackro Forest, he runs East as fast as he can as the glownigger immediately opens fire.

"SHIEEET YOU MUFFUGGIN PUSSY ASS BTICH CRACKKA!! CMERE N FIGHT ME LIKE A MANG N SHIEEETTTT!!!!" The glownigger screams as he throws away his now empty m1911 and opens fire with his MAC-10 instead.

Narrowly dodging the .45 ACP bullets thanks to his speed, agility and the glownigger's sub-saharan 67iq brain being unable to control aiming properly, KingofTheRing leaves the group of absolutely confused Schloggers unanimously saying "Marge".

The Ackro forest is full of trees and vines n shieet and strangely has lots of flora and fauna from Vietnam. According to the local indigenous jartycucks, it is said that a horrifying cryptid stalks the forests, known as "Ah Kro". "Ah Kro" takes the form of a Vietnamese young man and shoves its fingers up its ass and screaming for help to lure in prey before raping and killing them.

You might want to be careful, KingofTheRing.
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I’ve three days to kill in some forest full of rapists.
I’ll collect some loose wood and moss with the intent on making some sort of roof over my head until the days are up, as if I move around too much I only increase the chances of getting raped and caught.
Would I have anything in the bag that might help with collecting wood?
Like an axe or something?
 
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